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  1. quantquill

    Balm of Hermanubis

    I can't believe no one has reviewed this yes... I bought it from a forumite, here goes... You know the feeling you get when the dentist puts the mask on and laughing gas starts flowing and everyone leaves the room and you breathe deeply? That little bit of tingling at the tips of your fingers and toes, the floaty sensation of calm descending at the back of your mind, the loosening of your jaw because tension drains away? That's Balm of Hermanubis. I'm not claiming this is laughing gas. We're speaking metaphorically here. It's actually completely beside the point to me what it smells like, although I don't dislike it. It's bracing, well-blended, frosty pine myrrhy-ness with a tiny bit of sweetness. It doesn't make me want to sleep, even as it induces calm. I'd use this any time I wanted to evoke mental relief from a storm of anxiety. It's perfect for slathering on my chest and forearms and back of neck, and sitting or lying down to meditate, and playing something from YouTube channels Jason Stephenson, The Honest Guys, or Meditative Mind and realizing this, too, shall pass. Given the amount of toxic-to-cats EOs in this blend, I will definitely avoid touching our kittehz until I wash it off thoroughly, and I'll be careful not to get any of it onmy clothes for the same reason. So, I guess it's also good to use before taking a shower. Meditate to clear the mind, then shower to clear the body. 8-)
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    Edible G-String 2024

    Holy g-string, I love this scent. It might seem "Sweet Tarty" in the bottle, but on, it's so intensely beautifully mandarin with a dab of heady incense and maybe a teeeensy bit of sugar that I want to keep my nose on my arm to smell and smell. It's not toothache sweet, though it has a sweetness like the scent that rises when you pull apart a juicy orange and get a little spray out of it. It's not bitter from the rind, instead it goes straight to rich and heady. I say "keep my nose on my arm" because unfortunately, my skin eats all scents except cinnamon, so I installed a rollerball and slathered this alllll over, including the ends of my hair, collarbones, chest, stomach, behind my ears, back of my neck, and it's not too strong for me. Skin chemistry thing. I don't mind reapplying frequently to keep getting that heady deliciousness.
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    Lilith's Tea Party

    Strawberry and peach jam with a touch of incense that I get when I breathe in really deep (as one does when intoxicated by a scent) that comes in on the exhale. I love this scent so much. I'm trying on a few scents right now and decided to layer Solstice Scent's Iced Persimmon over the top of everything I'd tried on, and Lilith's Tea Party was having none of it and waved it away.
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    Please Scream Inside Your Heart

    Got this from a lovely, lovely forumite who spotted it on my wishlist and asked if I'd like her bottle. I'd had a sniffie sample and fell. in. love. but was afraid it wouldn't smell as good in a big bottle / on my skin, so kept putting off the purchase, but when the universe sends you that kind of sign, one must obey. I gave it some time to settle and tried the bottle, and ohhhh yes. Organic real Canadian maple syrup with a tiny bit of Aunt Jemima's brown sugary-ness added. I don't have a very discerning nose, and it's the simple things I love, so this hits the spot. I didn't get any bread, toast, dough, etc. A little touch of cloves, maybe? That's probably what I'm calling brown sugar. I'm going to enjoy smelling like I spilled syrup on myself. Yes, indeed.
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    Practical Occultism

    Not sure what year this is, I bought it through the forum and it's had lots of time to rest. I hoped for the church incense monocainsheresy described. Unfortunately something in the mix veers toward sour on my skin. On top, I get a sort of apple pie (you know the ones from McDonald's that come in the sleeves?), which gives so much nostalgia! Must be the cassia giving that hint of cinnamon spice? But what would give the apple? Ahhhh, the mysteries of scent. But then underlying, it's dusty wood (sandalwood?) and a screechy sourness. Possibly the "wine" note of the kyphi? I don't think I've tried it in anything before. Usually frank and myrrh scents are yum-alicious on me and they drown out everything else. I'm glad I got to try this because it sounded like a delicious mix. I keep huffing my arms to see if it has changed. The apple has veered a bit toward cherry after 20 minutes, but I'm still getting that bit of unpleasantness underneath. Betrayed by skin chemistry. ETA: Well, hm. It's now been about 40 minutes and the unpleasantness is gone, leaving a rich, incensy McDonald's apple / cherry pie. Can I stand that initial unpleasantness to get to the wonderfulness? Maybe I'll try layering. ETA: Whelp, asked my partner to smell it and he leaned in, then jerked back. "Smells like a cheap candle. Perfumey. Like from a dollar store." Sigh.
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    Dead Leaves, Scorched Pumpkin, and Marshmallows

    First impressions: I'm not sure the Lab's Dead Leaves note is a good fit with my skin chemistry. In the bottle, this smells sharp and sour. Wet: strong smell of fallen dry leaves tossed in a campfire. 2 minutes later: leaves have faded as a juicy but not-sweet scent comes forward -- which I guess is the pumpkin? 5 minutes later: a slight caramel sweetness is hanging out with the pumpkin puree. 5 minutes later: Maple leaves + marshmallow swirled in pumpkin puree. It reminds me of pumpkin pie filling with NO pumpkin pie spices before we dump in all the sugar, so the only sweetness comes from the vanilla/maple scent in the marshmallows. Low throw, have to hold my hand to my nose, but my skin eats scents -- ymmv. Verdict: Wow, what a morpher! After 10 minutes, it's delightful. I may not have the patience to wait this one out in future, but I'm glad I got to go on this journey and see that the Dead Leaves note can actually work for me.
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    Giant Vagina Ghost Monsters

    Got this in a forum purchase 6 weeks ago and finally pulled it out to give it a try. In the bottle, it's pleasantly nutty with an undertone of sweetness. On my skin, I get half and half peanuts and hazelnuts. That blast dies down after a few minutes and there's a hint of natural sweetness underneath that comes forward. Unfortunately, my skin ate it allll up in the next few minutes. I've added a roller ball to the bottle; we'll see which of us gives up first. I think it will complement Castitas bath oil, so I'll layer it over one of these days. I don't love the blast of nutty, but once that dies down it's a lovely, slightly sweet, clean, slightly hazelnut scent.
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    Champagne & Maraschino Cherries

    Received this as a frimp from a forum order and it. smells. SO. delicious. I'm torn between hoarding it and just dabbing a little on my wrist at a time so I can keep smelling it, or taking the yolo approach and slathering it. I get fizzy cherries with a bare hint of vanilla underneath, or maybe a little spice. It's on my wishlist. If anyone is looking to destash, I'm your gal.
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    Lips Full of Lust and Laughter 2024

    Yikes, why am I the first one to review this? ๐Ÿ˜“ My nose is illiterate, but I'm going for it, because I want everyone to know how wonderful this scent is. Purchased through a Luper 2024 decant circle and all I have is an imp, which is now down to 1/3 full after 2 days. That's a lot of slathering, I've never come close to using up an imp before. Will be FS immediately. On my skin: drunk, rich cherries, perfect golden amber and sweet, spicy musk all partied a little too hard and had a menage baby. No mint, tangerine, or honey, unless it's the reason the musk and cherry smell is coming through with such richness. DELICIOUS. Absolutely gorgeous. Pour it all over and curl under my blanket, pull it over my head so I can breathe in warm, sweet-scented air. Sorry if that sounds weird.
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    Dubious Ginseng Formula 2024

    In the imp, it smells almost astringent. Completely different on my skin. ๐Ÿ’œ The taste of crystallized ginger when the chunks are coated with ginger-flavored sugar? That's what this smells like to me. So very good. I get a bare hint of something pleasantly herbal underneath after it's been on a few minutes, but it's nearly a sugared ginger one-note for me. Love it.
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    French Tickler

    Yum. I'm terrible at picking out specific notes usually, but the pomegranate is juicy and a great mix of sweet and tart. It's almost like blending a slightly unripe peach with a maraschino cherry. I'm not able to pick out peppercorn but maybe it's mellowing the sweetness a bit? It's definitely a smell-yourself-repeatedly-coz-damn-that's-good scent. Makes me want to slather it all over.
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    Mischief Hair Gloss

    My latest package included a lovely small spray decant. It separated in the bottle, which I found fascinating and kept shaking it up to watch it separate out again. It made me want to use it right away. It only arrived today. <smack hand> Wait. Give it a day. <can't can't> Finally gave in and unscrewed the spray top to sniff it. An uncontrollable, "Oh, wow, this smells good!" came out of my mouth. It ticks alllllll the boxes for me. Spicy cinnamon and allspice blended perfectly. Something sweet added, not vanilla, and not what I recognize as cotton candy or anything else, but my nose is crap so ymmv. Next time I wash my hair, it is game on! If it smells as good on me as in the bottle, I've already added the bottle to my cart and that baby is all mine.
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    She Perishes That She May Live

    I bought a bottle from the forum and let it sit for a few weeks and tried it tonight and... I'm gutted. It smells terrible on me. These notes, I love these notes! Yet all I'm getting is a mix of slightly smoky/ashy Vaseline, a muted hint of Tiger Balm and helium-inflated birthday balloons left out in the sun too long, with the tang of antiseptic bandages underlying the whole thing. This is one of the most evil tricks skin chemistry has played on me. ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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    Castitas Bath Oil

    I bought Castitas from BPAL and ... Unlike the previous reviewer, I don't get toasty grain. On me, it's a veeery gentle, slightly floral vanilla. It takes a while for the scent to develop; I put it on in the mornings whether my skin is damp or dry, mixing in a few drops with my unscented lotion and slathering it on. (I've tried with and without adding lotion, works great either way.) After settling in, within half an hour I'm getting delicate hints of floral vanilla when I move around. Can't stop sniffing my arm. Low throw, no one else is commenting on the scent, including my partner. That's how I want it -- too many people around me have allergies or scent opinions and I only want to please myself with scents. I've layered BPAL's Voodoo Lily, Nui Cobalt's Feu Follet, and Arcana's Strawberry Craves Incense, and to all of them, Castitas adds a dollop of delicious.
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    Santa Doesnโ€™t Need Your Help

    I get sugar plum, the sweetest nose-wrinkling blast of grapy, sugary sugar plum ever, and I'm here for it. I'm not picking out lavender or marshmallow, but my sniffer is notoriously low class. Love this one!
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    Drow Yoga Instructor

    A snuggle-me, meditative scent, perfect for sinking into pranayama. Maybe it's the incense undertone, but it also reminds me this yoga instructor is a dark elf who will not tolerate any of my negative self-talk. I can't pull apart the scents, not getting plum, lavender, or incense as individual notes, it all blends together into a long ahhhh and om. Thank you to the lovely forumite who gifted me an imp. It's going FS in my next BPAL order. I've now slathered it on four different places to have the experience of sniffing it multiple times. I've also layered Elf over it, and NAVA's Haunted Parlour. DYI added delicious depth to both.
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    Blood Kiss

    I love Blood Kiss! Yum. I'm terrible at recognizing scent notes, but in the bottle, I get the scent of the cherry liqueur in chocolate covered cherries (the good ones, where there's a hint of cacao in the cherry scent). As it dries, it settles into honey, cherry, musk and vanilla. Wow, this is amazing. Potent, yes, I agree with Sjofn, but I have no sense of restraint. Let the slathering commence.
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    Batty Hunger

    Batty Hunger is driving me batty. What component in the perfume can do this? Maybe the leather? In the bottle, I get fruity sweetness with an ozone undertone. On my skin it's slightly sweet laughing gas with an undertone of melon. I've tried it a couple times. Maybe it's skin chemistry, or maybe it needs to age? Back in the box to age and see if it changes. Will update if it changes.
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    Queen

    In the imp and when it's wet, I get a strange antiseptic scent. Dry, the antiseptic fades out fast. Goes to sweet vanilla, mint and cream, and something heady and rich and empowering. Within half an hour it's allll gone -- my skin eats it. Love it. I added some of it to my Hair Loosened & Soiled in Mid Orgy hair gloss, and wow, that's good stuff.
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    Good

    In the imp, it smells sweet (I couldn't pick out any specific notes). On / dry, I get sweetness, vanilla and honey. It doesn't last long, after half an hour it's too faint to smell unless I bury my nose in my wrist. It's one I'd be willing to carry around to slather it on a few times a day.
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    Blood Orange, Ylang Ylang, & Lime

    I love ylang ylang, blood orange, and lime. Such a win for all three scents. Wet and in bottle: orange orange orange orange Dry: Ylang ylang serves as a shim to keep the orange table from wobbling, with a slice of lime left out on the table top. Love it! Wish the ylang ylang came out stronger but I'll definitely take it.
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    Lavender Plum Galette

    My first review! I'm soooo sad that it's not a positive one. I love every scent listed for Lavender Plum Galette, and unfortunately it smells like pickle juice, in the bottle and on the skin. Wet: pickle juice Dry: pickle juice Dry + 2 hours: sour and something else I can't name, maybe uncooked dough from the flaky crust? I've tried it twice, a month apart. Both times it goes instantly to pickle juice and stays there. I'm a BPAL newbie and have seen lots of advice about letting these rest, so I'll put it back in the box and try again in a month or so. Fingers crossed!
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