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Jenjin

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  1. Jenjin

    Hallway of a Train Station

    Wild plums, black tea, a splash of lilac cologne, a flutter of silk, hot iron, steel, and smoke.
  2. Jenjin

    Smut 2024

    We are the smuttiest. Three swarthy, smutty musks sweetened with sugar and woozy with dark booze notes.
  3. Jenjin

    Womb Furie 2024

    An itch that needs to be scratched: Snake Oil and three types of honey. In the middle of the flanks of women lies the womb, a female viscus, closely resembling an animal; for it is moved of itself hither and thither in the flanks, also upwards in a direct line to below the cartilage of the thorax and also obliquely to the right or to the left, either to the liver or spleen; and it likewise is subject to falling downwards, and, in a word, it is altogether erratic. It delights, also, in fragrant smells, and advances towards them; and it has an aversion to fetid smells, and flees from them; and on the whole the womb is like an animal within an animal. – Aretaeus the Cappadocian Oh, that wily womb! Hippocrates and his followers considered the womb a mobile creature, causing mayhem as it writhed its way through a woman’s body. Sometimes this ornery organ, due to lack of sexual activity, would create conflicts within a woman’s system or would become blocked itself, causing anxiety, nervousness, water retention, and sleeplessness. With the assistance of doctors, nursemaids, hand tools, or, occasionally, self-manipulation, this vexing condition could be alleviated through hysterical paroxysms. Or, as we call it nowadays: orgasm.
  4. Dragon’s blood resin, myrrh, red musk, vetiver, black clove, and cassia. What broke off the garlands that girt you? What sundered you spirit and clay? Weak sins yet alive are as virtue To the strength of the sins of that day. For dried is the blood of thy lover, Ipsithilla, contracted the vein; Cry aloud, “Will he rise and recover, Our Lady of Pain?”
  5. Pomegranate, Golden Sandalwood, and Amber grove.
  6. Labdanum, black plum, black currant, violet, and champaca flower. And they laughed, changing hands in the measure, And they mixed and made peace after strife; Pain melted in tears, and was pleasure; Death tingled with blood, and was life. Like lovers they melted and tingled, In the dusk of thine innermost fane; In the darkness they murmured and mingled, Our Lady of Pain.
  7. Jenjin

    A New Leaf

    HAPPY NEW YEAR! Let’s all turn over a new leaf – and be good Well, it’s worth a shot at least. Rose petals, gargantuan green leaves, and a splashy, fresh chypre.
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    Lithe and Lascivious Regret

    Blackberry hops, blackened raspberry gum, purple chypre, and myrrh. Thou wert fair in the fearless old fashion, And thy limbs are as melodies yet, And move to the music of passion With lithe and lascivious regret. What ailed us, O gods, to desert you For creeds that refuse and restrain? Come down and redeem us from virtue, Our Lady of Pain.
  9. Cherry blossoms, violet root, muguet, green tea, crystalline musk, and yuzu.
  10. Jenjin

    Melon Cream Cake

    Whipped cream squished between luscious layers of pale green sponge, topped with hunks of syrup-glazed honeydew.
  11. Jenjin

    An Onnagata and His Lover

    Beeswax, rice powder, white amber, and cherry blossom chypre.
  12. A sugared cherry chypre with red labdanum, moss, and roasted chestnut. Good Luck! Good Luck! I say Be yours this NEW YEAR’S DAY May 2024 bring us all good fortune, prosperity, good health, safety, peace, and mercy.
  13. Jenjin

    Carrotberry Pie

    A surprisingly delightful blend of blackberries, cranberries, carrots, and pumpkin mash.
  14. Jenjin

    Vintage Snowman Blow Mold

    He’s just pretending to be cold! A milky plastic shell of frosted blue spruce, illuminated from within by 40 watts of glowing amber.
  15. Jenjin

    Maple Pie

    Maple syrup, brown sugar, molasses, and sea salt.
  16. Jenjin

    Marlborough Pie

    Apple custard with sherry and lemon zest.
  17. Jenjin

    Coffee Cream Pie

    A lightly jiggling glop of cold brew, vanilla pudding, dark chocolate, and crushed chocolate cream cookies.
  18. Jenjin

    Heart-Shaped Hot Tub

    No jokes here: who wouldn’t love a heart-shaped hot tub? A bubbling vat of red musk, sweet red wine, benzoin, red oudh, and lush magnolia.
  19. Jenjin

    Leisurely Swim

    Freshwater lichen, osmanthus absolute, yuzu, blonde tobacco, frankincense, pink apple, a waft of incense, and green tea.
  20. Jenjin

    Carved Wooden Barber Shop

    Many an hour has been whiled away in this gentlemanly retreat: skin-warmed steel, fresh cedar shavings, a creamy fougere lather, a soothing splash of orange blossom water, and the distant memory of blood and bandages.
  21. Jenjin

    Video Head Cleaner

    “Perfume, not poppers!” Put it in Latin on our family crest. The contents of this 5ml apothecary bottle are certainly nothing illicit, no ma’am. Just a nice, relaxing olfactory swan dive into the abyss, under the barest pretense of home entertainment hygiene. (Please note: this perfume contains no actual video head cleaner. No alcohol, no acetone, no amyl nitrate, no xylene. It is an accord meant to mimic and celebrate the scent profile and tone of poppers without explicitly smelling like poppers or having a popper’iffic effect.)
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