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Oh my goodness doomsday_disco you absolute angel, you!! Those all sound absolutely lovely. Ordering torta setteveli asap. Thank you!!

Ohhh yes yes. Patchouli. This one, is DEPRAVED. Sexy. A chewy patch, splattered with bursting ripe sweetness.

I mean, bpal really can do no wrong. The worst bpal scent is better than any other house or commercial perfumes BEST scent. I don't think this one is my Thing. I wish I had more patchouli and pink musk I will keep and age my imp but I like it well enough now to keep and wear! Testing this today, and wow. it's like a really pleasant sunscreen on me... and then it's gone! Sad, because I weirdly really like it.

Definitely a "perfume" scent. Reminds me of something commercial. I think my skin ate all the sandalwood and now its just pepper and anise. Very nice for days I want something a bit girly but also spicy. I'm happy with my imp :3

Forcing the boy to put this on the moment he is unawares. This smells very rugged, which makes sense considering its well, a druid. But anyway, this smells like dirt. Dirt, musk, trees, grass, and something else darker underneath (smoke? incense???) It smells like I just got finished having raunchy sex with a werewolf on the floor of a forest in a patch of green plush grass. It's maybe not my speed but I ABSOLUTELY see this being mouthwatering on the boyfriend.

Very gentle, very sweet. Maybe some asian fruits because It for some reason reminds me so much of my best friends house. It smells delicious, and is VERRRYYY girly and sweet. I adore those kinds of scents, as I like to alternate between my signature super dark sexy scents, foodies, and really girly florals. This one isn't the typical white/light floral, it's not rancid (on me!) like gardenia or lily. It is that super bright juicy white grape smell, almost like pineberries? SO happy about this one!! As soon as I'm through my imp of this, I'll likely be upgrading to a whole bottle.

As I tend to amp sweet notes I think this one is way different on me than everyone else. On me, I'm getting a LOT of orange blossom and a LOT of cumin for some reason? However, I want to smear this all over my tall dark and handsome boyfriend, whom would definitely be more suited to this. I think he would get a lot more of the clove and black musk, which, sign me the fuck up. My incredibly sexy dark haired boyfriend smelling like a goth club from the mid 90's? yes please.

Oh yeah. Yeah yeah yeah yeah. New wishlist scent. This has ALL the notes I love. Amber, musk specifically of the red variety, strawberry and vanilla, black cherry and heliotrope. I said bastet was the sexy girlfriend of Fenris wolf, but this is their unicorn. She's sexy, youthful and bubbly all at the same time.

Definitely not my thing. Happy that I didn't blind bottle, but I am ALSO happy that I got an Imp because it's making me realise that light/white florals are not my thing!! That was the common theme throughout all the oils I tried but did not like. Bayou, Ouija, Veil and now this! This smells like my mom or grandma, which again, lovely, but not something I personally want to smell like. I will be gifting this to a friend or my mom! I'm positive they'd love it.

intially? this. smells like a girl i had a crush on in highschool??! I doubt that she wore bpal but what the hell. We were freshman in highschool I highly doubt she wore anything but cheap bodyspray from that dreaded place in the mall. Which is not to say that this smells cheap, it has that plasticky smell initially but once it dries down it smells very expensive and almost a little like antique perfume, and no longer like a girl i will never talk to again. I doubt I will ever be wearing this one because ough,, memories…. no one needs to be reminded of their highschool years.

Hime gyaru might hit the spot, but like with "Bitches love unicorns" as VetchVesper reccomended, GOODLUCK finding it lol.... Mouse circus might actually be what you're looking for. Its a verrrryyy pink scent to me, cotton candy from the lab does tend to smell pink.

I get a lot of coffee with this one!!! Lots of sweet creaminess, and i do think i tend to amp sweeter notes so that makes a lot of sense. I get a little bit of the wood peeking through around minute 10 ish, but my biggest gripe is that on me, this fades pretty fast :c I do, however, think it’ll be an incredibly sexy boysmell so i will be roping the boyfriend into trying this one ^-^

Oh yeah. This is FANTASTIC. Juicy, shiny strawberry, and flaky, delicious, doughy powdered sugar GOODNESS!!! This does have crazy throw on me, and definitely a staying power. I LOVE!!! An edit, almost a month later: Wow, I've used this a LOT. I SLAAATHER this on, it's so amazing. It's such a sweet strawberry, just barely threaded with buttercream. My mom makes a lot of pastries, and this truly does smell like the strawberry frosting of a cupcake mashed into a flaky croissant style Amish doughnut. Backup bottle worthy, methinks.

My skin chemistry, life experiences, and taste are totally different than yours, so take me with a grain of salt. I.... DO not like this! Woah I think I hate neroli 🤧 That is so so terribly sad- in theory this is a beautiful gorgeous scent that works on me.. but in the imp it smells like straight up paint thinner??? And then... Pepper???? And then... GRANDMA???? And on my skin it's even worse- all of it dies and goes ashy. I am SO sad, I feel like this is the first bpal scent I've tried that I really just cannot get behind (On my skin!! Lots of people love this and you may LOOOVE it too!) I need to go scrub this off. I smell like my grandmothers ashtray.

This is Fenris Wolf's sultry, gorgeous, silent-unless-she-likes-you girlfriend. God do I love it. The amber is so nice, subtle but there, and the myrhh lends it such a warm comforting quality. A LOT of people are getting floral and almond with this one but to me it really smells like myrrh and vanilla, with whisps of amber poking its head through the chiffon curtains. It sort of wafts to me as I move my hand, a real "come hither" scent. I'll put this one on around the boy and see just HOW come-hither-y it can get.

UHHHH everyone saying this is a masculine scent must have verrry different skin chemistry than I 😅 On me this is total sexy girlsmell...not that scents really need to have genders or specific types they fit into (everyone wear whatever they please) but if I asked other people to sniff me I would say they'd agree! This is all about the rosewood and amber, at least on my skin. It's so so so sexy. This is a little-red-dress-big-black-dominatrix-boots kind of scent for me... but now I want to try it on my boyfriend and see if he gets any of that sexy sexy musk.... much experimenting to be done! I will be wearing this one FREQUENTLY though.... perhaps I'll upgrade to a whole bottle!

This... weirdly smells like playdoh on me? I tried it yesterday before it had time to chill from shipping-stress, so maybe take my experience with a grain of salt. I also used it on my dry hair, so we'll see if this gets better with time and also if it smells better on wet hair!!

WOOOOOF amber!!!! I absolutely agree with crystaltongue! Very expensive and yummy smelling. I'm a sweet/ heady scent lover, and this is neither, but I ADORE it. I feel like I just went to an expensive spa in vegas and got a facial and now I'm wandering around. I do wish I got more green tea and bergamot, but also I've only been wearing it for thirty minutes and I used it in my damp hair, and hair glosses usually morph a bit. I cannot wait to experiment more with this one

This is very sweet on me!!! The floral is definitely there but I also sense some sugar and its so so soo yummy. The throw is low and the scent is very soft but I really like it. I want to upgrade to a full bottle simply because I think I'll wear this CONSTANTLY in the spring/summer when I need a light scent.

Oh my god. I cannot communicate to you enough just HOW much this smells like brownie batter. delicious, gooey brownies slathered in a thick chocolate buttercream. I need four big bottles, STAT.

WOOF I don't think this is my thing On me, this is so powdery and floral and weiiiirdddd! no wood no delicious moss, just straight up funeral home grandma. Which is great, but not the scent I was expecting, nor the scent I can see myself reaching for often. I am so so sad my skin chemistry bungled this one all up

Initial blast: Minty! But not unpleasantly so. The Scent is delicious. I love how vanilla-y it becomes about 30-40 minutes into wearing it, then stays that perfect blend of mint-vanilla. We'll see how long this stays detectable, as I have high hopes! Just in case you've not used a hairgloss before: They're very lightweight but nourishing and detangling. Very cosmetically elegant, the blend of oils is perfect. Of course, everyone's hair is different, but I can't see this being anything but lovely for practically everyone. Edit: this is genuinely the nicest my hair has looked in years. I have been spending the last year trying to rescue my previously waist length hair after a bad dye job and lots of bleaching and I've spent probably upwards of $200 on it. Two days of using the hair glosses from bpal and my hair is silkier and shinier and softer and less tangled than it's ever been. I think I owe everyone on the bpal team a personal letter of gratitude....

This was a frottle from the lab and when I came to the review page I was SHOCKED at how many people hate this!! On me, it's definitely powdery. A little floral, but something about it is almost astringent? It's no worse than say, seraphim or bayou to be completely honest. Not my most favourite treasured angel of a scent but definitely one I will still wear frequently. So surprised everyone else is a unanimous "NOPE". Maybe I just have wonk skin chemistry...

Oh yeah, this one is so incredibly foody. The berry aspect of it is lovely, and I can detect that kind of doughy note I love, just a bit. It's making my mouth water a bit with how realistic the jam note is?? Which has never happened in all of my history with perfume. I'm craving a jammy doughnut with some delicious sugary dusting and a flaky dough.

Definitely one of the best lupers. It goes on a bit mint-heavy, but soon it settles itself into something sweeter and darker. I can really start to pick out red wine about an hour in, but it's not cloying or overpowering! The honey is barely detectable to me, which is good because honey and honeycomb can sometimes be a bit indolic on my skin. Overall a fantastic scent. Edit: had this one for a while now, and gotten a chance to get more familiar with it which is why I wanted to come back to re-review. Something about this perfume is just MAGICAL. Actually magical. It goes on with a nice sharp blast of mint and red wine but after a bit to dry it’s the most delicious, gentle, lusty scent ever. it does wear close to skin, but it’s so gorgeous I almost want a backup bottle. UGH!