minilux
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Tell her there's a hot new color called "Necrotic Toenail".
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You definitely need a little mister bottle of STFU to spray around the office. As I was reading your description of her, I couldn't help thinking of that Toby character from Seinfeld who worked with Elaine and laughed like a hyena and everyone felt sorry for her when her pinky toe got cut off and she ended up getting the promotion Elaine wanted.
ETA: Oh yeah, is she by chance the revolting co-worker who talks while she's eating and sprays bits of food all over the place?
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I bet Andy Garcia has a Cuban pedicure.
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Blue-tipped toenails sound more revolting than the speedo. I saw a guy the other day with nasty, chipped dark blue metallic sort of polish on his toenails. At first I thought it was some sort of toenail necrosis or something and when I realized it was polish, I was like wtf? because it was so hideous.
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Reverend Doctor tikki-boo Dazzle!
That's not only a perfect name for a boxer, but a perfect name for a BPAL!
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Oh my god, I could spend all afternoon pimpafying!
Here's a few of the ones I got:
deacon dr. minilux beautiful
ice master m. dazzle (I'm likin' that one)
stealth maestro minilux rockefeller (I'm likin' that one even more! )
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Did you wear big gold cuffs to deflect any lusty mullet vibes had you needed to?
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A friend of mine works in a flower shop and I swear she once told me that they call that nasty funky vase water "weenus" or something that more or less sounded like that.
ETA: mullet bait=old milwaukee beer+any britney spears or jessica simpson fragrance
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valentina and the mullet man!
good thing you didn't tell him what perfume you were wearing or you would have had a trail of mullets following you to work
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I just realized that what that outfit needs is a French pedicure!
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Hee hee, I was gonna use that picture as one of the Joe Perry Baits.
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Poor thing! She doesn't look too happy being tarted up like that.
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For miss valentina I think it should be Red Hot Pants Riding Hood.
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I often find myself humming/muttering the Uncle F***er song to myself. It's the perfect mantra for someone as zen as a jackhammer.
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Wasn't Asses of Fire the name of the movie within the South Park movie?
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That is a good one! I'm eternally grateful to my buddy pranashakti for sharing the phrase "zen as a jackhammer" with me. And it's pretty much how I expect to feel for the next month leading up to our move.
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Ha! This thread combined with the forecast of 100 degree temperatures for the next week has inspired me to go get my hair chopped off tomorrow at the punk rock/roller derby salon. Not that I have that much to hack off, since it's only a chin-length bob, but it feels sooooo heavy and I end up pulling it back in a barrette and looking like a total dork.
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But short hair feels sooooo good!
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Maybe "minister" is a euphemism for "dominatrix"
ETA: I showed the shoes and read the review to my boyfriend and he thinks it's a Baptist transvestite minister.
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Nekkid luncheon!
I'm picturing nekkid ladies wearing pillbox hats and white gloves sitting around eating dainty cucumber sandwiches and sniffing BPAL (of course!) How about Nekkid Tea Party?
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Do you live in the Little Whorehouse on the Prairie?
Seriously, though, I think Sacred Whore of the Prairie is pretty damn funny. I think there's a 30 character limit for titles, so some of the others may be too long.
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What about Mugzy? He should be dressed as a black cat!