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MischiefofRats

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    Lush to BPAL scent comparisons (BNever included too)

    Hey I just got a bottle of the Sticky Dates shower gel and I am kind of obsessed with the scent. Does anyone know of any perfumes that are similar? I know there's a discontinued/ unavailable body spray but it would cost like $200 secondhand and I'm not interested.
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    Pageant Queen

    Sickeningly effervescent: electric tuberose, neroli, and lily of the valley bubbling with glittering aldehydes. This one is a surprise favourite for me. It smells... let's see if I can remember the exact phrase I used to describe it to my friend... This smells like a fake, fancy, expensive rhinestone bitch. Imagine you're shopping in some high end department store--Dillard's , maybe. Some Orange County housewife with a $500 hairstyle and the tackiest blinged out $5000 designer purse you've ever seen brushes past you, talking loudly on her rhinestone iPhone... That's the woman this smells like. Commercial, pretty, expensive, fake, full of itself, and yet, still really attractive. It's totally wearable, smells expensive, and is shockingly pleasant, yet difficult to put a finger on.
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    Dead Leaves and Maple Sap

    Every leaf tells a story. Oh god it's so good. Okay so I've actually done the maple syrup thing. I've collected buckets of sap from tapped maple trees and dumped them in a sleigh and taken it all down to the sugar house. Actual maple sap has such a light, sweet smell, but this.... THIS smells like boiling that sap in the sugar house, all the rich, gorgeous steam filling the rafters with mesmerising patterns in the sunlight streaming through the board slats. The dead leaves note is strong at first but this is a scent that's primarily about the maple. This isn't pancakes, folks. This is maple magic.
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    My Secret Deeds Hair Gloss

    Upon the eighth night I was more than usually cautious in opening the door. A watch’s minute hand moves more quickly than did mine. Never before that night had I felt the extent of my own powers — of my sagacity. I could scarcely contain my feelings of triumph. To think that there I was, opening the door, little by little, and he not even to dream of my secret deeds or thoughts. I fairly chuckled at the idea; and perhaps he heard me; for he moved on the bed suddenly, as if startled. Now you may think that I drew back — but no. His room was as black as pitch with the thick darkness, (for the shutters were close fastened, through fear of robbers,) and so I knew that he could not see the opening of the door, and I kept pushing it on steadily, steadily. Thick darkness, black as pitch: opoponax, oily labdanum, and birch tar disrupted by a bubbling carnation chuckle. I can't believe no one has reviewed this! This is honestly my new favorite. I'm hoarding this like crazy. This GORGEOUS, rich and spicy end resinous and sweet. This is the scent I've been looking for with scents like Lydia and Midnight Mass. The carnation is the perfect addition to all these luscious resins, and there's no stage of this I don't love. It lasts ages and it's already gotten me a ton of compliments. Beautiful. Can't rave enough!
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    Shadow Lace

    UNF. That plum. So gorgeous. This one is alllllllll about that stunning, dusty purple plum, blended with that smooth, sweet antique vanilla lace. The patchouli is very light and incredibly inoffensive, but adds a note of rooty woody richness. This is not an incense scent; this is plum lace with some deepening complementary notes to add complexity.
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    Amber & Lace

    I'm definitely getting the tobacco note VioletChaos noticed. There's no tobacco listed in this one, so maybe it's a trick of the oudh and saffron, or maybe blonde tobacco is the 'golden' element and just isn't named. Either way, this is pretty loud and punchy on that note first on. It reminds me of a lot of the various tobacco blends I own. I too don't get strong amber, but this is really, REALLY nice once it dries down and those punchy top notes burn off. It's smooth and sweet and golden and warm, spiced and resinous and creamy. I like it about a thousand percent more after about an hour; that said, it's not bad in the start. It's just going to be one of those scents that's difficult to put on in the morning because it's so loud and heavy. It doesn't seem to have great throw once it settles down, but my bottle also hasn't rested at all. The throw and staying power might ramp up as it settles in.
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    Perfumey scents

    100% Pageant Queen.
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    The Language of Crows

    So I have a ton of tobacco blends. I love them a lot. That said, I deathmatched about four of them that were coming across too similar to me, and this one won--HANDILY. The richness of the birch tar and resins makes this just exquisite. An absolute favorite.
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    Dragon-Smooched Snake Oil

    Well hot-diggity-damn, look at that. Finally, a Snake Oil that works on my skin.I never thought this day would come. This is... elegant. This is the dry, smooth, woody patch that aaaaalllmost worked on me in Fake News, with that nice honey note that worked so beautifully in Krampus Lace. The Snake Oil itself is a bunch of not much, the way it usually is, but this is smooth and woody and spicy and sweet with a sophisticated dragon's blood twist and I think I actually like this enough to keep it. What a surprise!
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    L'Essence de la Folie Hair Gloss

    The Cacophony of Madness Pink pepper, black pepper, clove, myrrh, dark chocolate, labdanum, and Daemonorops draco. Spicy chocolate with myrrh, like a sophisticated Mexican hot chocolate. It's dry and incensey and rich, with a sandalwood kind of smoothness to it. I really like this one, and my only complaint is it isn't especially strong. Hoping that improves with age!
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    Lilith’s Horrible Error

    (Just as an fyi, Horrible Error is not a Lilith-made perfume, as far as I'm aware.) Also, this one smells very much like roses and apples to me. I like it very much.
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    2004: Paper Phoenix

    It is, in a word, perfect. Antique Lace and Dorian. How much more do I really have to say? If you've tried them and you liked them, you'll like this. This is a top ten for me. Instantly. Boom.
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    Groan of Mortal Terror

    This is yummy! It's French tobacco warmed with grey amber. Definitely a winner. The smoke and resins are gentle, and the whole scent is like a warmer, sweeter, softer French Tobacco SN. Bottle for me. I don't really miss my bottle of French, but this is nicer, IMO. More wearable. Plus, on me, I get a bit of brown sugar once this is dry. Throw is about medium, decent longevity.
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    Mabel

    Hello, Hag Grey. You've added a little rose and a touch of golden warmth, but that's definitely you, in perfume form. Honestly, my only regret is only buying two bottles. I wish I'd bought a third. This is beyond lovely--Hag Grey was my hands-down favorite last year and I was ready to beg for it in perfume form. I'm so glad I got this!
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    Touched Twice

    This blend is so weird. It really, really is. I've got two bottles of this and wear it fairly regularly because I love it, but no one else's reviews seem to really line up with my experience. There's rose to it, yes, quite a bit, but it doesn't smell dusty nor exactly fresh, and it's decidedly a bit green, but take all that and bundle it up into incense and THAT'S what this smells like to me. I keep buying church incense blends hoping to find that 'holy' feeling incense smoke scent, but none exactly hit that button for me. This one does. This one smells like a reverent, quiet moment, roses and incense burning and clean sweet candles. There's no wax in this, but I still think about it--glossy cream colored unscented tapers burning cleanly. This isn't a heavy, resin-dark blend. I get zero coconut. It isn't acridly smokey. This is kneeling in a patch of morning sunlight in a huge empty cathedral, doors open and a clean breeze coming in from the garden, wearing a crown of roses, burning rose incense and white tapers.
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    Snake Oil Jelly Donut

    I managed to score a bottle of this on a pure whim--Snake Oil and Snake Oil blends don't work on me, so I avoid it. The hype around this one got me though, and when I saw one for sale, I pounced. This. Is. Delicious. It's a jelly doughnut. Jelly first, fried dough second, and maybe a little SO loitering in the back. It's sweet and foody, but settled into something that's just yummy, not exactly reminiscent of food. Super glad I took the chance, and it looks likely I'll be hanging on to this one.
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    LORDY

    I sniffed this at Will Call but did not skin test--all I could smell was coffee. I'm very sensitive to it, and any blend with even a little coffee in it is going to scream nothing else to my nose. Not a super useful review for y'all as far as how it wears, but just a counterpoint to those who might be sensitive to coffee like me.
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    Media

    This is the American Newscaster accent in perfume form. It's clean, crisp, pleasant, instantly recognizable, and completely impersonal. There are no quirks that stick out, no particular influences either way, and it is profoundly reminiscent of a hundred other commercial perfumes. I think it's perfect for Media, and it's entirely wearable.
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    The Moon Reflected in Every Rice Paddy Hair Gloss

    I can't do scents like this. I've tried, over and over. I keep getting Lupers with cream and rice milk and sweetness, hoping like crazy they'll work... And every time I'm disappointed. Which is why I'm shocked as hell that I love this. LOVE it. Like, buying another bottle, LOVE it. Hag Grey is my go to top fave HG, carefully hoarded, but this one is joining the pantheon of faves. So beautiful. I like this better than Stekk, and I feel like they're siblings.
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    White Chocolate and Asian Pear

    Pure chocolate. It's pretty much impossible to pick out the 'white' aspect without directly comparing it to a dark chocolate scent, which I did with Cacao Pod. At that point I was finally able to smell the difference, but without that direct comparison my nose read this as pure chocolate. Didn't get pear pretty much at all. There were a few moments I thought I was getting a whiff here or there, but the chocolate is just too loud. It overwhelmed the pear for me.
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    Die Begierde

    As another person that does NOT like rose as a general rule, I like this a lot. This is all about that rose water, and a little bit about carnation and cognac. It's definitely sugared--there's a sweetness to this, but not too much. It's not cloying but if you don't like rose water, you're not going to like this. There's a little bit of pink rose to it too... But honestly, it's probably that rose water that pushes it into pink territory. I get more of an almost creamy thing going than powdery, but that traditional lab cream note does not agree with me, so it's definitely not that. Honestly, I love this. Edit to add: this has great throw and staying power. Nothing quiet about it. Editing to add part 2: the cognac in my bottle is definitely coming out now--this is not a simple rose scent. It does have something that's boozy and almost sour to it, but it's very compelling.
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    Theoi Nomioi

    This is so beautiful. It's even better than I expected, and I was really hoping I'd love it on account of the cause. It's sweetly sappy, stony, and smells of cool pine forest. It's the tiniest bit aquatic, but it's earthy and calming as well. There is nothing soapy about it at all. This isn't a bitter, aggressive, menthol-y forest, not burnt or dark. This is dry and sweet, like Douglas pine and not exactly like but evocative of that specific kind of pine tree with the bark that smells like gorgeous sweet vanilla. It's not a vanilla scent, but it smells like being IN that forest. This is an instant favorite with me. I will be buying more bottles.
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    Stekkjarstaur

    I have nothing to add about how this smells; everyone else has covered that well. I am only here to chime in that yes, this is absolutely worth the fuss. If you think you'll like it, get it. You will. If you like beautiful warm creamy vanilla and marshmallow, get it. You'll love it.
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    Wooden Bullet

    Okay so I've been hanging on to this blind bottle for months without wearing it because every time I pick it up to consider culling it since I felt kind of meh about it, something makes me keep it. That said, I've worn it three times this week, and I think it's now a permanent fixture of my collection. I love wood. Wooden Bullet scratches that itch. Dry, sharp wood--not pencil shavings or lumber and not shellacked or varnished, either, but finished with an oil polish. It's wood and gun oil. Mineral oil, technically, but gun oil has a particular metallic tang to it that peels it away from the pack. I really love this. It's cologney, to be sure, definitely has something clean lurking in the back that I would tentatively pinpoint as vaguely aquatic, but it blends together beautifully. I would be delighted if someone could bottle the scent of pure gunpowder. It's been one of my favorite scents since I was a child because to me it smells like the concept of lightning. Failing that perfect gunpowder scent, this blend is so beautifully evocative of that scent family, that gun scent, without being harsh or bitter. This is a gorgeous blend.
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    Dumb Cake

    I have the 2016 version, and I get root beer. Not sticky sweet, not sugary, not sarsparilla, not like Outlaw or Tombstone--there's a very distinct scent that makes me think of carbonated root beer soda, but it is not sweet, if that makes sense. It's herbal and green. It's not like Dorian at all. I get no cake out of this. It's interesting, very very different, but not for me. ETA: It's Dr. Pepper this is making me think of, not root beer. Still not sweet, but I'm thinking some of the same herbs are in this.
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