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LavenderCoffee

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  1. LavenderCoffee

    Voodoo

    idk what took me so long to get around to Voodoo but I love it. I am testing from an imp of unspecified age but it's got me wanting to upgrade to a bottle. I'm definitely not getting cola or fizz, it's pretty straightforwardly what it says on the tin in terms of notes. big dark booming base of myrrh/patch/vetiver and then the way the lime and pine punch it up is so so good. I suppose I may have hesitated due to almond, but ultimately I'm glad to have that drop of sweetness in there with the vanilla to smooth it all over. great weartime on this, too, it just keeps going.
  2. LavenderCoffee

    Mictecacihuatl

    I have cherished the 2019 version of Mictecacihuatl and I am surprised I never reviewed it! (Copal, precious woods, warm spices, agave nectar, cigar tobacco, and roses.) in the bottle it's quite an intoxicating potion, sweet and dark, and this stays true for the initial application of the oil on my skin. as it warms up the tobacco and copal really pop and the scent develops a rich golden quality. I feel like it used to have a bit more rose to it, but apparently I've had this six whole years now?! I do get a scattering of mature petals once the oil dries. it's as if you could take a whole altar, top to table legs, and process it into a rich paste to paint on your skin for a ceremony. I love it so much.
  3. LavenderCoffee

    A Recurrent Spot

    if you enjoy the lab's headier jasmine notes, this one is gorgeous! and as you get deeper into the weartime, jasmine graciously allows a tattered vanillic element to emerge. it's not unlike a scenario in which the Black Butterfly Moon: Vanilla and Tobacco Flower duet got papered over with jasmine, they smell like siblings to me. I really like it.
  4. LavenderCoffee

    Autumn - Overlooked My Knitting

    2025 version This is a subtle stunner, I am instantly in love. I am a fan of dead leaves, first of all, but while sweater/cashmere/wool can be hit or miss, the wool note here is perfection in concert with the ambergris. It's impossibly warm and comforting. Magic!
  5. LavenderCoffee

    Dead Leaves, Molten Lava Cake, and Raw Cacao

    help I love this!! it just makes me go HNNNGGG and I WANT TO GO TO THERE, among other less useful notes for a perfume review. So instead: A cascade of dry dead leaves, a dusting of dry cacao, and then an ooozingly realistic molten cake center that mellows into a lovely chocolate cake scent in the leaf pile. I vaguely regretted not grabbing a FS of DL/Chocolate/Hazelnut from years past but at the end of the day, I just don't love hazelnut. This one may be my one true chocolate leaf!
  6. LavenderCoffee

    Plastic Rats

    in the vial, Plastic Rats does indeed smell a bit like plastic rats, which is to say, daunting. On my skin I can pick out the amber and pepper clearly alongside the black licorice. It's really kindof a nice scent once it settles in. Like it could have been marketed as Lord Licorice's cologne in a licensed Candyland line or something. not that it skews especially masc or evil, imo - it's delightfully mysterious and subtle, and ever so slightly murky.
  7. LavenderCoffee

    Tarantula Flash Sheet

    My first impression as I applied this on the skin was pumpkin spice tattoo ink! It comes on kinda dark and strong. I get the bourbon and the cranberry in the periphery but they're like accents in the mix. When the patch starts to come out as the oil dries, it really comes together nicely and the ink is way less intimidating. It's just a sweet lil fuzzy inky guy. Also remarkable that I don't think Beth saw the artwork before making the perfume and the colors match this scent really well!? Every time I see tarantulas I am reminded of the fact that I tried to keep a tarantula as a pet when I was a kid, in order to get over my fear of spiders. It didn't work - I could not sleep with it in my room and had to return it. But Tarantula Flash seems really nice once you give it a chance! I think I can live with this one.
  8. LavenderCoffee

    Dead Leaves and a Wooly Jumper

    It really does smell like a pretty pink sweater! I would say it seems more cashmere than wool to my nose, like maybe Ed Wood is wearing this.
  9. LavenderCoffee

    Black Butterfly Moon: Myrrh and Black Berries

    BREAKING: Myrrh and Black Berries smells like ...Myrrh and Black Berries It's so good tho. Idk if it is meant to be blackberries or unspecified berries that are super dark and mysterious but there's a big juicy plop of berry on application and then the fruit slides into the myrrh-k and it all gets very fuzzy. It almost wants to be fizzy, but it's too velvety to get all the way to forbidden soda. There's almost a friction between the simple fruit sweetness of the berry and the blackout curtain of dark myrrh. (Did they throw a pint of berries at a myrrh-scented velvet blackout curtain?)
  10. LavenderCoffee

    Blood Moon 2025

    I have to confess up front that I dearly wanted to love this Blood Moon - to be on her side, or be her - so psychologically I set myself up to enjoy this. But I was also a bit daunted by THUNDEROUS black musk, because in many other blends where black musk is present, my skin chemistry causes it to drown out other notes in very short order. Anyway, I am happy to report that I remain standing as the credits roll and have not been slain by Blood Moon or her black musk! My experience wearing this (a week out of the mail) is that the pomegranate seems most prominent when first applied, and then it melds into the rest of the murky gritty goodness, lending a lovely deep red stain. And then it is evident that something was most certainly scorched! It's not a super smoky scent by any means, but it does smell pleasantly like the remnants of a fire. Perhaps something was burned on an altar, or forged in flames. There's an enjoyable push-pull between black and red, softness and grit. It's also a fairly subtle scent on the skin, in case you need to sneak up on someone or something. Just beautifully blended, I'm very into it! Incidentally inspired me to paint my nails red...
  11. LavenderCoffee

    Blood Moon 2025 Nail Polish

    This is a glorious red, and it wants two thicker coats or three thinner coats. Should probably work for any red holiday you can think of from October to February, or just for like, Thursday. The glitter bits are pretty easy to work with unless one dries right on the tip of the nail, so you can scoot them away if that happens. I took some pictures of three coats with a clear topcoat, although I'm not great at it, just in case it helps.
  12. LavenderCoffee

    Laufeyson

    Ok this is an appropriately tricky one. Smells like citrus soda in the bottle! On the skin the bergamot sings out with the amber, and it seems to share a fair amount of DNA with last year's Melancholy Fire, which is lovely. However I thought I was signing up for leather and patchouli, which seem very light/bordering on nonexistent to my nose, since I am a glutton for these notes. If you are hesitant about the agarwood, it is the light woody variety as far as I can tell.
  13. LavenderCoffee

    Black Butterfly Moon: Vanilla and Tobacco Flower

    I am into this one, it is giving me what I thought Idle Moon: Vanilla Husk and a Bundle of Twigs was gonna smell like. I'm getting a soft, unsweet vanilla wrapped around dry/brown vegetation, vaguely woodsy. As it dries down I get more of a sense of the tobacco dna, which is gorgeous with this vanilla. It's a warm, almost papery dry scent and I keep coming back to it.
  14. LavenderCoffee

    Witches Burn Back

    This has a deep, sweet incense profile that reminds me of A Distant Song, even though that blend utilizes benzoin and red sandalwood and no amber. Also where Song has incorporated dark fruit to deepen the scent, Witches has a warm envelope of smoke. It stays close, but the smooth smoky resin persists for several hours. Seems like a nice option for layering if you need an incense boost, but it is also one I will happily wear solo.
  15. LavenderCoffee

    Pumpkin Funnel Cake

    I have never personally had a funnel cake with cinnamon on it, but because I know that's how the lab likes it, I knew it would be good with pumpkin. AND IT IS. This also captures the scent of fried dough on the air through a cloud of powdered sugar that I've gotten from the lab's funnel cake before.
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