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Easter Swap 2023

What is your favorite Easter candy? I LOVE those Lindt hazelnut chocolate carrots, really any of the Lindt Easter candies.    🐰 Do you like Jelly Bellies? YES especially the sours.    🐣 For everyone else: Do you have a preference for plastic eggs, treat bags, paper, or no preference?
If you absolutely have to send me plastic eggs, I won't be mad but my preference is something, anything that isn't plastic. I would even prefer things to be wrapped in paper honestly or even not wrapped at all nestled in grass/packing material. 
  🦄 Are you interested in some of my homemade brown sugar shortbread?  ABSOLUTELY Yes and the recipe too. Gluten free regular sugar fine, and any of the flavors besides chocolate.    🐝 For those who don't like imps... In the case I find that I have something PERFECT for you in my collection that I want to share, would decanting into a squat itty bitty bottle with a screw top lid or rollerball be ideal? Hey, imps don't bother me one bit. I just love to try everything and imps are the best way to do that. 

🦋 Do you garden? Would you like anything like seeds? We are putting out a few more raised beds this month, and seeds would be welcome. I adore zinnias in salmons and green, and anything else you'd like to include. Planting directly into the ground preferred like a mini chocolate sunflower etc.    🦊 Spring Chick o' Mine, I have a question about mugs! What are your general feelings on mugs/drinkware? 
Ok, being super honest here. I have received many a cup over the years, and typically my husband adopts them. I drink my tea from the same ceramic tall cup every day and drink out of the same hydroflask. It's not that we don't have lots of cups and drinkware, I just only need these individual items. In other words, you can send something, but my Ran will be using it. 
  🐑 Dear bunny, what are your thoughts on these?  https://www.thecrownedrabbit.com/pins
Lots of great ones here, but I prefer the magical themes like: Moon Cat, and Rabbit Witch. I do stick them on my purses and such. 

🐣 Dear chick, would you be interested in any of these baked goods? Yes, the lemon and lavender flavors appeal to me most. 

🌹 Please LMK if you have any aversions/sensitivities to ACTUAL rose(s).  As if someone were to send you flowers...
No aversions/sensitivities to actual roses, but if I wear rose scents they are "darker" like Lady Lucille and Lorraine Cross. 

🐝 Would you be interested in any cute Easter/spring-themed cookie cutters?
I don't think I would use them....   🐧 I'm going to pre-order some spring teas (and stock up on the maple houjicha) from Friday Afternoon. Is there a spring tea (or any other tea) that you might like? Not sure if you noticed on my main questionnaire, that I ADORE teas. My faves are creamy chai's I do like the spice. I also love anything deep and dark with some sweetness. That Maple Houjicha looks exactly like something I would love. For the Spring Teas, the Goji-Mum Green, Peachy Keen, and Strawberry Snap would also be amazing.    🐹How do you feel about lambs as part of Easter? 
Yes, absolutely lambs! I would eat a choco lamb. Rabbits make me nervous. We used to have rabbit hutches in the backyard while I was growing up. They belonged to my brother but my Mom actually took care of them. Our main rabbit, every time she would have a litter, as soon as they we born, she would go crazy and murder the poor things. It was brutal.  Bees are wonderful of course. Who doesn't like bees? I've been stung a few times, the strangest place was at the nail salon under one of those UV lamps. I jumped up and started screaming and jumping. The friend I was with, jumped up with me and started screaming too lol. I've also planted a pollinators habitat this year, and our cactus get these enormous flowers that last a day and are COVERED with happy bees. Yay. 

Jenjin

Jenjin

🐇 Easter Swap In-Thread Questions 🐤

What is your favorite Easter candy?     Do you like Jelly Bellies?  If so what flavors?    Do you have a preference for plastic eggs, treat bags, paper, or no preference?   Are you interested in some of my homemade brown sugar shortbread? I can do gluten free and/ or monkfruit sweetened. Flavors include "plain" vanilla,  chocolate,  orange blossom,  cherry blossom,  lavender, rose, combinations thereof.    For those who don't like imps... In the case I find that I have something PERFECT for you in my collection that I want to share, would decanting into a squat itty bitty bottle with a screw top lid or rollerball be ideal?   Hi little chick,  I just got yet another seed catalog in, and was thinking about the garden.  It seems on theme, so do you garden? Would you like anything like seeds?   Spring Chick o' Mine, I have a question about mugs! What are your general feelings on mugs/drinkware?    Dear bunny, what are your thoughts on these?  https://www.thecrownedrabbit.com/pins   Dear chick, would you be interested in any of these baked goods? Matcha shortbread Hojicha shortbread Lemon scones Lavender scones Lavender lemon scones Chocolate chip scones (made with Guittard chips)   Please LMK if you have any aversions/sensitivities to ACTUAL rose(s).  As if someone were to send you flowers...   Dear chick, would you be interested in any cute Easter/spring-themed cookie cutters?   Also i've been wondering and combing q&a sheets without finding this. Will be making something with chocolate and would like to know which one you'd prefer... Milk, Dark, or White   I'm going to pre-order some spring teas (and stock up on the maple houjicha) from Friday Afternoon. Is there a spring tea (or any other tea) that you might like, chick?   How do you feel about lambs as part of Easter?  Easter lambs were always a part of my childhood, and I often got lambs instead of rabbits (in chocolate or stuffed form).      Do you like bees?   Is your BPAL wishlist up to date?

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doomsday_disco

 

<p>Now that Anna Torv’s great work on <i>The La...

Now that Anna Torv’s great work on The Last of Us is encouraging some folks to (re)discover the brilliant series Fringe, I’m reminded what a delight and joy it was to contribute the essay “In Search of Fringe’s Literary Ancestors” to Kevin R. Grazier’s anthology about the show, Fringe Science: Parallel Universes, White Tulips, and Mad Scientists. ALTALT
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eldritchhobbit

eldritchhobbit

 

Gnome Swap

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite?  Thin Mints and the Lemonades   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)  Sure!  -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please)  Any~ -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)  I really love the hat with the long tail on it!   How about Gnome tea towel(s)?  Yes please!   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament?  Yes!!   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?  Beach time for sure!  I do also like wandering in the woods, and time on the motorcycle prowling around new areas   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall?  If indoors, will need to be pet safe; if outdoors, will need to be weatherproofed.   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes?  Bring them on!   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ?  I love starting from seed, especially vegetables that are gmo.  I pretty much would love herbs, esp dill, and tarragon, as well as green (or purple) beans, tomatos and banana peppers!   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)?  My brain says yes, my allergies say no and they are winning currently   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)    Mouse's Long and Sad Tale, Whip are my two fav GC right now, and even imps would rock as I have almost empty bottles.  LE I love Snake Charmer, either OG or Rez is fine.  I'd love a sniffie or tester of any on my wishlist, which is updated   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Yes!  Mistletoe Mint, Alpine Black, Naughty Vicar, Serenity, and Hibiscus Berry all sound good!  Small amounts are just fine   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture?  No, not really    Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon.  Absolutely yes I would love some!   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have?  Nope   If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)?  Yes, and bees or hearts would be great   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?  We do actually, and that is too cute!     I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   Um.....I dunno?    I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   A cool teacup?  I'll go check out the Disney Store to try and get some better answers here....   Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren...  Yes, I would.  I love dragonflies and frogs, and leaves are cool as well!   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?     Yes,   or a little coin purse?     No, or please tell me to make this because oh my gods...  Yes, too cute!   

deazinn

deazinn

 

gnome q's

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? no thanks   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)  sure! -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please)  any!  be as mellow or as overboard as you'd like -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) I like most of the little gnomes, Gnome de Plum is particularly cute   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? A bathroom hand towel would be cool, but not sure what to do with tea towels.  Everything else in my house is bar mops because they're either getting beaten up in the kitchen or covered in yarn/fabric dye in my workshop   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? sure   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?  I'm a hike/walk, work in the garden, visit a pretty place, occasionally scenic drive type.  If I'm outside this is good.   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? no pet concerns, and would probably live indoors, possibly in my garden box so would need to deal with hot, dry, and daily watering, and then would be brought in for the winter if the gnome were an outdoor one.   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes?  I think they're hilarious but I don't do halloween/zombie/creepy all year, so it would not be out most of the year   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ?  I love interesting flowers, and I generally try to plant dill, basil, cucumbers, tomatoes, peas, and beans every year, along with anything else that tickles me that season.   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? sure!   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) I might be looking for a bit of Goblin since apparently the people I live with actually like it on me.   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Naughty Vicar sounds delightful, coconut black or cream earl grey are the ones that sound most interesting   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? that would be awesome   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon.  that sounds lovely.  I love to bake but since I'm also limiting consumption of treats, using fancy stuff makes it an event   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? can't think of any   If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)?  sure!  and I love mushrooms and bees, so a detail of either of those is awesome   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?  sadly no, but that is hilarious     I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   a scenic postcard?

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   can't think of anything

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren...  yes!

skyelyric

skyelyric

 

“The Contrary Gardener”

Escape Pod | The Original Science Fiction Podcast I was delighted to narrate the wonderful science fiction story “The Contrary Gardener” by Christopher Rowe. Both parts are now available from the Escape Pod podcast!
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eldritchhobbit

eldritchhobbit

Rolling with my Gnomies

Updated 2/12/23   Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? Sure! My youngest left scouts this year and I haven't ordered any yet. We like Thin Mints, Samoas/Caramel Delites, the new Adventurefuls, Smores and I really want to try the new raspberry ones.   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)  Yes please! -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) jewel tones, black, gray -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) I really like the long floppy hat one - Here we gnome again.   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? Sure!   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? Sure.    What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? Wandering in the woods behind my house, kayaking, definitely love beaches and exploring bodies of water, tide pools, etc. When I think "nature" I think trees and water.   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall?  I am ready and willing to provide a suitable habitat for an outdoor gnome, but would also happily provide an indoor home. Sadly, I do not have a lot of wall space for a hanging gnome.   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? I'm really not into zombies, but would not be opposed to a creepy gnome.   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I have a black thumb, so please, no seeds or live plants.    Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? Sure!   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) My wishlist is actually updated for once. I'll try to think of specifics.   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Parisian Breakfast and Vanilla Black and Nutcracker all look good.   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? Sure.   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. OMG YES!!!!!   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? I'm not really into orange/yellow/brown or pastels.   If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? A little ornament with bees would be delightful.    Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? OMG, I was all set to saw naw, then I saw the link and he is hekkin adorable and I wants him.    I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   
Always up for coffee beans. Now I am coveting a gothy gnome.
  I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   
I can't think of anything specific.    Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... That sounds lovely. Our yard is kind of vaguely controlled chaos, but we have a lot of neat sculptural things hidden about. I would particularly be interested in a bug fren.   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?  or a little coin purse? or please tell me to make this because oh my gods... Yes! The first or the last for sure. The coin purse not so much.    I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses? This sounds lovely, but I don't really have a use for it.    Do you need any spices? There's nothing I specifically need, but I'm always interested in trying new spice blends. I could use some new curry blends specifically.    How would you feel about gnome-inspired clothing? I would feel good about it.   would you be interested in any horror movie merch? If so, do you have a favorite horror movie / character? Not really my thing. (although a scary gnome could be fun)   Haus of Gloi launched their Valentine goodies today. Anything appeal? https://www.hausofgloi.com/collections/valentines-1 Ooh, whipped soap, bubbling scrub, body butter or soap in Come Hither, First Blush, Superfreak, Who Needs Love and maybe Lily Cakes if the Lily isn't SUPER strong (this one sounds intriguing, but potentially migraine inducing)   Moonalisa? If she restocks soap or releases body butter in the Lemon Curd and Coconut Cream or Raspberry Vanilla Cream, sure!   NAVA? No thanks.   Seeds/Plants? Sadly no. I definitely would get no use out of seeds. I might be able to keep an air plant or a succulent alive, but it's iffy.   Shortbread? This is my question, but yes, I would love to your version in floral or fruit flavors.      Any candles you might like? Be sure to check her clearance for leftovers from Halloween! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TeresaLynnsSimpleLux Some of the Headache and other aromatherapy stuff looks interesting, but I'm not sure about the scents. I definitely have TOO many candles, especially since I rarely burn them outside of September - December.    Lupers? I'll try to get my wishlist updated.  

Em-

Em-

 

Gnome Swap

I will put all my follow up answers here.   Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? I do love thin mints, although they are not the best thing for me to eat.   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)  -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please)   dark tones: blue, purple, green -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) I like the ones without legs and with the little cables   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? Sure!   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? That sounds fun.   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? Spending time in my garden or going out to the Michigan woods   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging  in my garden would be awesome, but an inside one would be fine too.     How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? No thanks. However, if you find the Godzilla or a Star Trek one, the whimsy level is delightful & would be very cool in my garden.  Why yes, I'm  a happy nerd.   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ?  I always love seeds.  There is room for Veg, herbs, or flowers.   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? Always!  Even the ones that are not eye feathers.   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)  All the Lavender!  Frostbite TKO, Lavender Buttercream.  Heading off to check currently available.  Will update shortly.  Ooh the new Sufganiyot that was added late - I believe it's strawberry & cream.     If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle yowallpaper. Oh very much so!  I love finding so many new tea companies.  Not in a particular order Coconut Black, Vanilla Black, Paris Breakfast, London Tea Room.  Loose is fine, I have lots of brewing technology.     would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? I like some of the other options more, I have so little open walspace.   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. - Well this was my question, so I'm pretty set for vanilla   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have?  I'm not big into pastels or the yellow/pink/warm orangey reds category.  Cool colors in deep tones are my faves.   I think there was a question about what thing the gnome holds or is with - my first choice would be a mushroom or toadstool.   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?  It’s very cute, but I really don’t need it & have no more kitchen tool space.   I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Coffee? (ground please, I don’t own a grinder)  I have not been to Seattle since 1997, so I don't know anything there these days.  
I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   An enamel pin, Hocus Pocus or Marvel. Especially a Jeremy Renner or Benedict Cumberbatch.  No idea what is at Hollywood studios, but I’m a good little nerd so, you  can surprise me.

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug friend.  This would be wonderful.  I love things like this.  I have a couple of “bug on a stick” plant stakes, but no mushrooms or leaves.   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this? Not this one.  or a little coin purse? Not this one. or please tell me to make this because oh my gods... OH MY GOSH, IT HAS A BIRD NEST, YES PLEASE THIS IS FREAKING ADORABLE.  I have several bird nests made in different techniques on my living room bookcase.  Perhaps swap out the pink for any form of blue or purple?   I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses?  Ooh that would be lovely.  In the spring when I can work outside, I’ll be back continuing to perfect my nuno felting skills.  It would be fun to see how bunny fur works.   Do you need any spices? Technically yes, but it’s the basic cinnamon I’m out of, so that will be resolved shortly.  This said, if you have or make some regional blend, I’d love to try it.  Especially if it plays well with tofu & comes with your favorite recipe.   Gnome wearables?  Would love a pair of socks, especially if there are mushrooms/toadstools.   Haus of Gloi Valentine goodies -   My favorite products of theirs are the bubble scrub & the pumpkin seed lotion.  Of the valentine scents I like the sound of Epicurean, Superfreak, or Come Hither.  The Blackcurrant & champagne butterball sounds like a nice soak with an audio book & some sparkling wine (okay cheap prosecco)   Moonalisa Feb drop - If someone were shopping on my behalf, I find myself craving lavenders & vanillas of late.  Lavender Fields, Lavender Shortbread Lavender Love.  From the vanillas Salome's Secret, maybe Amber Vanilla.     Nocturne Alchemy Valentine drop have loads of musk, but these sound nice to try: Crystalline #2 Encens Vanille Posiedens Vanilla Cheesecake Be my valentine '23       What is your favorite animal?  Otters, Cats of all sizes/species, Owls, Ravens, bats   Is there anything you would love from San Diego?  Not a clue.  

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lawardrop_27512

 

Gnome Swap 2023

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? no thanks   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome) I don't have a ton of room so as cute as this is I'd prefer a gnome that can live outside -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? absolutely   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? if its small and not xmasy yes   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? I love my plants and my snakes and I like the IDEA of nature but nature in Texas is usually too hot, sweaty, try to kill you-y to really enjoy.   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? I would love a fully outdoorsy gnome to live with my others... they get wet, and hot... and sometimes cold and icy... but thats pretty rare   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? bring it!!!   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I've never successfully grown anything from seed.  I'd be interested to try.  But also... I'd prefer props or little baby starter plants because I'm much more comfortable starting from that point    Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? I always love feathers   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) I made a BIG Weenie order and a BIG Yule order so... something from the NYE or Lunacy scents would be most welcome... Bat Jockeys Gnome Protection Racket Oblivion Railroad***** Bedroom Black Pepper, Amber & Clove Einzelne Hauser (Hauser mit Bergen)  Philosopher Reading   Also... I'm OBSESSED with Snake Oil Sufganiyot so you can send me ALL of the bottles/decants of that that you can find!!!!!!   My favorite is Snake Charmer which I honestly probably actually have "enough" of... not that I wouldn't take more... but if you have any OLD Perversion in your collection... I love that scent and I especially love it aged...   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? no tea unless its lipton iced sweet tea or boba   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? only if its like REALLY tiny 😏   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. ooooo yessssss!!!  I love nice vanilla in my morning cold brew ... and for the record, although I don't drink alcohol its just a choice/preference... so... its not going to cause PROBLEMS if I were to receive something that was alcohol based...   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? pink.  I hate pink.   If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? love embroidered things... no gender preference... mushrooms, and all bugs... dragonflies, spiders, etc all wonderful... just please no worms/caterpillars as I seem to have a really strange phobia of them and even photographs are hard for me   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? I just use a regular knife for my cheese   I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   I ALWAYS love spoopy/gothy things... and nice coffee beans (prefer coarse ground for making cold brew), good on nirvana shirts unless you have an actual vintage one from the 90s ... the repros make me a bit sad...

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   I'm not a fan of the Mouse

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... that sounds lovely   ***Unrelated to any questions but also wasn't really in my questionnaire anywhere*** I LOOOOOOOVE incense.  Currently I'm really into STICK style incense (I have enough wax tarts for a while) I could also use a stick incense burner as I don't have any and just sort of use whatever to hold the sticks... currently, Im using an old roll of duct tape in one room and a b0ng that I got as a wrap gift on a stoner comedy I worked on in another (the b0ng actually is kind of genius and works better than I expected) and in the living room I just stick it in the dirt for one of my houseplants 

goddessrobyn

goddessrobyn

 

Gnome Sweet Gnome Questions

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? I would love GS cookies! Thin Mint for life 💜  Tagalongs and Do-si-dos are also favorites. I’m a GS alumni myself 😊   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)   Sure! -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) Surprise me. I like gnomes of all colors 😊 -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) I have those patterns to but no time to make them. I love them all so pick for me   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? I love and use tea towels Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? I would love one that can hang on the wall   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? I love going camping, swimming in lakes/ocean (the ocean is my fav but too cold up here in the PNW), hiking    what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? 
I live in Seattle area so it rains quite a lot so any gnomes meant for outdoors need to be weatherproof. I like tiny/small gnomes and gnomes than can hang on a wall   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? No zombie or horror gnomes for me please. As much as I love horror I prefer my gnomes to be more earthy, wintery, autumnal, or rainbow   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ?
No thanks I'm not sure how much gardening I'm doing this year   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)?
I would love feathers from Gary   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)
I'm almost out of Burial and that is one of my go-to scents. Also from General Catalog: Eat Me, Drink Me, The Queen of Hearts
From Limited Ed: New Year's Kitty Tea Party, Merry Owls of Velocipedes and Tricycles, Pink and Blue Candy Canes   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? I am a tea drinker but my tea cabinet is overflowing right now
  would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture?
I would love a tiny hand drawn gnome picture   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. I would love some homemade vanilla. It sounds divine. 
Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have?
Naw surprise me   If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)?
I would love an embroidered gnome and an ornament or something that could hang on the wall would be perfect. Small details like a mushroom, bee, or an egg would be adorable   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? No...we have a ton of cheese boards and knives already   I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   
Nothing I can think of ...especially since I live here

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   
I'm not a huge Disney fan but I do like Haunted Mansion and Alice in Wonderland things. 

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren...
A mushroom would be adorable   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?  or a little coin purse? or please tell me to make this because oh my gods...
I would love a little gnome figure. That gnome with the birdnest is so adorable!   I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses? I'm good right now but thank you
  Do you need any spices? Always
How would you feel about gnome-inspired clothing?  Clothing with a gnome on it like a scarf, mitts, or a hat would be fine. Clothing that looks like something a gnome would wear no thank you.
  would you be interested in any horror movie merch? If so, do you have a favorite horror movie / character?
Sure! I'm a big fan of 80's slashers (especially Childs Play, Evil Dead, Friday the 13th) , elevated horror (The Witch, Hereditary), ghost/haunted house stories. I love Jason, Samhain from Trick r' Treat, Michael Myers as individual characters   Haus of Gloi launched their Valentine goodies today. Anything appeal? https://www.hausofgloi.com/collections/valentines-1
Scents Sweet On U or XOXO perfume oils,  Bubbling Scrub or whipped soap in scents: Come Hither, Lily Cakes, Super Freak.    Nocturne Alchemy just released their Valentine collection.  Is there anything that strikes your fancy? Crystalline #1, Aphrodite's Cherry Cheesecake, Nephthys's Strawberry Cheesecake, Apricot Creme Honey Musk Bee, Blackberry Creme Honey Musk Bee, Be My Valentine 23, Love You, Sorry I'm a Monster, V2023
Any Paintbox Soapworks items you want?  https://paintboxsoapworks.com/new-limited-edition/new/ No thanks

Moonalisa: No thank you   Are you interested in some of my homemade brown sugar shortbread?  Yes! That sounds fantastic   Seeds? No thank you   So if I were to send you a plant, would you prefer an air plant or a succulent??  Currently I have no room for new plants but thank you

spookygrrrly

spookygrrrly

OH GNOME

Original GNOME Questionnaire!   Additional GNOME Questions: Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite?
- yes to the yes! the new raspberry kind, and thin mints, and any other vegan/dairy free options.    Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome) If so, What gnome colors/patterns appeal to you? (three-four colors please)
- yes to the yes! any combo of green purple blue teal yellow grey (mustard, burnt orange, moss green, navy blue, plum). I like Never Not Gnoming and Gnome de Plume.   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? - gno thank you   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament?
- sure!    What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?
- I do love the beach, but I have to say I love hiking/walking around in the woods a bit more. I also like seeing my flowers bloom and seeing birds and butterflies and bees enjoying them, but I do not enjoy yardwork! also I love the Japanese section of the local botanical garden.    Question inspired by Robyn: what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? 
- it would be super cool to have a garden gnome that could live outside, and I could move it around from spot to spot, but we get all the extremes in STL: hot, cold, wet, etc. I would also enjoy a small indoor guy that could hang out with the houseplants. I do have cats, so a breakable indoor gnome might be in danger.   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? - Gno undead or gory gnomes, please.    New questions! Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? - I can do with seeds. Wild alliums are fun. Gno vegetables. Purrhaps a catnip?   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? - GARY! Gary.  Thank you for your kind offer, Gary, but I think my cat would just eat your feathers, so I shall decline.    Dear Gnomie, if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) - oooo I can't ever narrow things down properly so this is most difficult. I suppose now after the latest 15 minutes of fume I am kicking myself for not snagging Carved Wooden Bookstore, so there's one that's not even on my wishlist yet, and I starred some things on the wishlist that are most sought and also discontinued. note that in my questionnaire I said I would update my wishlist by the end of January so that it would have all the right things in the right order etcetera, so that will be in progress as promised.   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? - my question, haha. I would get myself a bit of Naughty Vicar! and I am sad the chocolate chai is sold out.   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? - absolutely yes   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. - wow that would be like winning the damn lottery, yes!   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? - not anything neon or pastel or glittery. I like mustard, burnt orange, moss green, navy blue, plum, etc. a standard sortof guy with a blue jacket and red hat is perfectly fine, but I also like the idea of an earth element representation, like a mossy rock that is actually a gnome! or something. that is not really what you were asking tho.    If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? - that sounds great. I do like mushrooms and bees and snails and frogs.   Do you have a need for cheese knife? https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? - heh that is clever! but no.   I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?    - I would not say no to nice coffee beans. I like a light roast.   I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?    - Gno thanks.   Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... - now this sounds tremendous. a mushroom or a snail or a frog?   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  - Gno thank you   I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses? - say hello to your soft bun! I don't have any use for her lovely fur tho.   Do you need any spices? - need? not really. but I would not be mad if I received some.   How would you feel about gnome-inspired clothing? 
- gno thank you   Any horror movie merch? If so, do you have a favorite horror movie / character? - I'm not really a horror kiddo, but I do love me some Hannibal.    Haus of Gloi launched their Valentine goodies today. Anything appeal? https://www.hausofgloi.com/collections/valentines-1 - gno thank you   Nocturne Alchemy just released their Valentine collection.  Is there anything that strikes your fancy? - gno thank you   Any Paintbox Soapworks items you want? https://paintboxsoapworks.com/new-limited-edition/new/ - I always love to get PBSW sorbetto scrubs in Not Your Housekeeper or Cartographer Wasp scents. Technically I'd take the Queen is Dead as well but I have a big size one of those still unopened. Also would enjoy trying the Candyfloss soap and Princess Pony Sparklebutt perfume oil lol.   Are you interested in some of my homemade brown sugar shortbread? Flavors include "plain" vanilla,  chocolate,  orange blossom,  cherry blossom,  lavender, rose, combinations thereof.  - all the yes! orange blossom! lavender! lavender rose! chocolate cherry!   So if I were to send you a plant, would you prefer an air plant or a succulent??  - I have a bunch of succulents in various stages of neglect but I don't have any actual indoor cactus. that might be fun. already have a prickly pear outside.     Any candles you might like? Be sure to check her clearance for leftovers from Halloween! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TeresaLynnsSimpleLux - gno thank you   Lupercalia went live.  Anything catch your attention?  - I did not order A Medley of Vulvas and now I regret it.    What is your favorite animal?  - I want to hug every cat. I also like bees, but I don't want to hug them.    Is there anything you would love from San Diego?  - I left my heart in San Francisco, but that's probably too far out of the way. jk I do not know what I am missing in San Diego so I don't know how to answer this.    If you like ebooks, does that mean kindle? Google books? Another format I should be aware of? And so I don’t provide something you already have, what are some authors you would like to try? - I can receive Kindle and Audible books, Google e-books and audio books, and Libro.fm audio books all at my email address. drawing a blank on authors! I should be better about keeping a list. 

LavenderCoffee

LavenderCoffee

 

Gnome Swap Q&A

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? I love Samoas!   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)  These are adorable!!! -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) Red hat!  Blue or green body.  -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)  Make Gnome Mistake and No Fun Like Gnome Fun   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? Absolutely!   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament?  An ornament would be welcome!   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?  A hike in the woods, or a hike to a beach.    what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? I don't have a very good outdoor environment for a gnome.  My pet is small so I can put my indoor gnome out of reach.    Zombie/horror gnomes? No, thanks.   Feathers from Gary? I have some in a vase in the corner of my office.  But I wouldn't say no to more! I can vouch for their excellence.    Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? Only if I can grow them on my windowsill -- parsley?   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)  I have been blessed with much BPAL in recent swaps.  If there's one scent I'd love to find most it would be Road to Versailles at Louveciennes because I like to wear it for my Impressionists in the Snow talk and my decant is nearly empty.  Another decant would be great.  I love to try new things, so I'd be delighted to see decants of anything on my wishlist.    If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Naughty Vicar, Queen of Hearts, Churchill, Coconut Black, Cinnamon Plum, Dickens' Xmas Blend.  And I love trying new teas from people's local tea shops!   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? Yes!   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. Yes please!   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? No neon or pastel, please.  Gnomes should wear red caps and green or blue clothes, I think.    If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)?  A gnome ornament would be lovely!  With mushroom!   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?  I don't need a cheese knife but if I did, that would be the one I would need.

I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   ALSO... Umm, I'll be in Seattle then too.  And pretty much every other day.
I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   No, thanks.   Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... Would it work for a houseplant? That sounds lovely! Mushroom, please.   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  I don't need any pillows, but I can always use zippered pouches for tarot cards or art supplies.   I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses? No, thanks, I'm not sufficiently crafty!   Do you need any spices? Always.  I always seem to be out of dill and Aleppo pepper.  And I love trying new spice blends for roasted veggies.    How would you feel about gnome-inspired clothing? Sure!  Socks or t-shirt.    would you be interested in any horror movie merch? If so, do you have a favorite horror movie / character? No, thanks.   Haus of Gloi launched their Valentine goodies today. Anything appeal? https://www.hausofgloi.com/collections/valentines-1  By Candlelight bubbling scrub, soap or candle!
Nocturne Alchemy just released their Valentine collection.  Is there anything that strikes your fancy?  No, thanks.   Any Paintbox Soapworks items you want?  https://paintboxsoapworks.com/new-limited-edition/new/  Sorbetto in Daisy, Pussy Hat, Moon Shadow, Rice Pudding, or The Cartographer.  Buttercup Moisturizing Facial Scrub. Nihilist lotion or cream.   Are you interested in some of my homemade brown sugar shortbread?  I can do gluten free and/ or monkfruit sweetened. Flavors include "plain" vanilla,  chocolate,  orange blossom,  cherry blossom,  lavender, rose, combinations thereof.  All of this sounds lovely!   Do you have a seed and/or plant wishlist? Seeds may come from my personal stash, or not.  Not really. Herbs for my windowsill?   So if I were to send you a plant, would you prefer an air plant or a succulent?? Either!   Any candles you might like? Be sure to check her clearance for leftovers from Halloween! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TeresaLynnsSimpleLux Its Ok To Take a Break, Russian Tea, love in her eyes, Santa’s Hearth, Vellichor, Falling Leaves and Pumpkins — so many sound great!   Lupercalia went live.  Anything catch your attention?   Lupercalia 2023 – Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab the ones I didn’t order decants of but am interested in: A Medley of Vulvas, Kiseru, Yanagi, Cacao Sweet Patchouli Clove and Green Cardamom, Dark Chocolate Coffee Bean and Rum, Black Cherry Oakmoss Red Amber and Wild Tobacco   What is your favorite animal? I love them all!!! Dogs, wolves, cats, big cats, sloths, hedgehogs, bees, dragonflies, butterflies, deer — I’m not so big on reptiles but anything furry.   Is there anything you would love from San Diego? Can’t think of anything! But you can visit my favorite painting, the still life by Juan Sanchez Cotan.   

Lucchesa

Lucchesa

 

Gnome Swap 2023

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? Thin Mints and PB patties/tagalongs/whatever they're called where you are    Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome) Sure! -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) I like forest neutrals  -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) I love them all but I have a soft spot for lady gnomes    How about Gnome tea towel(s)? yes    Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? yes   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? total immersion. I don't want to sit on a bench, I want to lay in the grass. I don't want to lounge on the beach, I want to be in the ocean. I'm not into "strenuous" but I am into "engaging." I look for bugs and worms and tiny fish. I like naming the spiders in my yard.    what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? I don't have any restrictions on where my gnome could live so I'll leave this up to you! It does rain a lot and we get freezes and snow but I have many sheltered places where an outdoor gnome could live, as well as plenty of space inside.   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? I'm not inherently opposed but it probably wouldn't be my first choice for year-round gnoming? That might end up being a gnome that only comes out at Halloween.    Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I'm too impatient for seeds 🤣   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? Oh yes!   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) The Rose and Yellow Snowballs are my favorites!   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Mango or Cinnamon Plum!    would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? Of course!    Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. yes, yes, yes.    Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? nope, I trust the process!    If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? I would like a gnome in whatever format you feel inspired to create or procure and I have a soft spot for lady gnomes and native-to-my-area (currently central VA) wildlife or aquatic creatures!    Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? ok I love this thing so much!    I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   ALSO... The answer is pretty much always snacks! 
I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   ALSO... Nothing I *need* but I like Disney ocean-related stuff - Little Mermaid, Luca, Moana, Lilo & Stitch - and also Star Wars. All the Star Wars. 
Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I believe that totems have specific spiritual meaning to the peoples who use them and would be uncomfortable with receiving a totem because that is not a part of my spiritual practice or cultural heritage unless that is part of your heritage and you are choosing to share it with me, in which case I would be honored. If you just mean statuary or decor without any spiritual attachment, then yes - I love decorating my garden with tiny friends.    Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?  or a little coin purse? or please tell me to make this because oh my gods... OK I'm in love with the bird nest hat gnome!!! ❤️ If a pillow I would prefer very very tiny to be used as decoration, because that is probably something my dogs would eat if I tried to put it on a chair. I don't think I'd use the coin purse, sorry!    I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses? She's freaking adorable but I probably wouldn't use it 🙂   Do you need any spices? I like spice mixes/seasonings that are local to you if you've got something cool (light on the black pepper, and no cilantro pleeeaaase) but I've got a Penzey's and a Spice & Tea Exchange within just a few blocks so I don't need anything.    How would you feel about gnome-inspired clothing? Socks yes, jewelry yes, accessories yes.    Horror con: Sorry, I was late to answer this one but it's not exactly my thing anyway. 🙂   Haus of Gloi launched their Valentine goodies today. Anything appeal? https://www.hausofgloi.com/collections/valentines-1Cutie Pie sounds like a scent I would enjoy!   Moonalisa: I've never tried them before but I'm in the market for a good hair detangler or leave-in conditioner! Looking at the list, I really love things with rose, lemon, and/or lavender. Jumping out at me: is definitely Ramo's Raspberry & Rose. Also interested in Lemon Poundcake, Poetry, Sweet Violet Nectar, or Vanilla Rose.    Nocturne Alchemy just released their Valentine collection.  Is there anything that strikes your fancy? Nothing really popping out at me from this one!   Are you interested in some of my homemade brown sugar shortbread? Oh definitely   Seeds? No thanks   So if I were to send you a plant, would you prefer an air plant or a succulent?? Either! I'm pretty good with succulents. I have yet to keep an air plant alive successfully but it's been a few years since my last try and I've much improved in my plant parenting skills since then.    Lupercalia: Edna St. Vincent Millay is one of my favorite poets, and these are a lot of my favorite notes, so Wandering Eye!    What is your favorite animal? I love all the animals but especially otters, cheetahs, llamas, Komodo dragons, aquatics (manta rays, leafy sea dragons, sharks)    Any candles you might like? Be sure to check her clearance for leftovers from Halloween! https://www.etsy.com/shop/TeresaLynnsSimpleLux  I burn a lot of candles so candles are always welcome even if hubs says we have too many. This is a very large catalog, lol - I don't like baked good scented candles and I can't handle anything with patchouli or tobacco. I do like almost anything else - coffee/tea, citrus, florals, aquatics, herbals. I didn't get to look through everything so this is not an exhaustive list but interested in: Soul of a Mermaid, Ca Sent Bon, Dirty Chai Latte or Chai Tea, Grapefruit Mint, Simmering Pot, Pets Welcome. 

llamadolly

llamadolly

Gnome Swap 2023

Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite?  No (sadly), I'm trying to be better about exposure to sugar and gluten.     Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)    -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please)  Yes, that would be so much fun!  I'd love a Gnome is Where You Hang Your in Cthulhu like colors (beard/skin in green, sweater in red/black). -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)   How about Gnome tea towel(s)?  I'm good on tea towls.   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament?  An ornament would be great, especially if you can make it a gothy or bloody gnome.  I love subversive ornaments!    What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?  I like just walking around the woods or the suburbs when no one else is out (when it's raining or late at night) so I can take my time looking at and listening to nature.  I try to make it to parks and I want to start hiking once I get my bursa taken care of.     What kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall?  It would need to be weatherproof as it will join the other gnomes and zombie flamingoes outside.    How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? All the yes!!!   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I would love medicinal herbs and seeds for  leafy greens, kale, cabbage, and carrots.     Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? Sure!   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) I would love even decants of Witches Lace 2022.  I spilled mine and am still mourning its loss.  As for currently available, I think I would enjoy Gnome Protection Racket, Lune Débonnaire, Moon Blep, or Moondrunk.  I would also be interested in decants of those.   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Lavender Earl Grey or Cream of Earl Grey sound delicious!   Would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? Sure.  Could it be a gothy gnome, though?

New question:  Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. Flails in Absolutely Yes!!!!!

  Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have?  No yellow, please.     If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)?  Sure!  I'll take all the mushies, too!   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife?  We really don't eat cheese in the house anymore.      I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?     I'm down for gothy. 

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   Villain pins, please!  I collect enamel pins and villains speak near and dear to my heart.

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... Absolutely!  And with mushrooms, please. ❤️   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?  or a little coin purse? or please tell me to make this because oh my gods... Not right now.    I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses?  I can't.  I get migraines from rabbit fur. 

mymymai

mymymai

 

Gnome Swap Questions

Last updated: 26th January
  Wishlists

Etsy: https://www.etsy.com...ef=favs_index_1 Please note that this wishlist includes a load of "if I win the lottery" things that I will buy when I'm rich!
Amazon: http://amzn.eu/h0TE0yP - please ignore all the Pandora charms on there!
Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? I have no idea what any of these are like   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)  Yes -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) Blue, green, purple, teal, red -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) Gnome de Plume,  Go Big or Go Gnome hat, Oh Gnome You Didn't   How about Gnome tea towel(s)? No thank you Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? If it was a teeny picture   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? Alone in a deciduous forest or alone on a bleak windswept Northumbrian beach   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? tiny or wall hanging or small plush to be appropriated by the cats (but no catnip please)   How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? Not unless it was a small plush intended for use as a cat toy    Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I love veg seeds but they mustn't be sent from the US over to Europe (aka we stole your corn & potatoes and now we're good!)   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? The cats would destroy them   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) Goblin Sack or the current Swine Killing lunacy one!   Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite?   Would you like a Gnome amigurumi?  (smol knitted or crocheted gnome)   -- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you?  (three-four colors please) -- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry.  I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.)   How about Gnome tea towel(s)?   Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament?   What's your favorite way to experience Nature?  A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer?   what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall?    How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes?   Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ?   Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)?   if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest?  (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?)   If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? I don't drink much tea these days   would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? This is my question   Is homemade vanilla something you might like?  I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from.  These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. Sounds lovely   Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? Yellows and pinks   If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? Yes, mushrooms or bees   Do you have a need for cheese knife?  https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? No but that's lovely!     I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...?   Seattle chocolate - the filled kind

I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios?   Not my sort of thing

Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... yes, any of those   Would you be interested in a decorative pillow or zippered pouch featuring a gnomely figure?  like this?  or a little coin purse? or please tell me to make this because oh my gods... That last one is quite cute   I have an angora rabbit and she's currently molting. Would you like rabbit fur for spinning, felting, or other crafty uses? No thank you, I have a cat that does that!   Do you need any spices? Not really, I have an awful lot   How would you feel about gnome-inspired clothing? Socks maybe

ReallyZeb

ReallyZeb

 

Yule cat 2022

Are there any currently available BPAL scents that you would love a bottle of?   Not really.   Is there anything you're eyeing from Paintbox Soapworks' winter update?   Schwazwald or Poinsetta candles   Would you like anything from Cellar Door (they do soaps and candles)?   No   Anything of interest from Luvmilk? (Milky Monday, their version of Black Friday, is on 11/7!)   Crocheted Granny shawl. Yes or No? Preferred colors? (this one is pressing, I would need to start soon)   BPal wax melts? I have TKO and Red Velvet Cake, Would bundle up a few for you to try of one, or both if you like.   Are you interested in boozy homemade fruitcake?    How about booze itself, specifically, moonshine whiskey infused with spices and fruits?    Brown sugar shortbread? "Plain" buttery or flavored? Favorites include lavender and chocolate orange, but I could definitely do a holiday spice or peppermint batch or two.  Are there any currently available BPAL scents that you would love a bottle of?    I'm set on BPAL for awhile   Is there anything you're eyeing from Paintbox Soapworks' winter update?    Scharzwald in soap or Hair/Perfume oil, or Waking in the Witch in either     Would you like anything from Cellar Door (they do soaps and candles)?   any of the following in bar soap: jingle juice, christmas morning, bad santa   Anything of interest from Luvmilk? (Milky Monday, their version of Black Friday, is on 11/7!) Bubble Wash in any of the following: child king, demon wood, romantic garden, tremble dance, lonely heart   Crocheted Granny shawl. Yes or No? Preferred colors? (this one is pressing, I would need to start soon)    Lovely as those are, I'm not a shawl wearer   BPal wax melts? I have TKO and Red Velvet Cake, Would bundle up a few for you to try of one, or both if you like    No, thank you   Microwave bowl cozy?    I don't own a microwave.   Are you interested in boozy homemade fruitcake? (Psuke's note to this question: I use only my own candied fruit. No green cherries, dates or coconut flakes, golden sultanas but no raisins. I have some left from last year...it's been fed brandy and kept in the fridge. It's *delicious*, if I say so myself.)   I make my own        How about booze itself, specifically, moonshine whiskey infused with spices and fruits?    We don't drink     Brown sugar shortbread? "Plain" buttery or flavored? Favorites include lavender and chocolate orange, but I could definitely do a holiday spice or peppermint batch or two.    Chocolate orange or holiday spice sounds tasty.
Interested in anything from Odins Daughter?   No, thank you   And tacking on to this question for others in reference to Em, I make infused vodkas! The one I am most proud of right now is a spiced hibiscus liqueur. I make this as a jelly, too. As far as the Liqueur, We have been making an autumn Moscow Mule with it, and the other day I made a Mai Tai! Its yummy!      No, thank you   If I can find the recipe, I want to make my grandmas Orange Slice Cake. Its a super yummy cake but a bit difficult to make as far as cutting up all the oranges. If you would like a mini cake IF I make it, lemme know! The ingredients are as follows:    Sounds tasty.
Interested in anything from Odins Daughter?    My favorite incense store is Good Earth Mercantile, any interest for an incense from them?   Are you a cotton candy fan? Would anything from Chocolate Storybook interest you?   Body Scrubs from CarolinaOrganicsSC are AHHHHMAZING! Any interest?   House of MetalWorks has super cute and dainty gold-filled stacking rings in my price range! If this interests you, include ring size! My favorite incense store is Good Earth Mercantile, any interest for an incense from them?   Lilith, Dark Woods, The Bentley, Titiana   Are you a cotton candy fan? Would anything from Chocolate Storybook interest you?   No, thank you    Body Scrubs from CarolinaOrganicsSC are AHHHHMAZING! Any interest?   Not really. They look adorable, but I don't do scrubs, melts or bath bombs, and I can only use ceramide lotions.   House of MetalWorks has super cute and dainty gold-filled stacking rings in my price range! If this interests you, include ring size!   No, thank you to the rings - I love them, but can't wear them at work and I don't wear them around the house.    What size do you typically wear in sweaters/sweatshirts? 
S = 4 
M = 6 
L = 8/10
XL = 12  1XL - 14/16 
2XL - 18/20 
3XL - 22
4XL - 24    A medium, I think   Several questionnaires mention joy in receiving homemade baked goods. What are your favorite holiday baked goods? Cookies, Cakes, Fudge? Other?    Cookies and fudge.   Are you into peanut butter cookies? If yes, would you enjoy them with creamy or crunchy PB?   They're not my favorite, but I wouldn't turn up my nose. Crunchy pb is my jam (ha!)   Nother Question: I am thinking of making flavored sugar. What are flavors you would NOT enjoy out the following:   Lavender Rose Lemon Orange Vanilla Thyme Ginger Spice   I may even combine some of those!   I have citrus flavors from candying fruit. Rose sounds fun.   Would you like anything from Witch Baby Soap? (Make sure to check the Throwback Thursday section of the website; they bring back a few things every Thursday!)   Demon Wood Lonely Heart Tremble Dance   NEW QUESTION   Pickety witch has the yule offerings up, including Yule Cat pins (black or white) and ornaments.  Which do you love most?   The ornament. I like the goat (krampus?) just as much   IF YOU LIKE COFFEE --- Do you like any specific roast more than another? Light? Dark? Medium? Breakfast Blend?   Dark roast, ground for drip. I prefer smooth to bright coffees.   Haus of Gloi's Yule is up, fancy anything?   Snow Flower or Three Treasures refresher sprays   Teeturtle has some adorable designs and their t-shirts often go on sale. Any designs that appeal?   Any of the Cthulus   Is anyone else here an Erin Morgenstern fan??  https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/711842/the-phantomwise-tarot-by-erin-morgenstern/  I enjoyed The Night Circus, and that tarot is lovely   Anything from the Lunacy You are eyeballing?  https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-tag/late-october-2022/?fbclid=IwAR3OzugxYK-rNtwgJBFwUfRSp_jneUcOmEgAfwRdgC_dlM0tRESwX244rqM   No   What kind of cat representations do you like?  Realistic?  Modern/abstract?  Cartoony?    Yes   Did I ask what your favorite nut is?    Peanuts and almonds. I especially like smoked almonds. And old fashioned french peanuts.

Psuke

Psuke

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