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That awkward moment when you spend days writing something and you're waiting for comments. Remind me why I do this again?

What the hell is wrong with the writers of Private Practice? Totally crying.

Just watched this week's Grey's and all I have to say is "Whut?"

It was a day of firsts (or "frists", for the 2 people on my list who will get the joke) for me today! First pot roast, first jury duty summons...I was at the courthouse all day but didn't get picked for a trial. Kinda disappointed, actually. Oh well. At least the pot roast turned out good.

Cooking my first pot roast ever today! I'll let you know how it goes - it's in the crock pot now.

My kid is freaking hilarious lately. Toddlers are so awesome.

Oh, dubstep.

We took Max to a non-parent friend's house this afternoon and he had fun and didn't destroy anything. Well, he did play in the cat's water bowl but he was super happy the whole time until it was almost his bedtime and he got a little meltdown-y. It was so much fun! Thanks for having us over, Miles.

May the 4th be with you!

Time spent on actual go-live: 30 minutes. Time spent goofing off on my iPad afterward because I couldn't fall asleep: 2 hours. Time Max woke me up this morning: 5:50 am. I'm pretty sure he and Mike are both asleep now. I got less than 3.5 hours of sleep and am now up for the day. Zzzzzzz

Most people will probably not care about this, but today I got a Learning Tower used for $65! :DAlso, I am doing a midnight interface go-live for work right now. Rawk.

Yay for working at home and living down the street from an awesome, CHEAP car detail place. Thank you Mr. Detail Man for getting the Cheerios out of my car on my lunch break!

Say you have someone on your friends list whose updates LITERALLY make your eyes roll back in your head involuntarily EVERY time (and not in the good way). Do you drop them or keep them for the LULZ?(I'm totally fine with the possibility that I might be that person for more than one of you. I'm very secure in my boringosity.)

This is my favorite weather! Why can't it stay like this instead of getting all hot and gross?

Sooooo sleeeeepy...

Wild Wing Cafe apparently thinks that a dozen means eleven wings. Oops.

In case y'all were wondering, "Chocolate Idiot Cake" is actually not idiot-proof. And I am the idiot that proves it. :-p

Ok, canines suck ass.

The Internets made me want a peanut butter sammich!

Had to take a half day so my mom could go do something. Got off work just in time for Max to be napping. How conveeeeeeenient.

Um, is it normal that my toddler suddenly doesn't eat?!

Thank you Nancy for the awesome crockpot carnitas recipe. So yummy!

Max is at Grandma's house until dinner time so we can do some spring cleaning! How sad that I'm excited about this.

This is kind of random, but if you're an Auburn University alum and can look up another alum for me, could you please PM me? It's about a red velvet cake recipe, so it's srs bzns.

Can someone explain to me why over 8 hours of sleep last night equals ridiculously tired today? I could have just stayed up all night partying! Well, no I couldn't have, but I'd probably feel the same way today if I had.