April 1 Releases: MX. NOBODY, CARNAVAL RAT, and STREET MATTRESS

[Failmingo]

Unlike most April 1 announcements, these products actually exist! Below are three bold new releases: a new collaboration with dragsters The Nobodies, a Carnaval Diabolique-inspired edition of LAB RAT, and a new linen/atmosphere spray for that special mattress in your life.

 

MX. NOBODY

"Weed-smoke and lime-tinged vapors rising from a cauldron of green slime, suspended by cracked leather straps above the heads of an unsuspecting audience."

 

CARNAVAL RAT"

Eau de Carnaval Diabolique. The cumulative weight of dozens of scents — a cacophony of carnies, haunts, snakes, grindhouse dancers, and other attractions, all simultaneously clamoring for your attention." [EDIT to say: this run is limited to 200 bottles!]

 

STREET MATTRESS ATMOSPHERE SPRAY

"Dandelion sap, baby powder, ribgrass, spurge, and nutgrass squished into a poly cotton blend, poked by a rusty bonnell coil."