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    Mmm yeah. Imagine if Dorian grew up, got a beard on him, ran away from his royal duties and joined a rugged band of pirates. A touch sweet, a touch woody and salty, a touch sexy from the musk and rum. It’s sex appeal in a bottle. I think it’s rather gender neutral, but i’m also very flexible about that stuff. sillage: medium. it’s not overbearing but it’s definitely noticeable from at least a few feet away. longevity: 7/10 lasted about 6-7 hours on me- but this is brand new and out of the mail, so take this with a dash of salt.
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    Dwarven Ale

    This one loved me at first. I put it on and literally thought “ooh bread!” HOWEVER. It has since been like 9 months since that fateful incident- and i’m on new birth control, so my hormones are all flipped out or something. I put this on yesterday and immediately had to get in the shower because…. this smells like a disgusting pissy bar bathroom on me. It could be the combo of the honey and mushrooms ymmv so don’t be afraid- unless we’re taking the same meds, in which case never put this on your skin ever.
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    Vintage Ghost Blow Mold

    Sexiest little ghost in this haunted attic! Nothing here is overtly plastic, in case you were worried about that coming and squashing your fun. Sweet, clean, a little milky. I will definitely agree that there is something nostalgic about it- not for halloween specifically for me, because that’s the smell of cigarettes, mosquito spray, caramel apples, melted candies, chlorine and hot sweaty night air (Florida is still sometimes in the 80s in October. even at night) But this IS youthful and yummy. Not infantile- its powdery but not “baby powder-y”. It’s backup bottle worthy for sure- something i’ll wear constantly. The hype is true people.
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    Le Lèthè

    Hahah- this smells like an Older Hollywood Babylon on my skin. Oh thank GOD. I love it- it’s so much deeper, richer, and more incensey, less of that girlish pink candy thing that ended up making me feel like i was PINK all caps when i was wearing hollywood babylon. it’s probably because they both have that addictive BPAL red musk but this one has a more adult kick due to the tobacco black orchid and other resins.
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    Coy Mermaid with a Vulva-Shaped Head

    Put this on and kind of hated it until i got in bed and the crowd reaction was “….oh. pretty”. i still don’t know that I adore it. although i am on my period right now which is why she’ll go in my stash until i also get whatever made my partner that happy!
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    To a Wreath of Snow 2023

    Ephemeral ghostly lavender grounded in a slightly salty musk, sprinkled with beautiful white tobacco flower petals, with the smallest touch of warm, non-indolic oud to keep things complex and inviting. I agree that i sometimes get a little vanilla, perhaps also maybe a teensy bit of the bpal snow or slush notes? i’m getting like… “cold water/air” sometimes, which i also get when i smell true slush or ice notes from the lab. This perfume is definitely ethereal, glimmering, a bit sheer, definitely cold or icy. A new favourite -definite backup bottles in my future. rating: 10/10. unique, compelling, but also comforting. Sillage: Medium. My friends could smell me from a few feet away but definitely noticed it more when they got closer (according to them) Lasted: 10 hours. it’s still on my sheets too!
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    Feed Me and Fill Me With Pleasure 2024

    This luper order has been my most successful order so far. Also- Ooh wow I’m the first review!!! ok so i really love this. Definitely strong on the woody patchouli. The vanilla amber and honey are missing for me until about the 2 hour mark, up until which the general vibes was an expensive smelling patchouli. but then!!!! The amber and vanilla slink in slowly. They’re subtle now but i’m assuming that the vanilla amber and honey will, when given time to blossom, quit being so damn shy! Lasts: 8 ish hours Overall rating: 7/10 at the moment but subject to improvement or devastation. Sillage: strong actually- i had my eye doctor ask what i was wearing!
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    Glowing Vulva at Ryogoku Bridge 2024

    Mmmmmmmm Creamy sexy vanilla with a woody base to keep it from landing too much in icecreamsville. It’s definitely sweet but the wood grounds it perfectly- this IS “hoard-worthy obsession-level my-heart-only beats-for-Thee” kind of perfume. It smells expensive, it’s sexy and comforting, and my god it LASTS. I put some on around 10 PM last night and its still here well over 14 hours later. I smell incredible.
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    Our Lady of Pain 2024

    This is really really lovely. It’s definitely A sheer purple and black perfume- perhaps a dash of red like a bruise. The lavender is present but very docile on me. She bats her eyelashes coyly and slinks around her partners- an ephemeral glimmering opium tar, the strong sensual blood musk, patchouli that may only be described as smelling “expensive” and the black orchid- who lends a much needed floral lilt on the trail end of things. These 5 are all key players in bed. I want to Do me. I’d say I’m speechless, but clearly I’m not as I’ve waxed poetic here. This is an almost penitent sexy. Something reserved and very designer- refined, but also so sexy and vampish. Heart eyes, Swoon, Sigh.
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    The Little Wooden Doll

    “Oh did you want a beautiful gentle rose and sandalwood? You wanted to smell delicate and pretty? Well you’re getting wood polish and sickening rose scented bathroom freshener” -my skin, about 15 minutes into wearing this. I had to scrub it The opening was quite pretty however, and it smells lovely on my mom so its a skin chem issue.
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    Deadly Nightshade Honey

    My skin amps honey, and honey smells like beeswax, and beeswax smells like my beloved light of mens life. This is like a more floral version of it. unfortunately after about 20 minutes its just sickly sweet on my skin
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    Baba Yaga

    this is a very complex blend- that being said i love it!! Definitely echo the “antique store” vibes, its very herbaceous and heavy on the patchouli. Very spice-y but not resinous ? This perfectly captures the folklore
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    Sweet gentle incense, clean laundry, and vetiver. it smells like my older sisters house which makes lots of sense as she’s a clean freak with about a thousand wood-adjacent candles. I do find it a bit cocoa-ish after it’s dried down. I like it but not enough for a full bottle.
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    The Lights of Men's Lives

    Mmmm. Vaguely coconutty beeswax with just a tiny dollop of smoke or perhaps even soap. this has a very weirdly luxury feel to it. it’s a very clean-skin kind of smell. the dry down smells exactly as it does in the vial. I may consider getting a bottle of this, as it’s so gentle and yummy i could probably use it as a bed-time scent or for when i’m around my parents (who think the only good smells are floral and soap)
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    Gentle floral with lovely tea notes and definitely something a little bit spicy…. probably the carnation. It’s definitely rose-forward, which i love because i’m team “rose-lover”. It’s certainly a youthful scent, something appropriate for an office in the daytime or a woman dressed in a white cotton billowy dress with long loose curls. Not a bottle for me, but definitely a bottle for my mom, who adores it.
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    The Butterfly

    This smells like warm blanket. Fresh out of the dryer, definitely a bit worn. Not cottony, not at all, I just mean that wearing this feels like being wrapped in a soft warm blanket. I think its the tonka and bergamot, both of which are central players on my skin. Really nice!!
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    Snake Oil

    Mmmmm. I love snake oil in other blends, really truly LOVE it. I literally don’t even know what I’m supposed to be smelling right now. I get no vanilla, no deep musk, no patchouli….. just powder. baby powder but burnt… Thats just MY experience however, my boyfriend smelled it and said “Oh my god you smell sooooooo sexy” so clearly IM the problem Edit to add: I have a very vintage bottle of this- so it’s not because of ageing or lackthereof!
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    The Harlot's House

    Woawh…. floral. eugh! I know, I know, what was I expecting based on the description? I dunno! But not a weird Overly-heady screechy perfume with some kind of skanky stank underneath! Bummed but it actually smelled beautiful on my best friend, so it was absolutely just a skin chemistry thing lol.
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    GRRRRR i need a full bottle of this It’s such a lovely sexy cocoa scent. I could smell like this forever and die happy. Its like Bliss but has a different heart note. Like Bliss’s older sister.
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    Seventh is Sjofn. She is much concerned to direct people’s minds to love, both women and men. Our song to the Norse Goddess of Love is scented with apples and birch and bound with apple blossoms. Soapy cherry blossoms. The tiiiiiiniest tinge of apple underneath, but this is just so soapy on me.
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    In Hermetic alchemy, brimstone is one of the Three Heavenly Substances, one of the primary alchemical Priciples. It represents the strength of will and the vigor of passion, and it is a symbol of the process of fermentation. A smoky, gritty blend, husky and gray. Spicy, smoky, headshoppy. Definitely smells like fire in a sort of round about way, like coals that are still smoldering which i guess is the point! Will use up my imp. I feel like this could smell soooooooo sexy on a man so this will be added to the pile of things i’m forcing the boy to try, lol.
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    Lavender Earl Grey Cookies

    Mmmmmm….. cookies, buttery and warm, smothered in a lavender buttercream frosting. perfect for sleep, because its light and comforting.
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    The Poinsettia Gown

    Nope nope nope NOPE I am NOT a jasmine person apparently!!!! god this was straight cat-pee covered up by an over bearing floral mainstream perfume. so sad :((((
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    Sleepy Bat

    Blast of leather and lavender- it’ll clear your sinuses thats for sure! This actually ends up being a gorgeous creamy lavender-hops scent. I smell something deep down thats almost…. blanket-y. like putting on a warm sweater after your boyfriend wore it under a leather jacket after he got a massage from one of those fancy-med spas where they rub you down with lavender oil. Safety in a bottle. My boyfriend loved it but its not something I see myself wearing enough to justify hanging onto my fullsize bottle, so i had to pass it along to someone else ;( i’ll probably hunt down a decant or something
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    A Doll's Doll

    I sold this off almost immediately because something in it was giving me a combo headache and sneeze-attack every time i put it on! It’s not the porcelain note because i’m pretty sure i’ve sampled other porcelain notes before (i believe cat with vase has it?). The bright strawberry and carnation is gorgeous, it bloomed on the skin, but after testing it a couple of times i realised it was THIS that was giving me troubles lol. so disappointed as it was truly beautiful