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  1. craftymonster
    We live a few blocks from Lake Michigan, and there's a chilly breeze coming in off the lake. It's a perfect day for a hot cup of tea.
     
    Silk Road Teas (not to be confused with Silk Road Tea) is my favorite vendor of Chinese teas, followed closely by Hou De. Silk Road's teas are hand selected from local farmer's in China. I've been a customer for over 10 years, and have nothing but praise for the company and the tea.
     
    Boutique "tea" shops at the mall charge a lot more for tea and teawares of questionable quality, and even more questionable origin. If you like flavored and scented teas (and who doesn't) check out SpecialTeas. They are my go to for Earl Grey 825, and I love the Peach 927 for iced tea. I've heard good things about Adagio too.
     
    Today I'm drinking Gin Zhen (Golden Needle). I usually brew this tea in a 4 oz. yixing pot, but the boymonster recently caused it's demise. Until I find a replacement (teapot that is, I'm keeping the boy), it's wrong-fu in a porcelain cup with a Finium strainer, instead of gong-fu in a proper teapot.
     
    Description
    Becoming increasingly rare, this shiny, small–leaf organic black tea is characterized by golden tips on top of long, slender leaves. It is the best organic lot we have tasted providing a full–bodied sweet and malty flavor and a deep amber liquor.
     
    Wrong-fu Brewing Parameters
    leaf to water ratio: 1 gram leaf to 2 ounces water
    leaf: 4 grams
    water: 8 ounces, just off a boil
     
    Preheat your cup by rinsing with boiling water.
    infusion one: 90 seconds
    infusion two: 90 seconds
    infusion three: 3 min.
     
    Rich, complex, chocolate, malt and honey. Big time delicious! You should get three infusions out of the same leaves, the third will be thinner, but still tasty. I usually add a bit of sugar to the third infusion to perk it up.
     
    Gin Zhen is wonderful iced. Just use 3 ounces of water to brew instead of 8 ounces, then add a nip of sugar and 5 ounces of ice. Perfection!
     
    You can cold brew this tea too, using the leaf to water ratio above. Just pop it in the fridge for and hour or two to steep.
  2. craftymonster
    Red listed bottles are available on my swaps and sales.
     
    BPTP Atmosphere Sprays
    Dungeon decant more please!

    Unopened Bottles
    How Doth the Little Crocodile available for sale/swap received 08/28/09 from Lab
    Lawn Gnome available for sale/swap
    Lilith Victoria Yellow Dress with Snake, received 11/12/08 from Lab
    Pumpkin IV '08 x2
    Shub-Niggurath
    Strawberry Moon '09 available for sale/swap
    Sunbird received 06/27/13 from CBLDF

    Opened Bottles
    All They Had Seen, and All They Had Lost 3/5 full
    Bezoar empty, received 05/15/10
    Death of Autumn 1/5 full
    How Doth the Little Crocodile 2/5 full
    Lawn Gnome 3/5 full
    Lilith Victoria: Little Witch with Owl 2/5 full
    Mictecacihuatl 1/5 full available for sale/swap
    Pumpkin IV '08 2/5 full
    Shub-Niggurath 3/5 full
    Snake Oil 2/5 full, gift received 12/25/09
    Strawberry Moon '09 3/5 full
    Sunbird 2/5 full

    Imps and Decants I'm keeping these, imps for sale/swap are here
    Bezoar 1 ml roller vial
    All They Had Seen, and All They Had Lost 1 ml roller vial
    How Doth the Little Crocodile 1 ml roller vial
    Lawn Gnome 1 ml roller vial
    Lilith Victoria 1 ml roller vial
    Pumpkin IV '08 1 ml roller vial
    Serpent's Tonic (custom blend of Snake Oil and Dragon's Milk) 1 ml roller vial
    Shub-Niggurath 1 ml roller vial
    Strawberry Moon '09 1 ml roller vial
    Sunbird 1 ml roller vial
     
     
    boymonster's box
    The Bow and Crown of Conquest 5 ml 1/5 full, exactly what a boy should smell like
    The Bow and Crown of Conquest 1 ml roller vial
    Calico Jack
    Cthulhu 5 ml 2/5 full
    Cthulhu 1 ml roller vial
    Dee
    No. 93 Engine 5 ml empty
    No. 93 1 ml roller vial
    Jolly Roger
    Trevor Bruttenhelm 5ml empty
    Trevor Bruttenhelm 1 ml roller vial
  3. craftymonster
    Items for sale/swap are here. I'm extremely flexible when swapping, so make an offer! I'm sensitive to and can't wear a bunch of notes, so please don't take it personally if I turn down a swap.
     
    Earthy, gently spicy, and golden resinous blends work best for me.
     
    Favorite Notes: aspen leaves, balm of gilead, balsam, benzoin, cardamom, carnation, cherry tobacco, cocoa, dragon's blood (non-floral), ginger, heliotrope, moss, myrrh, nutmeg, red grave loam, sandalwood (hot, dry, smokey varieties), smoke, storax, subtle spices (allspice, cassia, cinnamon, clove), tonka, vanilla, white sage, yuzu
     
    Favorite Scents: Sunbird, Snake Oil, Aged Penny Greadful
     
    Favorites that broke the rules: All They Had Seen and All They Had Lost (mist, dew, rose, floral, seriously this should be awful on me), Clemence (decant smelled funky, caused hives. lab fresh bottle smells amazing, no rash), How Doth the Little Crocodile (mint, but no skin reaction)
     
    Notes that cause skin irritation and hives: anise/star anise, bay, cassia, clove, cinnamon, lemongrass, mint, pennyroyal, pepper (all forms)
     
    Doom Notes: anise, aquatic, blackberry, booze, butter, caramel, clean, dew, most florals (especially gardenia, iris, jasmine, orchid, rose, sweet pea, water lily), frankincense, grapefruit, green, herbal, honey, heavy incense, lemon, lime, mist, heavy musk, oak, ozone, heavy patchouli, powdery, sugar, rosewood, sassafras, teak
     
     
    Bold items are most desired.
     
    BPTP Atmosphere & Linen Sprays
    Alchemical Laboratory goblin squirt or 1 oz. decant
    Down the Rabbit Hole 4 oz.
    Dungeon 1 oz. decant or more, pretty please!
    Knock-a-Dolly 1 oz. decant or full 4 oz. bottle
     
    Bottles
    Sunbird I just purchased the very last bottle from CBLDF
    Tombeur
    Death of Autumn not the really peppery version (my bottle was soft amber with gentle spice and balanced smoke)
     
    Low Priority Bottles
    none at the moment
     
    LE Decants
    I'd love freshly decanted 1/4 imps, most of these contain notes I'm allergic to.
     
    Beauty, the Aggrieved
    Door testable sniffie would be plenty
    Flowering Chrysanthemums
    Halloween: Los Angeles
    Haloes testable sniffie would be plenty
    Helios testable sniffie, frankincense smells like Comet Cleanser on me, sigh...
    Jareth for the boymonster
    Marquise de Carabas for the boy monster
    The Magdalena
    Monarch testable sniffie would be plenty
    Pomegranate V testable sniffie would be plenty, pepper is not my friend
    Schmendrick for the boymonster
    Solar Phoenix testable sniffie would be plenty
    Thousands of Lights testable sniffie, frankincense smells like Comet Cleanser on me, sigh...
     
     
    GC Imps
    Belle Epoque
    Black Opal
    Blood Amber
    Bordello not aged, too sweet
    The Butterfly
    Chicken-Legged Hut
    Death Cap
    Edymion
    Le Lèthè
    Maenad not aged, bitter
    RPG: Half-Elf
    RPG: Rogue
    Vasilissa
    Wings of Azrael
     
     
    Anti-Wish List
    Seriously. Worst skin chemistry ever! I can't believe how many beautiful oils I've ruined.
     
    Scents that cause skin irritation, hives: 13 (Feb. '09), Absinthe, Alice's Evidence, Bengal, Clemence (only my first decant), Dark Chocolate Pepper Smoked Caramel, Death of Autumn, Delphi, Faustus, Hod '09, High Priest Not To Be Described, Kabuki, Kyoto, Mad Hatter, March Hare, Namaste, Ogun, Plunder, Pfancy Pfefferneusse, Port-au-Prince, Pumpkin V '09, Saw-Scaled Viper, Shoggoth, Shub-Niggurath, Tweedledee, Velvet (if I re-apply too often), White Rabbit, plus a ton more, I really need to update this...
     
    Berry + musk or honey (Bewitched, Lady Macbeth, Lady Una, Berry Moon) ammonia, cat wee
    Black Musk (Isles of Demons, Pumpkin II '08, Haunted) evil stink coated in baby powder, induces extreme nausea
    Booze (Bon Viviant, Elegba, Lady Macbeth, Swank, Twenty-one) that's a no, ugh
    Bulgur Rose (Baghdad, Psyche) unripe green rose and stinky feet
    Gardenia (Blood Countess, Highwayman, Le Serpent Qui Danse, Pepper, Sacred Whore) sharp, sour, biting
    Green Tea (Bewitched, Embalming Fluid, Shanghai) super sharp and astringent
    Honey (Bengal, O, Osun) dirty, sweaty
    Iris (Florence, The Ghost, Nefertiti) sharp, bitter, almost metallic, hits high in back of throat
    Jasmine (Black Dahlia, The Caterpillar, Crossroads, Delight, Mata Hari, Nuit) harsh, chemical, bug spray
    Red Musk heavy (Dragon's Heart, Eat Me, Hollywood Babylon, Kabuki, Spellbound) so overpowering, I can taste it. Gah!
    Rose (Lucy's Kiss, Kurukulla, Moscow, Rose Red '08, Seance, Zombi) ammonia
    Sweet Pea (Desdemona, Agape) acrid, harsh, carpet cleaner
    Vetiver sometimes (Azathoth, Fallen, Highwayman, Nephilim, Saturnalia, Wolfsbane) burning plastic or rubber tires
    Water Lily (The Black Swan, Desdemona, The Lady of Shalott) sharp, ammonia
    White, Pale Musk (Black Pearl, Dorian, Lady Una, Pride) soapy, shrill, nails on chalkboard, makes my teeth hurt
    Wood (especially oak, rosewood, teak) butyric acid (vomit) covered in sawdust
     
     
     
    Agrat-Bat-Mahlaht celery salt (from caramel), sour milk
    Alecto pizza with a burnt cedar crust
    Arkham sweaty, harsh floral, ammonia
    Baobhan Sith moldy grapefruit rinds and tea leaves
    The Coiled Serpent no, just no!
    Delight deet bug spray (from jasmine) and acetone
    Desdemona sweet pea and water lily? double fail!
    Eat Me knock me down red musk, bitter burnt sugar
    Falling Leaf Moon, Fascinum, Perversion, Samhain, Scales of Deprivation, Trevor Comet cleanser (from frankincense?)
    Gladdener of All Hearts sour milk, nausea
    The Hesperides green apple and butyric acid (from oak), reminds me of Firefly episode when River eats apples
    Hurricane soap (from ozone) and butyric acid (from wood)
    The Isles of Demons burning tires and ammonia
    Mourning Moon wintergreen and pond scum, ugh
    Niflheim soapy (from ozone), rotting flowers, menthol, dirty oil (from vetiver), acetone
    Saturnalia acetone, suede, dill pickles
    Wood Phoenix butyric acid (from woods), rancid nuts
    Zombi well, yeah, that's exactly what I'd expect one to smell like
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