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  1. LavenderCoffee

    Julween

    oh this is so delicate and lovely! on my skin it's more of a gorgeously balanced atmospheric sort of scent than anything especially foodie. bit of frost, bit of berry, bit of spice, etc. my first wild thought was "oh this ikea has been taken over by nordic spirits for the holidays" lol. you know that ikea smell, right? this is definitely better but still reminiscent.
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    Justin

    oh Justin is so endearing. a whoosh of minty candy cane on application quickly gives way to a weirdly comforting inky anise. and it does smell a bit more like anise to me than licorice candy or licorice root, but it's so lovely with the trace of mint. and none of this is sharp or herbal, it really does bring to mind the experience of getting a whiff of someone's hoodie, although I would not say it smells like cotton or fabric on me.
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    Eel King

    don't panic, this ray-finned royal just needs a moment on the skin to evolve. at first it went on weirdly clean smelling, and then promptly settled into the expected foodie patch. on the subtler end of this style of scent.
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    LE TITS NOW

    this starts out lightly floral, fizzy, and flirty, then the musk comes through, putting a soft filter on the sparkle.
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    A Date With Krampus

    I love me some cocoa scents, and I am an absolute goblin for cacao nibs, so I was hype to get into this. I'm getting very much the same experience as the other reviewers, really nicely blended cocoa leading gourmand, extremely wearable and ever so sweetly sinister. I could do with a bit more slap from the leather but I suppose I should have filtered for the appropriate tags!
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    Aurum Beard Oil

    this is a stunner. if you are a fan of the mysore sandalwood note you know already, but with the amber?! ugh! so great. I am not a beard-haver, but as with the DILF beard oil I am wearing this in my hair and on my person. I almost wish I had some sturdy whiskers under my nose to smell this more directly! there is a brightness to the scent suggesting something lemony sans sugar and acidity, and the amber reminds me of the Laurel Wreath perfume oil from the Kotinos release. I don't get anything especially floral from this tobacco flower, it brings a slight vegetal aspect, a subtle sepia harmony in this golden chord. just a perfect everyday personal scent, a sophisticated ambery sandalwood for anyone and everyone, suitable for layering with other blends.
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    Together We Shall Rejoice Lotion

    In the same spot as Numanoid, got to try this when I would not have otherwise picked it out: I rarely want to smell like an apple. Fortunately, this is a really pleasant light atmospheric that could just as easily be worn in spring as in fall, and the apple itself is not super prominent to my nose. A lovely concoction for perfume layering enthusiasts since it has an agreeable, subtle scent and wonderful skin moisturizing properties, because as many have noted, the quality of the lotion is excellent.
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    DILF Beard Oil

    I got a sample of the perfume oil and then decided to try a bottle of the beard oil. The scent is just delightfully versatile (truly enhancing whatever you wear, whoever you are) and so is the beard oil formulation - perfect for multiple uses. I like it better in my hair than the hair gloss, it works tremendously well as a body oil you can layer with other perfume oils, and the dropper makes it super easy to add to the bath. If you already enjoy the hair gloss and bath oil formulas, you should know this one is different, but I want to reassure folks who don't have a beard that you can still get a lot of mileage out of a beard oil!
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    Gloomily, Gloomily

    this is SO wonderfully cozy! the in vitro/freshly applied scent is mildly alarming if you also studiously avoid the laundry product aisle at the store, but thankfully this subsides quickly as the scent settles on my skin. I don't want to say "laundry" too many times here, but Gloomily, Gloomily perfectly captures the soft/clean/slightly fuzzy vibe of a favorite fabric item, with just-right contributions from musk/iris/moss to keep everything in balance. I had a concern this would go to soap on me with the gentle floral/aquatic notes but so far so good! I think the musk and the tea leaves are helping anchor the scent in a "lived-in" space. and honestly not much of the lavender comes through for me, which is fine considering it's been reduced to ash and blended with other pale pinks and purples, and is also good news if you don't go in for strong herbal lavender. if you do want to punch up the lavender, you've got your Donkey's Tail to help, assuming you haven't mislaid it. layered together, I get something a bit sweeter and more complex, but still soft and well-loved. I think Gloomily would layer well with other scents too.
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    Time is a Phoenix

    tysm Geminirubyshoes for comparing this to Sunbird, I'm so glad to find a replacement for that one. it's not exactly the same but it's very close and very much in the same vein: warm, dry, spicy, resinous. perhaps a bit darker, like the chord of scent notes is stacked a bit lower into the bass range. and it does feel a bit more posh as well, extremely well balanced even though the cinnamon is a very persistent top note. no skin irritation btw, but I've never had that trouble with cinnamon, only some clove notes. I love it so much!
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    Absinthe Pancakes

    my brain refuses to parse this as pancakes, but I love it so much. I keep wanting to check the notes for marshmallow fluff or powdered sugar, it has just the right amount of sweetness to it. I assume the blob on top of the stack depicted in the label art is meant to be butter, but what if it is marshmallow? what then!? there is definitely a warmth to it that suggests browned/baked batter, tho, and altogether with the sugar and the spices, it is delightfully comforting. so sure: it's absinthe pancakes. exactly what I didn't know I needed. order up!
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    Spinning on Graves

    oh this is so lovely. lavender MIST! I am hit or miss on Dorian blends but this is a hit for me. very soft, perfectly evocative: a sweet memory of dry cypress on the ground and a chill in the air.
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    On Good and Evil

    On Good and Evil starts out rather heady with fig and beeswax, but quickly settles into a softer subtler state. Wearing this behind my ears I catch whiffs of sticky waxy fig as I turn my head, with a touch of contrasting grit from the murky background notes, of which an earthy vetiver seems most prominent.
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    Statue of Freedom

    do you remember Bronze Dildo? I know that one was a bit divisive, but dang, I am always impressed by a perfume oil that smells like bronze. and this also smells like bronze!! Statue of Freedom strikes me as much less bombastic than BD, thanks in part to the luscious amber smoothing over the edges. It's a stunning yet subtle scent.
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    DILF

    I looooove BPAL's big, booming, bourbon cream, but I'm glad this collaboration incorporates skin musk to tone it down slightly. The outcome is incredibly accessible, wearable, and yes, layerable! Wear your DILF to the office by day and then add a dab of snake oil for a night out.
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    Dead Leaves and Apple Pie

    yes! a perfect windowsill pie. mostly apple pie filling foregrounded against a nice dry dead leaf scent, and I think the leaves are helping prevent it from turning into apple candle.
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    Ube Pumpkin Cheesecake

    I am not an ube specialist, so I can't be certain if this is a good/strong/exemplary ube scent, but it is a lovely cheesecake, and one of the ones in which I am actually picking up the graham cracker crust. It's not particularly pumpkiny, but I am happy to let the cheesecake shine.
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    Hearse of Pancakes

    delicious diner atmospheric! for me, this is less like a hot plate and a steaming mug in front of me, and more like the woosh of smells upon walking into the pancake house.
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    Dead Leaves, Green Tea, and Tahitian Ginger

    lots of green tea! which almost creates the impression of a pile of dead leaves and green leaves. I was not able to find much of the ginger, but it's a lovely scent regardless.
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    The Woman Behind It

    when I considered the scent notes for this one and A Recurrant Spot, I thought I'd have more success here, but it turned out to be the opposite. my skin runs entirely away with the iris in this and I'm not especially fond of iris on its own.
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    Committing Every Artistic Sin

    don't have much to add: it's a real gross-out at first, and it dries down into something perfectly unsettling. after it no longer turns the stomach it troubles the mind!
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    La Dame Aux Pamplemousses

    after the bright burst of citrus fades, this marshmallow goes all warm sticky gooey on me, like the insides of one roasted over a campfire, sans smoke. it's a marvellous scent but a bit overwhelming.
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    Strangled on Midsummer’s Eve

    has anyone else read Starling House by Alix E. Harrow? I had to try this scent because it reminded me of the titular wisteria-covered structure. suppose I should actually read the the Gorey tale! the scent is dusty, wispy and lovely. I get the sturdy tea closer to the skin, but the modest sillage is all sorrowful smudged purple flowers. something to wear when you're haunting a house.
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    Voodoo

    idk what took me so long to get around to Voodoo but I love it. I am testing from an imp of unspecified age but it's got me wanting to upgrade to a bottle. I'm definitely not getting cola or fizz, it's pretty straightforwardly what it says on the tin in terms of notes. big dark booming base of myrrh/patch/vetiver and then the way the lime and pine punch it up is so so good. I suppose I may have hesitated due to almond, but ultimately I'm glad to have that drop of sweetness in there with the vanilla to smooth it all over. great weartime on this, too, it just keeps going.
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    Mictecacihuatl

    I have cherished the 2019 version of Mictecacihuatl and I am surprised I never reviewed it! (Copal, precious woods, warm spices, agave nectar, cigar tobacco, and roses.) in the bottle it's quite an intoxicating potion, sweet and dark, and this stays true for the initial application of the oil on my skin. as it warms up the tobacco and copal really pop and the scent develops a rich golden quality. I feel like it used to have a bit more rose to it, but apparently I've had this six whole years now?! I do get a scattering of mature petals once the oil dries. it's as if you could take a whole altar, top to table legs, and process it into a rich paste to paint on your skin for a ceremony. I love it so much.
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