More 'Weenies, Plus a Hurricane Melissa Fundraiser

[Failmingo]

Happy Halloween, B-pals! Beeple? Labsters? Anyhow, technically *tomorrow* is October 32nd, but we wanted to go ahead and get this mini-launch out there so we could begin raising funds for those recovering from Hurricane Melissa. 

 

https://blackphoenixalchemylab.com/product-tag/october-31-2025/

 

These three scents benefit Direct Relief, which supports the Caribbean with medical aid and supplies and supports health facilities in the region:

 

✤ JAMAICAN BELLFLOWER

A sun-warmed bloom, its fragrance unfurls in lush waves: rich and creamy, like chocolate and nectar mingling in the sultry air. A scent both decadent and wild, glistening with heady sweetness.

 

✤ NIGHT-SCENTED ORCHID

A tribute to Epidendrum nutans, the nocturnal seductress of the forest canopy. Sweet, indolic jasmine curls around a breath of citrus and moonlit air, a perfume that blooms when the world sleeps.

 

✤ OCTOBER 35TH
In a desperate bid to mend the fractures of this cursed timeline, we are stretching Halloween beyond all reason, until time itself buckles and snaps back into place. It’s thirsty work, so here’s a snuggly blanket of creamy pumpkin cold foam quivering atop a pint of butterscotch ale.

 

That's right, we're back to our old tricks with post-Halloween time manipulation! We've also revived our past experiments as well – October 32nd through 34th – but these aren't part of the fundraiser:

 

✤ OCTOBER 32ND
The scent of Eternal October: leaves fluttering against a thick wool sweater, the cool amber glow of an autumn sunset, dollops of thick cream swirling in black tea.
 

✤ OCTOBER 33RD
Don’t mind us, we’re just distorting time beyond all recognition to wring the last drop of fun out of the season. Spiced bourbon apples, pumpkin soufflé, the dregs of your last PSL of the season, and a handful of candy corn.
 

✤ OCTOBER 34TH
For those remaining defiantly spooky even though the stores are full of Christmas junk: a jolly endcap of cinnamon pine cones and ribbon candy next to a clearance bin full of pumpkin sugar cookies. 

 

Do with that info what you will. And please have a happy and safe spooky event weekend! It's currently pissing rain on us here in Minneapolis but we're hoping it will clear in time for trick-or-treating this evening. 🎃