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  1. hpennspenn

    Purple Jelly Dildo

    I almost couldn't find this thread, as I typed in Grape Jelly Dildo. This scent honestly makes me think grape jelly doughnut. It's not yeasty or a sweet confectionary masterpiece waiting to melt upon my tongue, but that's simply where my mind had chosen to catalog the scent. This is such a juicy ripe grape jelly out of the gate. There is this... burst! And it's stunning! It's such a fun scent, sneaking into your childhood memories of otter pops effortlessly. I was certain this wouldn't be one for me. So certain I didn't even go for a decant; however, a lovely friend bestowed one upon me, certain this was a ride I should experience. My goodness were they correct. This dries down to a soft alluring fruity musk, something I would expect to encounter lounging naked upon a chaise longe, while grapes are dangled above my luscious lips. Grazing the day away, avoiding the heat that is certain to swallow me, if I dare embark beyond the shadows. If you are looking for a scent vacation with fruity bursts and musky rendezvous, this just might be the scent for you!
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    Velvet Void

    Okay, this is a blend I LOVE. Head over heels will recommend to every dark berry plum loving soul. I will say that it presents, on me, with what I believe to be the elderberry and plum blossom as the most robust aspects. There is a tartness, but NOT sour. I am having a very difficult time sniffing out the anise, which I was a little hesitant about. My thought process is the supporting notes pull this dark juicy delicacy into a safe haven, preventing it from going into "wine" territory on me. I have excellent staying power with this blend, at least 6 hours of easily catching beautiful waft after waft. The throw is perfect, not heads turning when I walk into the room, but enough to where my spouse compliments me from the other side of the couch. Truly and utterly perfect!
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    Woman as Dragon

    Alright my first review and first up. Fair warning, I cannot identify any individual notes EXCEPT red musk, ever lol Once I found red musk, the rest didn't matter. Anywhoo, here we go.... So in the bottle I encountered a lovely red musk blend, but of course I could tell there were layers here, waiting to be revealed. On the skin, back of hand test site, this presents as a gorgeous darker oil, almost burnt orange in appearance. After application instantaneous pop of incense/spice almost herbal, but not. The color I invisioned was an orange red, matching the visual presentation honestly.... the "spice" seems to almost turn tangy or slightly metallic until swirling and elevating a red musk hue... Now that I've had it on nearly 30 minutes, it's settled into a gorgeous catching red musk scent, but not suffocating. It reminds me of SM, but only in the settle. This is truly a unique captivating scent. Appropriate for anytime wear, but definitely dinner or dancing. It's a scent that makes someome lean in again and again. Now imagine it fresh out of the mail.... having gone through elevation changes, temperature variations, shake shock, etc. this was my experience!!!! This is only going to grow more glorious ❤ Those who fear red musk, rest assured, it is a supporting actor here to me, not the center piece.