Weirdgirlpilled

Ok I actually love this one. Didn’t realise I hadn’t reviewed it!! It’s so amazing, the musk plays so well with my skin, and I love red musk notes. This is a true, real warm earth and musk scent. I get no juniper berry but the longer it wears It does get sweeter- which I have no problem with but I love the initial scent. 

On me this is funeral rose. Somber, mourning, silent widow rose. It's apropos for how I'm feeling atm. I usually don't super love rose and this does lean a little soapy and dry, but that's nice. It stirs sad, wistful feelings. I like it, but not enough to acquire a full bottle right now. 

Weird weird weird. I smell like blood and… spit? definitely smell dirt too. I feel like a debauched vampire who just had sex on some dirt and am now…. sniffing the back if a computer?? this one is so fucking ODD. i love it 

this one is addictive. I’m actually considering tracking down a full size of it and i RARELY do that with anything nebulously floral. it’s just so goddamned WEIRD i love it. It really does have the smell and “experience” of metal? if that makes sense? and the aldehydes make it lean very perfumey- a quality I usually an not a fan of in my ‘fumes. but this one smells like you’re cracking open a floral lacroix next to a bunch of very sparkly machinery. i kept sniffing myself when i tried it yesterday. 

Cakey, foody goodness. It’s so sweet and light, Currently sobbing that I didn’t snag a fullsize bottle.

When slathered, I like this. It's almost like a creamsicle? It's very heavily orange blossom on me. It stays kind of floral and orangey for like five minutes until it just DISAPPEARS! it goes away so quickly

Man I love this one. Total sexy boysmellz. I want to slather myself and My Boy in it. This definitely needs to be an upgraded bottle. Woods usually aren't my thing (barring rosewood, that's actually one of my favorite scent notes) but they're not overpowering. The incense peeks it's head out from under the initial rosewood punch, and the tonka is definitely joining the party at this point too. I smell the parchment about 30 minutes in, and it almost gives it a weirdly (welcome) creamy touch? It smells so expensive and delicious- like I've plopped onto a chair in an older english gentleman's library and he's now seducing me by explaining 18th century poetry or something. Fantastic. 

I think I probably hate oakmoss. This smells weird and powdery and ICK on me :c my mom fucking loves it, but I think it smells like weird sweet babywipes. Maybe I don't hate white floral, I just hate oakmoss! 

laughing REALLY hard at @Lecter ‘s review bc yeah. Why the fuck does this smell like pee! I’m guessing it’s the opium, but man. I do NOT want ! 

Yeah, this is the sweet minty goodness i was looking for! Its a light scent but it’s got a good throw and long wear (on my skin) I’m really in love. 

Straight out of the mail, so Will update when it's been well rested:

This one is. Interesting?  It comes on VERY strong. I used a TEEENY drop of it, and it was just overwhelming everything. In it's initial stage it reminds me SO terribly much of delina exclusif, by perfumes de marly (a nearly FOUR HUNDRED dollar perfume) and when I compare the notes, it makes a lot of sense. marshmallow, tea, lots of people getting bergamot. I wish I got more marshmallow and cream from it, but I actually love the earl grey note in this. When It dries it's no longer overly expensive godawful commercial perfume, it's a lot more subdued and the earl grey stops screaming at you. At this stage, the marshmallow and cream do emerge a little more. My final verdict is that I adore it, and I do agree with @zankoku_zen this perfume is definitely pure love as a scent.

EDIT: Man man man MAN i’m so happy no one snagged this from me when i had it up for sale! The bergamot settles down with rest, and it reveals a really fresh bright tea note, rounded out by truly toasted marshmallow. Oh my god, I put this on and just could not stop sniffing myself. This one is so perfect 

Straight from the mail, So will update after a couple day's rest.

Wet- Holy shit, that's COUGH SYRUP!

On skin- Ok, now it' a gorgeous tart cherry. No sugar, just bright, underripe dark red-cherry.

Dry- Whoa. This is not a lit stick of incense.  The cherry is still very much there, it's not at all hindered by the incense.

Verdict: Gorgeous, but not really for me. 

Exactly what I wanted! So much so that now I'm craving brownies covered in marshmallow fluff. That's exactly what this is, a fudgy brownie covered in marshmallow fluff.

Hi!! Snake oil is, obviously one of the most "darkly feminine" things one can get. It's got patchouli and vanilla and all those lovely sexy spices. No fruit, no rose. I also think Lick It, valentine might be your jam. It has honey and red wine. Lady macbeth is also lovely but it DOES have a little bit of currant. Bastet is also gorgeous, just amber and red musk. lust is gorgeous, as is "the cat" some of these are limited edition, meaning you won't be able to get imps of them, but some people surely offer decants for much cheaper. I would say your safest bet is probably Snake oil, however! 

Unpopular opinion: I like this MOAR that stekk!! It’s so good. oh my god, i’ve found my marshmallow holy grail. It’s definitely a sexy marshmallow, a little lighter than schrodingers checkmark, and the throw is a little lighter too, but otherwise as long lasting and amazing. I love. 

sticky, chewy, delicious patch. my god, it’s glorious. It’s deep and mellow, with that classic smooth bpal feeling. marshmallow lingers somewhere in the background, rounding out the patchouli a bit with some warm sweetness. This is one of the sexiest scents i’ve ever had the pleasure of wearing. I’m hoping to get a bit more marshmallow as it has time to sit, but goddamn! I am so pleased.

Edit: This has incredible throw and wear so far. it’s been about an hour or so and ohhhhh my god. oh my god. the patchouli fades just ever so slightly and the marshmallow takes the reigns. I ABSOLUTELY ADORE IT. If i didn’t already have like, 4 other marshmallow scents in the mail….. I’d be buying like 9 backups. I predict this’ll be on ISO’s in years to come. 

edit 2: Just realised why this scent is so damn nostalgic for me. It’s like sitting on the floor with my friends as a teenager while we tear through a whole jar of marshmallow fluff while high off our asses. that’s this scent. 

WOOF I need a full bottle. Or maybe 7! I am in LOVE. I'm in so much pain and I never would think that I could still "Get It Up" So to say, but damn. DAMN. NEED. IMMEDIATELY. Oh my god this is the perfect sexy, loud, lovely scent on me. Dark Patch, dark musk, literally everything I love most. 

On 1/18/2004 at 9:00 PM, blackrayne said:

Uncontrollable passion and insatiable sexual desire: red musk, patchouli, ylang ylang and myrrh.

This smelled like tater tots to me?? At first it was a blast of tater tots, and then it became a delicious orange and cola combo- kind of effervescent! I love it lots. 

ok this one is lovely!! Yummy rose and a little bit of spice. The carnations do peek their head through a little bit, and this is definitely a girly scent. A little childish and playful, but not in an overly young way. Like the scent a teen girl puts on before she goes on her first date. 

1 minute ago, doomsday_disco said:

Torta Setteveli, a currently available Weenie, would probably be your best bet if you haven't tried it. "A classic Sicilian recipe alternating layers of chocolate sponge cake, hazelnut Bavarian cream, chocolate mousse, and hazelnut praline crunch, all enrobed in a dark chocolate mirror glaze." It's not exactly Nutella, buuuut I think it's the closest you'll get as it is the most chocolate-y hazelnut scent the Lab has offered.

 

A past Lilith, O The Joy of My Spirit!, has cacao and hazelnut notes, and some people have compared it to Nutella, but for me, it was too perfume-y and not strictly foodie. "Crooked hazelnut and tonka with a touch of cacao and black pine."

 

It might be worth it to try Who's Afraid?, a currently available Yule, which also features cocoa and hazelnut notes, but the lemony spun sugar makes it go in a different direction on me (your skin chemistry may differ -- it seems not every reviewer got lemony sugar from it, but that's what I love about it). Here are the notes: "Snowy coconut, hazelnut, cocoa powder, and spun sugar."

Oh my goodness doomsday_disco you absolute angel, you!! Those all sound absolutely lovely. Ordering torta setteveli asap. Thank you!!

Ohhh yes yes. Patchouli. This one, is DEPRAVED. Sexy. A chewy patch, splattered with bursting ripe sweetness. 

I mean, bpal really can do no wrong. The worst bpal scent is better than any other house or commercial perfumes BEST scent. I don't think this one is my Thing. I wish I had more patchouli and pink musk I will keep and age my imp but I like it well enough now to keep and wear! 

Testing this today, and wow. it's like a really pleasant sunscreen on me... and then it's gone! Sad, because I weirdly really like it. 

Definitely a "perfume" scent. Reminds me of something commercial. I think my skin ate all the sandalwood and now its just pepper and anise. Very nice for days I want something a bit girly but also spicy. I'm happy with my imp :3

This may be super strange to ask for, but are there any scents that smell nutella-y? I bought fudge marshmallow and I'm hoping it might be close but I love the smell of nutella, so I was hoping bpal has other scents similar to it. Thank you guys!!

Forcing the boy to put this on the moment he is unawares. This smells very rugged, which makes sense considering its well, a druid. But anyway, this smells like dirt. Dirt, musk, trees, grass, and something else darker underneath (smoke? incense???) It smells like I just got finished having raunchy sex with a werewolf on the floor of a forest in a patch of green plush grass. It's maybe not my speed but I ABSOLUTELY see this being mouthwatering on the boyfriend.