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Jenjin

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  1. Jenjin

    Gingerbread & Leather 2023

    They ride again! Black leather, gingerbread, clove, and tobacco.
  2. Jenjin

    Gingerbread Ghost

    An otherworldly snack: gingerbread twisted in ivy and chilled by white iris, osmanthus, calla lily, gladiolus, lisianthus, and delphinium.
  3. Jenjin

    Vintage Snowman Blow Mold

    He’s just pretending to be cold! A milky plastic shell of frosted blue spruce, illuminated from within by 40 watts of glowing amber.
  4. Pomegranate, Wild Plum, and Green Tea grove.
  5. Jenjin

    Cascade of Spring Blossoms

    Leather, red silk, mahogany, lotus root, honey cream, and red sandalwood.
  6. Jenjin

    Lavender Lemon Bar

    Ribbons of thick curd cooling in a crust flecked with crystallized purple buds.
  7. Jenjin

    Puff Pastry Apple Roses

    A deceptively simple recipe: paper-thin red apple slices pulled from a bath of lemon juice and rosewater, sprinkled with cinnamon, layered just so in syrup-brushed strips of pastry, and then rolled into perfect rosebud shapes that crisp up into a red-gold bouquet in the oven.
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    21 Snowballs

    Gin-soaked slush.
  9. Jenjin

    Agreement

    Hans Printz Blackened lilac, lavender incense tar, bone sandalwood, labdanum, hemlock accord, and frankincense tears.
  10. Jenjin

    Snake Oil Hot Toddy

    BPAL’s perennial favorite, Snake Oil, soaked in whiskey, honey, and a twist of lemon.
  11. Jenjin

    London Smoke

    London Smoke. The foggy grey of Victorian London A black tea fougere with tabac flower and grey amber.
  12. Honeyed black musk, lotus root, blood orange, ambrette seed, mimosa, balsam, and sandalwood incense.
  13. Jenjin

    Equestrienne Hair Gloss

    Blood red velvet, a crack of polished leather, rosewater, and brandy
  14. Honeyed black musk, lotus root, blood orange, ambrette seed, mimosa, balsam, and sandalwood incense.
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    Womb Furie 2024

    An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey. In the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal. – Aretaeus the Cappadocian Oh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms. Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.
  16. Dragon’s blood resin, red ginger, bourbon geranium, thorny rosemary, red sandalwood, pink pepper, and green coffee bean. Dost thou dream, in a respite of slumber, In a lull of the fires of thy life, Of the days without name, without number, When thy will stung the world into strife; When, a goddess, the pulse of thy passion Smote kings as they revelled in Rome; And they hailed thee re-risen, O Thalassian, Foam-white, from the foam?
  17. Jenjin

    Vibrating Motel Bed

    It’ll rattle your teeth more than it rattles your junk: fizzy champagne, orange blossom absolute, Italian bergamot, and dry vanilla.
  18. Bourbon vetiver, oakmoss, and pomegranate. But the worm shall revive thee with kisses; Thou shalt change and transmute as a god, As the rod to a serpent that hisses, As the serpent again to a rod. Thy life shall not cease though thou doff it; Thou shalt live until evil be slain, And good shall die first, said thy prophet, Our Lady of Pain.
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    Fancy Pups Beard Oil

    A genteel affair that presses against the constraints of common decency: tumescent black silk, pink sugared patent leather, rich tobacco leaf, sunrise papaya, and mango cream with crystalline trickles of clean pup sweat. I am his Highness’ dog at Kew, Pray tell me sir, whose dog are you? ― Alexander Pope
  20. When you need a change of pace from Strip Twister: lemon candies, orange suckers, and strawberry sugar.
  21. Jenjin

    Lavender Plum Galette

    A mouth-watering mixture of glistening plum wedges and ground almonds, enfolded in flaky crust and drizzled with lavender sea-salted caramel.
  22. Jenjin

    Fountain with Owls

    Ferdinando Noulian Lustrous white eyes hovering like lanternlight: silvered musk, iris absolute, Indian sandalwood, black tea, bergamot, snowdrop, and dried fig.
  23. Jenjin

    La Ofrenda

    Saturnino Herrán Marigold petals, oakmoss, and copal resin.
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