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LavenderCoffee

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  1. LavenderCoffee

    Dead Leaves and Apple Pie

    yes! a perfect windowsill pie. mostly apple pie filling foregrounded against a nice dry dead leaf scent, and I think the leaves are helping prevent it from turning into apple candle.
  2. LavenderCoffee

    Ube Pumpkin Cheesecake

    I am not an ube specialist, so I can't be certain if this is a good/strong/exemplary ube scent, but it is a lovely cheesecake, and one of the ones in which I am actually picking up the graham cracker crust. It's not particularly pumpkiny, but I am happy to let the cheesecake shine.
  3. LavenderCoffee

    Hearse of Pancakes

    delicious diner atmospheric! for me, this is less like a hot plate and a steaming mug in front of me, and more like the woosh of smells upon walking into the pancake house.
  4. LavenderCoffee

    Dead Leaves, Green Tea, and Tahitian Ginger

    lots of green tea! which almost creates the impression of a pile of dead leaves and green leaves. I was not able to find much of the ginger, but it's a lovely scent regardless.
  5. LavenderCoffee

    The Woman Behind It

    when I considered the scent notes for this one and A Recurrant Spot, I thought I'd have more success here, but it turned out to be the opposite. my skin runs entirely away with the iris in this and I'm not especially fond of iris on its own.
  6. LavenderCoffee

    Committing Every Artistic Sin

    don't have much to add: it's a real gross-out at first, and it dries down into something perfectly unsettling. after it no longer turns the stomach it troubles the mind!
  7. LavenderCoffee

    La Dame Aux Pamplemousses

    after the bright burst of citrus fades, this marshmallow goes all warm sticky gooey on me, like the insides of one roasted over a campfire, sans smoke. it's a marvellous scent but a bit overwhelming.
  8. LavenderCoffee

    Strangled on Midsummer’s Eve

    has anyone else read Starling House by Alix E. Harrow? I had to try this scent because it reminded me of the titular wisteria-covered structure. suppose I should actually read the the Gorey tale! the scent is dusty, wispy and lovely. I get the sturdy tea closer to the skin, but the modest sillage is all sorrowful smudged purple flowers. something to wear when you're haunting a house.
  9. LavenderCoffee

    Voodoo

    idk what took me so long to get around to Voodoo but I love it. I am testing from an imp of unspecified age but it's got me wanting to upgrade to a bottle. I'm definitely not getting cola or fizz, it's pretty straightforwardly what it says on the tin in terms of notes. big dark booming base of myrrh/patch/vetiver and then the way the lime and pine punch it up is so so good. I suppose I may have hesitated due to almond, but ultimately I'm glad to have that drop of sweetness in there with the vanilla to smooth it all over. great weartime on this, too, it just keeps going.
  10. LavenderCoffee

    Mictecacihuatl

    I have cherished the 2019 version of Mictecacihuatl and I am surprised I never reviewed it! (Copal, precious woods, warm spices, agave nectar, cigar tobacco, and roses.) in the bottle it's quite an intoxicating potion, sweet and dark, and this stays true for the initial application of the oil on my skin. as it warms up the tobacco and copal really pop and the scent develops a rich golden quality. I feel like it used to have a bit more rose to it, but apparently I've had this six whole years now?! I do get a scattering of mature petals once the oil dries. it's as if you could take a whole altar, top to table legs, and process it into a rich paste to paint on your skin for a ceremony. I love it so much.
  11. LavenderCoffee

    A Recurrent Spot

    if you enjoy the lab's headier jasmine notes, this one is gorgeous! and as you get deeper into the weartime, jasmine graciously allows a tattered vanillic element to emerge. it's not unlike a scenario in which the Black Butterfly Moon: Vanilla and Tobacco Flower duet got papered over with jasmine, they smell like siblings to me. I really like it.
  12. LavenderCoffee

    Autumn - Overlooked My Knitting

    2025 version This is a subtle stunner, I am instantly in love. I am a fan of dead leaves, first of all, but while sweater/cashmere/wool can be hit or miss, the wool note here is perfection in concert with the ambergris. It's impossibly warm and comforting. Magic!
  13. LavenderCoffee

    Dead Leaves, Molten Lava Cake, and Raw Cacao

    help I love this!! it just makes me go HNNNGGG and I WANT TO GO TO THERE, among other less useful notes for a perfume review. So instead: A cascade of dry dead leaves, a dusting of dry cacao, and then an ooozingly realistic molten cake center that mellows into a lovely chocolate cake scent in the leaf pile. I vaguely regretted not grabbing a FS of DL/Chocolate/Hazelnut from years past but at the end of the day, I just don't love hazelnut. This one may be my one true chocolate leaf!
  14. LavenderCoffee

    Plastic Rats

    in the vial, Plastic Rats does indeed smell a bit like plastic rats, which is to say, daunting. On my skin I can pick out the amber and pepper clearly alongside the black licorice. It's really kindof a nice scent once it settles in. Like it could have been marketed as Lord Licorice's cologne in a licensed Candyland line or something. not that it skews especially masc or evil, imo - it's delightfully mysterious and subtle, and ever so slightly murky.
  15. LavenderCoffee

    Tarantula Flash Sheet

    My first impression as I applied this on the skin was pumpkin spice tattoo ink! It comes on kinda dark and strong. I get the bourbon and the cranberry in the periphery but they're like accents in the mix. When the patch starts to come out as the oil dries, it really comes together nicely and the ink is way less intimidating. It's just a sweet lil fuzzy inky guy. Also remarkable that I don't think Beth saw the artwork before making the perfume and the colors match this scent really well!? Every time I see tarantulas I am reminded of the fact that I tried to keep a tarantula as a pet when I was a kid, in order to get over my fear of spiders. It didn't work - I could not sleep with it in my room and had to return it. But Tarantula Flash seems really nice once you give it a chance! I think I can live with this one.
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