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Smell Our SINKHOLE

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That's right, we went there. We're raising funds for the ACLU with this new scent inspired by the White House's recent landscaping problem. With our help, you can be fashionable, topical, AND charitable.

"The scent of a swamp self-draining: globs of wet earth, crushed grass, and untended dandelions sliding into a morass of moss-crusted opoponax, labdanum, and tar."

Share it with your friends, we're definitely hoping to ride the coattails of this year's hottest sinkhole (to date) into viral stardom:

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/shop/activism/i-know-words-i-have-the-best-words/sinkhole/

Our gorgeous new SINKHOLE perfume raises funds for the ACLU! With our help, you can be fashionable, topical, AND charitable.

"The scent of a swamp self-draining: globs of wet earth, crushed grass, and untended dandelions sliding into a morass of moss-crusted opoponax, labdanum, and tar."

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