Weirdgirlpilled

Hi!! Snake oil is, obviously one of the most "darkly feminine" things one can get. It's got patchouli and vanilla and all those lovely sexy spices. No fruit, no rose. I also think Lick It, valentine might be your jam. It has honey and red wine. Lady macbeth is also lovely but it DOES have a little bit of currant. Bastet is also gorgeous, just amber and red musk. lust is gorgeous, as is "the cat" some of these are limited edition, meaning you won't be able to get imps of them, but some people surely offer decants for much cheaper. I would say your safest bet is probably Snake oil, however! 

Unpopular opinion: I like this MOAR that stekk!! It’s so good. oh my god, i’ve found my marshmallow holy grail. It’s definitely a sexy marshmallow, a little lighter than schrodingers checkmark, and the throw is a little lighter too, but otherwise as long lasting and amazing. I love. 

sticky, chewy, delicious patch. my god, it’s glorious. It’s deep and mellow, with that classic smooth bpal feeling. marshmallow lingers somewhere in the background, rounding out the patchouli a bit with some warm sweetness. This is one of the sexiest scents i’ve ever had the pleasure of wearing. I’m hoping to get a bit more marshmallow as it has time to sit, but goddamn! I am so pleased.

Edit: This has incredible throw and wear so far. it’s been about an hour or so and ohhhhh my god. oh my god. the patchouli fades just ever so slightly and the marshmallow takes the reigns. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT. If i didn’t already have like, 4 other marshmallow scents in the mail….. I’d be buying like 9 backups. I predict this’ll be on ISO’s in years to come. 

edit 2: Just realised why this scent is so damn nostalgic for me. It’s like sitting on the floor with my friends as a teenager while we tear through a whole jar of marshmallow fluff while high off our asses. that’s this scent. 

WOOF I need a full bottle. Or maybe 7! I am in LOVE. I'm in so much pain and I never would think that I could still "Get It Up" So to say, but damn. DAMN. NEED. IMMEDIATELY. Oh my god this is the perfect sexy, loud, lovely scent on me. Dark Patch, dark musk, literally everything I love most. 

On 1/18/2004 at 9:00 PM, blackrayne said:

Uncontrollable passion and insatiable sexual desire: red musk, patchouli, ylang ylang and myrrh.

This smelled like tater tots to me?? At first it was a blast of tater tots, and then it became a delicious orange and cola combo- kind of effervescent! I love it lots. 

ok this one is lovely!! Yummy rose and a little bit of spice. The carnations do peek their head through a little bit, and this is definitely a girly scent. A little childish and playful, but not in an overly young way. Like the scent a teen girl puts on before she goes on her first date. 

1 minute ago, doomsday_disco said:

Torta Setteveli, a currently available Weenie, would probably be your best bet if you haven't tried it. "A classic Sicilian recipe alternating layers of chocolate sponge cake, hazelnut Bavarian cream, chocolate mousse, and hazelnut praline crunch, all enrobed in a dark chocolate mirror glaze." It's not exactly Nutella, buuuut I think it's the closest you'll get as it is the most chocolate-y hazelnut scent the Lab has offered.

 

A past Lilith, O The Joy of My Spirit!, has cacao and hazelnut notes, and some people have compared it to Nutella, but for me, it was too perfume-y and not strictly foodie. "Crooked hazelnut and tonka with a touch of cacao and black pine."

 

It might be worth it to try Who's Afraid?, a currently available Yule, which also features cocoa and hazelnut notes, but the lemony spun sugar makes it go in a different direction on me (your skin chemistry may differ -- it seems not every reviewer got lemony sugar from it, but that's what I love about it). Here are the notes: "Snowy coconut, hazelnut, cocoa powder, and spun sugar."

Oh my goodness doomsday_disco you absolute angel, you!! Those all sound absolutely lovely. Ordering torta setteveli asap. Thank you!!

Ohhh yes yes. Patchouli. This one, is DEPRAVED. Sexy. A chewy patch, splattered with bursting ripe sweetness. 

I mean, bpal really can do no wrong. The worst bpal scent is better than any other house or commercial perfumes BEST scent. I don't think this one is my Thing. I wish I had more patchouli and pink musk I will keep and age my imp but I like it well enough now to keep and wear! 

Testing this today, and wow. it's like a really pleasant sunscreen on me... and then it's gone! Sad, because I weirdly really like it. 

Definitely a "perfume" scent. Reminds me of something commercial. I think my skin ate all the sandalwood and now its just pepper and anise. Very nice for days I want something a bit girly but also spicy. I'm happy with my imp :3

This may be super strange to ask for, but are there any scents that smell nutella-y? I bought fudge marshmallow and I'm hoping it might be close but I love the smell of nutella, so I was hoping bpal has other scents similar to it. Thank you guys!!

Forcing the boy to put this on the moment he is unawares. This smells very rugged, which makes sense considering its well, a druid. But anyway, this smells like dirt. Dirt, musk, trees, grass, and something else darker underneath (smoke? incense???) It smells like I just got finished having raunchy sex with a werewolf on the floor of a forest in a patch of green plush grass. It's maybe not my speed but I ABSOLUTELY see this being mouthwatering on the boyfriend. 

Very gentle, very sweet. Maybe some asian fruits because It for some reason reminds me so much of my best friends house. It smells delicious, and is VERRRYYY girly and sweet. I adore those kinds of scents, as I like to alternate between my signature super dark sexy scents, foodies, and really girly florals. This one isn't the typical white/light floral, it's not rancid (on me!) like gardenia or lily. It is that super bright juicy white grape smell, almost like pineberries? SO happy about this one!! As soon as I'm through my imp of this, I'll likely be upgrading to a whole bottle. 

As I tend to amp sweet notes I think this one is way different on me than everyone else. On me, I'm getting a LOT of orange blossom and a LOT of cumin for some reason? However, I want to smear this all over my tall dark and handsome boyfriend, whom would definitely be more suited to this. I think he would get a lot more of the clove and black musk, which, sign me the fuck up. My incredibly sexy dark haired boyfriend smelling like a goth club from the mid 90's? yes please. 

Oh yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. New wishlist scent. This has ALL the notes I love. Amber, musk specifically of the red variety, strawberry and vanilla, black cherry and heliotrope. I said bastet was the sexy girlfriend of Fenris wolf, but this is their unicorn. She's sexy, youthful and bubbly all at the same time. 

Definitely not my thing. Happy that I didn't blind bottle, but I am ALSO happy that I got an Imp because it's making me realise that light/white florals are not my thing!! That was the common theme throughout all the oils I tried but did not like. Bayou, Ouija, Veil and now this! This smells like my mom or grandma, which again, lovely, but not something I personally want to smell like. I will be gifting this to a friend or my mom! I'm positive they'd love it. 

intially? this. smells like a girl i had a crush on in highschool??! I doubt that she wore bpal but what the hell. We were freshman in highschool I highly doubt she wore anything but cheap bodyspray from that dreaded place in the mall. Which is not to say that this smells cheap, it has that plasticky smell initially but once it dries down it smells very expensive and almost a little like antique perfume, and no longer like a girl i will never talk to again.  I doubt I will ever be wearing this one because ough,, memories…. no one needs to be reminded of their highschool years. 

Hime gyaru might hit the spot, but like with "Bitches love unicorns" as VetchVesper reccomended, GOODLUCK finding it lol.... Mouse circus might actually be what you're looking for. Its a verrrryyy pink scent to me, cotton candy from the lab does tend to smell pink. 

I get a lot of coffee with this one!!! Lots of sweet creaminess, and i do think i tend to amp sweeter notes so that makes a lot of sense. I get a little bit of the wood peeking through around minute 10 ish, but my biggest gripe is that on me, this fades pretty fast :c I do, however, think it’ll be an incredibly sexy boysmell so i will be roping the boyfriend into trying this one ^-^ 

Oh yeah. This is FANTASTIC. Juicy, shiny strawberry, and flaky, delicious, doughy powdered sugar GOODNESS!!! This does have crazy throw on me, and definitely a staying power. I LOVE!!! 

An edit, almost a month later: Wow, I've used this a LOT. I SLAAATHER this on, it's so amazing. It's such a sweet strawberry, just barely threaded with buttercream. My mom makes a lot of pastries, and this truly does smell like the strawberry frosting of a cupcake mashed into a flaky croissant style Amish doughnut. Backup bottle worthy, methinks. 

My skin chemistry, life experiences, and taste are totally different than yours, so take me with a grain of salt. I.... DO not like this! Woah I think I hate neroli 🤧 That is so so terribly sad- in theory this is a beautiful gorgeous scent that works on me.. but in the imp it smells like straight up paint thinner??? And then... Pepper???? And then... GRANDMA???? And on my skin it's even worse- all of it dies and goes ashy. I am SO sad, I feel like this is the first bpal scent I've tried that I really just cannot get behind (On my skin!! Lots of people love this and you may LOOOVE it too!) I need to go scrub this off. I smell like my grandmothers ashtray.

This is Fenris Wolf's sultry, gorgeous, silent-unless-she-likes-you girlfriend. God do I love it. The amber is so nice, subtle but there, and the myrhh lends it such a warm comforting quality. A LOT of people are getting floral and almond with this one but to me it really smells like myrrh and vanilla, with whisps of amber poking its head through the chiffon curtains. It sort of wafts to me as I move my hand, a real "come hither" scent. I'll put this one on around the boy and see just HOW come-hither-y it can get. 

UHHHH everyone saying this is a masculine scent must have verrry different skin chemistry than I 😅 On me this is total sexy girlsmell...not that scents really need to have genders or specific types they fit into (everyone wear whatever they please) but if I asked other people to sniff me I would say they'd agree! This is all about the rosewood and amber, at least on my skin. It's so so so sexy. This is a little-red-dress-big-black-dominatrix-boots kind of scent for me... but now I want to try it on my boyfriend and see if he gets any of that sexy sexy musk.... much experimenting to be done! I will be wearing this one FREQUENTLY though.... perhaps I'll upgrade to a whole bottle!

This... weirdly smells like playdoh on me? I tried it yesterday before it had time to chill from shipping-stress, so maybe take my experience with a grain of salt. I also used it on my dry hair, so we'll see if this gets better with time and also if it smells better on wet hair!! 

WOOOOOF amber!!!! I absolutely agree with crystaltongue! Very expensive and yummy smelling. I'm a sweet/ heady scent lover, and this is neither, but  I ADORE it. I feel like I just went to an expensive spa in vegas and got a facial and now I'm wandering around. I do wish I got more green tea and bergamot, but also I've only been wearing it for thirty minutes and I used it in my damp hair, and hair glosses usually morph a bit. I cannot wait to experiment more with this one