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harpie17

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  1. harpie17

    Mad Hatter

    This smells like Heath Ledger's Joker. And thats the only way I know how to put it.
  2. harpie17

    Carnaval Diabolique

    So you are sitting at home one morning, and you hear a knock on the door. Naturally, you open it, and find a massive Lemon standing on your doorstep, wearing combat boots and shoving a huge bouquet of heliotrope in your face. You stand back in awe, and he shoves his way into the house, settles on your couch, stuffs the heliotrope into the couch cushions, and sets up a hookah. He offers you some lemon drops (you take them and pop one in your mouth out because he has stunned you into obedience--they are surprisingly good), and before you know it you are sitting beside him smoking away and chattering about this crazy Carnaval he just escaped from. This is what your house smells like after he has been there for 7 hours.
  3. harpie17

    Happiness

    Xanthe. You have to ignore the name... I woke up feeling really grumpy and reached for the first untested imp in my box. It was Xanthe, and I've smiled all the way through 2 difficult customers already! I just keep sniffing my wrists. I find it an energizing happy.
  4. harpie17

    Xanthe, The Weeping Clown

    I WANT SUMMER!!! This is a truly lovely scent. Very mood brightening! It makes me happy. Quite ironic, considering its name. I have no idea what guava smells like, so I'm assuming its what is lending the nice fruity lightness too this. The pepper is creeping out to play (I LOVE pepper) adding a fun spicy kick to it. Must get a bottle. After my car is fixed.
  5. harpie17

    Jabberwocky

    1st Me: You smell like a strong cleaner. 2nd Me: But its invigorating! 1st Me: Like a foot cream... 2nd Me: But its yummy! Pine and orange goodness! And that cool tree kohala bears eat! 1st Me: Strong. Cleaning. Product. 2nd Me: BUT I LOVES IT!!!
  6. harpie17

    O

    Why am I getting cocoa from this? I love it!!!
  7. Can anyone recommend some "sexy" chocolate blends? Please?
  8. harpie17

    Miskatonic University

    I love this one! It went on very coffee, and then went though a weird fase about 30 minutes later where I smelled straight furniture polish! I decided to leave it on, as it was not offensivly strong, and within an hours it morphed into the most wonderful creamy caramel coffee smell!!! It does have a "dusty" tone to it, but I didn't find it overpowering, just...interesting. OLD creamy coffee, and dusty caramels pulled out of some professor's pocket. Not a invigorating smell, by any means. Very warm and soft.
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    Dorian

    First review! This was the second one I tried and I love it love it love it! Tis what I wear when I want to feel pretty and understated. My nose is sadly out of shape, but I shall try. Sweet, but not very...sugary and vanilla with something slightly darker, must be the musk. (I have no idea what musk smells like). Very creamy...the tea, maybe? It is very proper, but there's a naughty, slightly fun undertone. It smells like a lady in a lovely, simple white dress that everyone admires for her primness, but underneath, she is wearing very sexy/naughty undies, but only she knows...to me it smells very feminine. Demure, but sexy. yeah...maybe I'm crazy...
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