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LavenderCoffee

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  1. LavenderCoffee

    Rose Quartz Phallus

    a burst of juicy grapefruit up front transitions into a perky velvety pink ...no, I'm serious! it's nose tickling, soft, and a bit tangy.
  2. LavenderCoffee

    Everything in Life has Two Sides

    my first blind test of this I wrote "plum peony grapefruit?" but of course it's a happy little salted yuzu sitting on top! and the wine note blends in very nicely with this palette. it's almost like a posh sangria with flowers in it, and I don't get a whole lot from the cedarwood/patchouli end of things. brilliant blend.
  3. LavenderCoffee

    Inyo Gozasso Nozu

    this is absolutely stunning. it's pretty darn close to Glowing Vulva but it has gorgeous dollop of LILAC! the spiced honey is only very delicately spiced, and the tolu balsam sort of snugs up to the teak, and do not fear the polished amber! it doesn't smell fume-y or lacquer-y to me at all. I could do with a bit more lilac cream, but it does bloom out nicely on the skin. the scent overall is rather subtle: not quite as soft as a "your skin but better," but like a pair of fancy knickers, you might be the only one to enjoy it unless you plan to get up close and personal.
  4. LavenderCoffee

    Malinka

    I thought I was going overboard ordering two scents with raspberry and honey, but this could not be more completely different than the Honey Pot trio with raspberry. it's got an overall coolness and elegance, an evening sort of come hither vibe, whereas the honey trio is a fun/sunshine/jump for joy sort of scent. if you enjoyed the honeyed cream from Slug (Yule 2023) this is the roseberry version of that. probably a good way to get yourself a little Malinka if you know what I mean.
  5. LavenderCoffee

    Honey, Raspberry Jam, and Buttercream

    this is golden and gorgeous and perfect. a bright, warm honey with bold ruby facets of raspberry and a whisk of sugary buttercream. honestly the buttercream is not super prominent for me but it adds a lovely bakeshop vibe. I already love honey so I didn't really need to be sold on this, and I'm also glad it's not crushingly sweet. a gourmand I can endorse! and slather copiously!
  6. LavenderCoffee

    Drowsy Voyeur

    Poppies! Sometimes I struggle with the way they can dominate the scent. Poppy sits on top of this pretty prominently for the first couple hours of wear, but doesn't drown out the other notes, so I'm still on board. I am not mad about the guava either, it works nicely with the plum to provide a pleasant fruity pulse between the poppy, musk, and the darker notes in the lower range. I really like how this all comes together, but I am always hoping for more patchouli, like a little patchouli gremlin.
  7. LavenderCoffee

    Please Come

    My first impression of this was sexy paper, and later “a perfect peony scented envelope” and I’m not sure I have much to add to that. It’s an unsweet amber, and the peony throws a good bit. almost feels too fancy for me even though it's quite simple and sniffable! edited to add: ok I'm really wearing this one today and this peony projection is *perfection.* incredibly wearable. it's going in my cart.
  8. LavenderCoffee

    Night-Scented Orchid

    Finally got around to trying this, thank you reviewers! This is lovely, and I haven't got much new to add. Heady/rich/full-bodied but somehow still rather polite jasmine cooled by an evening breeze carrying a gentle waft of citrus. How does she do it? It's magical.
  9. LavenderCoffee

    Snowy Circus Peanut

    Yep, this definitely has Snow White snow in it, because my skin trashes it in exactly the same way. If Snow White works for you tho it might be a fun one to try!
  10. LavenderCoffee

    Skeletons Warming Themselves

    uff I'm loving this and wishing I'd gotten a bigger sample. the patchouli and vanilla are nice and dry, like fabric, and there does seem to be a grace note of iron in the mix, and the darkly glowing resinous base sets everything up perfectly. I'm not picking up on much ash or dust in this, and the clove is truly sparse. perfect for a bleak february day. not a big scent but it really wraps you up.
  11. LavenderCoffee

    Dreamward

    I sampled this instead of springing for the full size bottle straight away, because sometimes lemon verbena can get a little overwhelming for me. applying this today I got that trademark TAL scent, a hit of lemon verbena, but then a scant few minutes later POOF! it's a floofy lavender pillow! perfection.
  12. LavenderCoffee

    Les Pleurs

    INTERESTING to read the previous review as I come here to say Les Pleurs is like the full blown *Fragrance* version of the Terrible Moon scent note palette. almost seems "perfumey" or "mainstream" in terms of a BPAL scent, but not in a bad way. cannot put my finger on what is being used for the ochre note, and I suspect some alchemy went into antiquing the myrrh. the smoke/ash/stone aspects of the blend are super mild for me.
  13. LavenderCoffee

    Lucky Hand Root

    I dig this root! and it does indeed smell like freshly dug up roots while the oil is wet. at first the orchid is overshadowed by the earthy roots, but then it begins to bloom and the scent really balances out.
  14. LavenderCoffee

    Terrible Moon: Cardamom and Black Amber

    compared to Terrible Moon itself, this is quite a stark scent. much closer to poking your nose in the cardamom jar on the spice rack. the amber is giving it a bit of a posh silhouette but there is nothing sweet or cozy happening here. good to layer with the moon if you want to boost the spice factor for sure.
  15. LavenderCoffee

    Terrible Moon

    well at least for once in 2026 I can say: this is not at all terrible! tremendously comforting, as advertised. surprisingly not super beeswaxy, but unsurprisingly the wool is not going to let you forget it's there. it does play exceedingly nicely with the other notes - the sandalwood in particular! - it's just not a note you can hide. also, I don't find it truly milky, it's like the idea of milk is present. everything comes together rather gorgeously! gets a bit sweeter as it dries. a very soft, well-blended scent that feels like a hug.
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