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LavenderCoffee

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  1. LavenderCoffee

    The Flame of the Bear

    2024 release This is so pretty! Reminiscent of Druids Cutting Mistletoe on the Sixth Day of the Moon, but sweetened by bayberry and pleasantly resinous. A soft, gorgeous scent for the season.
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    Beaver Moon: Blackberry and Tobacco Absolute

    Ohhh boy. Yeah. That's the stuff. If you suspect this one is for you, you are correct. The blackberry is dark and rich, providing the perfect amount of tart sweet fruit to go with the tobacco. Both notes have tremendous staying power. Yep. ?
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    Advanced Manifestations for Members Only

    Smoky oud comes on strong at first, but do not fear! It plays nice. Hazy and red is spot on, courtesy of said oud and the persistent top note of red peppercorn. This is absolutely a dimly lit, velvet upholstered back room with a crystal ball - it's wild. Gotta wait around a bit for the plum and beeswax to manifest, but I am here for it. Paid my 5s, after all. Suuuper curious how this one will settle in over time.
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    Where are the Dead

    Oh yeah this is delightfully spooky! It definitely smells like wormwood-lavender-orris to me (I'm not picking up on much cardamom personally), but the combined effect is kinda like ...a haunted lotus, if that makes any sense? Wonderfully weird and pretty.
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    Eighteenth Lash

    These cookies have way more va-va-voom vanilla to them than other sugar cookie scents I've tried from the lab, and it's in the name so I suppose they ought to. Plus the cookie aspect is staying true on my skin longer than the others as well, so that's a bonus. I was hoping for more pine needles, but that may evolve with time. For the moment I smell like I've been plunked in the powdered sugar and I'm not mad about it.
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    Blueberry Lavender Lemon Crepes

    always tempted to try a blueberry lavender so I had to get a decant of this. it's unapologetically foodie when I first sniff the vial, a perfectly crisp-edged crepe with absolutely decadent amounts of sugar. surprisingly neither the lemon zest nor the limoncello are really coming through for me, but the blueberry is riiiich and slightly boozy as it goes on the skin, and this is where the sweet, creamy lavender peaks out. I wore this out to go to the store this morning and it wafted around me rather pleasantly like I'd been in the kitchen for hours beforehand. a few hours later it was mostly a baked golden powdered sugar scent with a murky purple background. very pleasant all around.
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    All Worlds are in Motion

    I am always gonna jump for an ethereal lavender scent even though I have had mixed results in this pursuit: I really enjoy 18th June 1860 (Great American Eclipse), but I didn't totally vibe with The Air and the Ether. All Worlds in Motion strikes a richer chord than the former and plays better on my skin than the latter, so I think I have another win! Electricity has been artfully rendered - this crackles coolly without being ozonic. The lemon pith smells briefly sweet in contrast with the other bright, dry notes, and seems to actually stop it all from going too sharp. Then again that might be the patch anchoring everything to the ground, but I can't pick it out specifically behind the ambergris. A delightfully blended and very pretty metallic!
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    Nice

    Yep, you can call me nice if you want to! The ruby chocolate from Millennial Pink dominates the scent but as it warms on my skin there's a poof of sweet, sheer vanilla and a perfect kiss of warm clove. As with MP the light musk prevents this from being totally foodie. I'm ready to flop over on my back and waggle-roll in it like a doggo finding a stinky spot in the yard.
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    Thirteen (13): December 2024

    This just arrived yesterday etc., etc., but it's lovely and perfect and I just adore the label! I find it a bit quiet and contemplative in addition to warm and comforting. The bread is more evident to me at the moment than the brownie, but the spices are still present. The tea is here, too, but in the background. Altogether like sitting in the coziest, most welcoming kitchen.
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    Lemon Chiffon Pumpkin Pie

    Ok so maybe lemon chiffon *does* work with pumpkin pie. The lab's pumpkin spice is usually knocks me on my ass, but here the creamy sweet lemon catches me on a floofy pillow. I don't find myself wearing non-chocolate foodies very often but this is definitely an enjoyable little slice of silliness.
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    The Poinsettia Gown

    Idk why I never reviewed this but I have an aspirational love of this blend. I want to be the person who wears the poinsettia gown and I don't think I am! Impostor syndrome perhaps? Anyway it just feels like the high drama of formal wear to me, and I am much more on the level of an elastic waistband. Anyway it's utterly gorgeous: The drama of rose and jasmine rendered at full volume by voluptuous cream, and then gently floofed with mallow and vanilla. A perfect ballgown of scent for when subtle simply won't do. Lasts and lasts on me, and swirls around a good bit too, in terms of sillage. I have a hand labeled decant from a kind forumite so I'm not sure which year, but I think it's the 2020 release. I rarely wear it, like something sparkly in the back of the closet, but it is awfully fun to swan around in once in a while.
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    Seven Inches of Blood

    more like seven layers of component separation, amirite? I kid, there's maybe only four or five, but give this one plenty of gentle agitation before you apply to get everything. for me the lead note was really rather ominous up front, but after the blend had some time to settle and I tested it a few more times, it became less daunting. the musk is strangely flattened against a gentle dry clove, and overall I find myself in agreement with Tungerine's conclusion: "This is what blood should smell like." it's not a candy fruity blood, it's not a spicy resiny blood, it's just ...blood. or a more realistic approximation via perfume than I've sampled before. seems like it would be a good one to accent other scents with, if not layer directly, to goth them up a bit.
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    Come With Me, Loving Me to Death

    I'm not getting any cherry from the almond in this, but I have let it rest quite a while. on me it's a gorgeously slinky but subtle orchid musk blend. the cacao sort of stalks around in the background, moving through the shadows and adding depth to the musk - you're not gonna smell like a chocolate bar wearing this, imo. but then again if someone ends up wanting to consume you...
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    Millarca

    up front, this is mostly lace on me, a veil covering the other notes. a girlish disguise. the blackcurrant does come through as the oil dries, but it is much more subtle than the countess.
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    Fake Banana in a Fuzzy Sweater

    Starts in laffy taffy territory as promised, but the drydown is a warm and positively posh golden cashmere. I always think I'm gonna wear this as a goof and then end up feeling fancy as hell! Feels gender neutral to me, low throw.
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    Snakes in the Berry Sonker

    Dang this is riiich! At first I thought you might be able to dupe this by layering 2021's Burnt Sugar & Blackberry with SO, but I destashed that duet (it was lovely and smelled like pie filling but I never wore it), and anyway there's a lot more going on here. Like the sonker is in a bottomless pan and the snake just keeps tumbling down through dark sticky berry goodness like Alice down the rabbit hole. It's very tempting!
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    Woman Putting on her Stocking

    This is a lovely light coffee musk, as sheer as a stocking. It has decent staying power and a nice little aura/halo of scent in spite of its subtlety. The russet amber is a perfect pairing with the coffee bean, seems to take the edge off the coffee note that I have often experienced. Considering a bottle, seems like it would pair/layer well with other blends.
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    Old Woman With Cat

    came here for the pumpkin and cacao but I'm falling for the bread! it's so great. it's very earthy and homey without going all the way to cozy - which corresponds to this woman's expression that seems to be along the lines of "don't get comfortable, if you're in my house I will give you something to do."
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    The Large Cat

    something happening with this on my skin that borders on indolic. an overripeness of fig perhaps, along with the almond and myrrh?
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    Cat Sleeping on an Armchair

    flooooof! airy sweet mild coconut. just a happy little cloud of a scent.
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    Cats and Sparrows

    lol we are all grass-is-greenering each other here - I would love to have honey in place of tonka, which my skin chem renders a bit funky. otherwise it's a lovely antique amber skin scent.
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    Hollow Hallow

    I do not usually reach for a scent with a red wine note, but I was sufficiently intrigued by the Nightmare Novellas youtube sniffalong to give this one a try. This is well and truly dark and murky in a most delightful way. Bottomless resins through which a scorched pumpkin plummets, but nothing harsh has survived the fall. Not really getting any wine, maybe the gourd gulped it down in a panic. Has a nice bit of throw to it, too.
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    Mircalla, Countess Karnstein

    When I first tested this one, the rose and blackcurrant were all up front at top volume (which was rather glorious imo!), and the drydown was all black musk (not my fav note in isolation). Now that it has rested, however, there is a pleasing balance that suggests a pulsing throb of vitality shrouded in dark velvet. It feels like a classic dark femme vampire scent, perfect for when you need to swish your cape around you for a dramatic exit.
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    Darling, Darling

    The sugared pear is most present on application, then fades into the blend, so while it no longer smells appetizing to a human past this point, I imagine the resulting slinky-sweet skin scent would be quite delectable to a vampire getting all up in your neck and hair. The violets are soft but persistent through the creamy haze at close range.
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    Dead Leaves, Lavender Buds, and Golden Sandalwood

    I can't find any other BPALs in my collection that have "golden sandalwood" specifically, so after three skin tests I might have to admit this is not a good sandalwood for me. I usually enjoy the dead leaves and I love lavender, but this is ALLLL sandalwood with a whiff of lavender on my skin, and the effect is more like a lavender scented soap than I would like. YMMV!
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