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A telemarketer just called, offering to sell me a seminar on how to become a real estate millionaire. Me: "No thanks, I'm already a real estate millionaire."Telemarketer: "Well, you don't have to be a millionaire to come to this seminar..."Me: "No, dude, I *am* one already."Telemarketer: ...I love being me.