DigitalCoyote

Wet: Wet/damp soil.  It doesn't have an incense-y back or undertone like some of their dirt smells.  I like it.

Dry: Roses, dirt, and dry (not grassy) green.  The roses fade away slowly,  leaving the moss, leaves, and soil behind.

This is definitely an atmospheric or mood setting smell.  

Wet and dry, all I get is tropical flowers.  I can't pick everything out but it's very pretty.

Wet: Sticky sweet mango candy and pink rose 

 Dry: All the mango disappeared. =( The pink rose is still sweet on its own.

I like these together.  Just wish it stayed like it did wet longer on my skin.

Wet:  Vaporub? Pine, eucalyptus, something.  My skin is warmer wherever I put it.  There's a berry/fruit sneaking out. 

Dry:  Leather.  That pine fruit thing...it's like Snow Bunny without sugar on top.  If not that one, it's one of the winter snow smells.

Wet: Sweet honey out of the gate first, followed by leather and tobacco; incense brings up the rear.  I smell like dessert in a hookah lounge booth but I'm not mad at it.  This is a warm smell.

Dry:

L wrist - sweet incense and leather

R wrist - honey, cinnamon, and smexy smexy leather over smoke

I'm not sure if this is sexy campfire like @SophieCedar said (perfect for outdoor summer nights) or if this is the smell of impure thoughts, naughty touches, and questionable--but exciting--late night life choices....but I want to find out.  I also need to smell this on a dude.  

#huffingmyself

Wet: Mint...minty toothpaste? Where did you come from.

Dry:

L wrist - tea and creamy vanilla 

R wrist - creamy vanilla and sandalwood 

From the description, this is primarily gardenia with oakmoss (earthy) and tobacco leaf (earthy, woody).

Wet -   This reminds me of 273 (which has gardenia as one of the top notes with sandalwood and cedarwood and earthy vetiver as base notes).  I need to find my bottle of June Gloom to compare with this because that one gave me the same feeling. 

Dry -

L wrist - All gardenia.

R wrist - Gardenia and green or light earth

Wet: Sage.

Dry:

Sage, patchouli, and woody (spikenard?) incense.  Someone's been doing magic in the forest or this outdoor hippie is super mossy.

Wet:

Strawberry Sour Power.  The Lab is killing me with these smells from my childhood.

Dry: 

The citrus note didn't linger.  All I've got is sugar with a whiff of strawberry now.  I can barely smell it which means I can give someone diabetes six feet out of they pass within social distancing parameters.

Wet: Brimstone.  Hell-bound we are yes indeed-y.

Dry: Is my skin broken? Somewhere on this diabolical journey we made a left turn at Albuquerque and it became sarsaparilla.  I LOVE sarsaparilla but that's not what I was expecting based on everyone else's reviews.  I'm assuming it's the rum and vanilla having a go.

I like it.  I'm gonna wear it every time I practice.  Hopefully I need this and not help from the nearest crossroads to be a good bassist. 

Got this in the mail from the lab yesterday.

Wet: GREEEEEEEN EXPLOSION! Very aptly described.

Dry:  No real difference between wrists.  This is absolutely an explosion of everything springtime.  I'd liken it to going to a nursery after they've watered: it's cool, things are not sopping wet but the sweet of the green bits is still there and the flowers are fragrant.  They're not overpowering or as overwhelming as they might be when it's hot and dry like they've been baking all day.  Does that make sense?

That's a lot of words to say I'm huffing myself.

Is "fuck me hair" a thing? If it is, any hair you put this on will become that.  I want to roll in this.  This instance of rose plays with the leather so well I'd say they're almost perfectly balanced.  

This tester, too, has been taken hostage by DigitalMom.

I smell expensive in this.  I'm not one to dress up but I would to wear this somewhere.  I wouldn't say it's sexy but it could definitely inspire someone to be.

DigitalMom agrees.  She has taken my tester hostage.

Like all things sweet, on me this is all sugar cloud at 50 paces.

DigitalMom found this offputting at first--too sweet.  After it dried down, she enjoyed the creamy vanilla coconut sandalwood goodness that happened.  She has taken my tester hostage.

Wet gardenia with a dash of salt.

DigitalMom found it too overpowering for her tastes.

I feel like it will be perfect for summer.  Gardenia is not a smell I usually find people are wearing during this time of year.  It is loud as hell on me but it's a change from the magnolia and jasmine I tend to favor when it heats up.

Barely there amber and leather with a ghost of pepper.  It's unobtrusive to the point you could miss it entirely.  Not a far throw: more like something you'd smell cuddled up real close to someone. I need a boy to put this on.  For science.

It turned straight in to dirt, like a less sweet Earth Phoenix. 

DigitalMom says it's not "dirt" to her but it's something clean.  Definitely not headshop or dirty hippie patchouli. 

Sweet and fruity with some vanilla.  I'd liken it to Yipes Stripes Fruit Stripe gum.

My skin amps up sugar.  The cognac and rose otto didn't stand a chance.  

I have an imp of something called de Sade but no way to date it.  I assume it's this one because the original is discontinued and sought after.

Wet and dry, I got leather but it was kind of wet/suede or chemically.  

Wet: juicy peach and lychee

Dry: Musky peach and bergamot.  It's kinda sexy.

Wet: The smell I associate with a headshop--musk, sandalwood, something spicy--upfront.  All it's missing is incense.

Dry: Holy cit...trus. Ok.  Citrus and sandalwood are talking now.  I enjoy this.

Very dry: Citrus is mostly gone.  Rose and sandalwood have shooed everyone out of the house and are chilling post-party cleanup.

No cherries in this on me, just Pride's less resiny slightly sweet (and fresher somehow) little sister rose.

Wet: clean white florals 

Dry:

L wrist - clean (powdery vice soapy), musky, sweet

R wrist - clean, musky, sweet, and warm/spicy wood

The dry flowers are very gentle.  They're not cloying or overpowering at all.  I'd almost call it a kind of innocent or innocuous vibe without being childish. 

iWet: Earthy (oakmoss?) and a little seed-y.  There was the vague whiff of rotting for a moment.  Is that what's meant by "indolic"?

Dry: 

L wrist - some honeysuckle, more musky with a whiff of Playdoh.

R wrist - soft powdery jasmine and musk

Really dry:

Both wrists are taking on that weird plasticky note.  I'm pleasantly flowery.

I really had to get up close and personal to smell her.  I don't mind that: I don't always want to be huffed from six feet out.  

Hrm.  She doesn't love me and I'm iffy on her.  I thought this would be more salty than it is but that's my bad for not reading.  This isn't a wild free swimming open-ocean mermaid.  This is contained and while pleasant, a little melancholy.

Wet: BANANANANANANANANNANANA bubblegum. Guessing that's the mint making it weird powdery.

Dry:

L wrist - banana bubblegum/candy

R wrist - banana, pineapple, and honey 

Dry-dry: I smell like some kind of umbrella drink.

I know I amp sugary scents so I shouldn't have been surprised.