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  1. sea turtle

    Hair Loosened and Soiled in Mid Orgies

    Must be the tamest orgy ever because this smells like high end baby oil — a little powdery, a little soapy, and overall very clean. I think this is a decent "your skin but better" scent, but it's not for me. As an aside, this is the most viscous of all my Luper samples!
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    The Thirst of Unbearable Things

    The lavender note is the only thing i smell in the vial, but it literally disappears seconds after I apply this! What's left is an unremarkable plantiness and subtle sweetness from an underripe fig and some cedar wood shavings. Low/medium throw and not nearly as titillating as the poem that inspired this fragrance
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    The Lilies and Languors of Virtue 2024

    Wow, I'm surprised there are no reviews for this yet 👀 I'm not sure if I'm anosmic to the floral notes but this is fruitier and brighter than I expected, predominantly tropical but dainty sweetness. Both calla lilies and narcissus (daffodils) are rather musky and dank to me in real life and I caught a ghost of something like that when wet, but it seems to have dried off! This vaguely reminds me of CocoaPink's Just Breathe (vanilla bean, vanilla orchid, lilac, lily of the valley, cactus, exotic fruits, pale musk), which also read rather fruity and sweet to me as well so i believe it's a scent perception issue on my part.
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    Delightful Gargantuan Vagina

    Way tamer than expected! Despite having three potentially sweet notes, this is a rather dry mango with musky floral nuances in the background; I think the pink musk and incense keep this from turning into a teenaged body spray. I do catch fruity whiffs now and then but sniffing my arm directly gives me a muskier impression, which gives me the visual of a hapless traveler approaching the namesake of this perfume 🧐
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    Exhausted Couple in the Treasure Room of Love

    I get a fizzy lemon soda with a handful of lychee gummy candies. Rather bright and cheery throughout its short stay! I wish I got more of the white tea note since I love BPAL's white tea but alas
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    Collapsing Mosquito Netting

    The lilac note here reminds me a lot of Alkemia's Lilacs Along the Winding Drive with a bright, hard candy sweetness. The greenness helps tame the candy tone but not enough for my tastes. I much prefer The Lilac Wood for a lilac + (albeit, soapy) greenery perfume!
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    Wolf Moon: Green Fig & Cedar

    This is astringent! This reminds me of how my hands smell after removing newly formed figs in late summer (since they won't ripen before the season ends) and my fingers get covered in fig sap. Initially it's a nose tingling greenness, but as it warmed on my skin it grew a tiny touch sweeter and more powdery. I don't get very much cedar but I think it's there to support the chlorophyllic fig note. This reminds me a bit of Diptyque's Philosykos but Philosykos is notably milkier and sweeter while Green Fig & Cedar remains greeeeeeeeeen
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    Fig Vulva

    This smells as if you're eating a dried fig (one of the fancier, chewy ones) while browsing a quiet antique shop, complete with complete with dust particles floating through the stream of sunlight from the front window. Very heavy on the dried/earthy elements and not as fruity or creamy as I expected! I will add the caveat that my decant had about an hour's rest out of the mail.
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    The Picture of Dorian Sufganiyot

    Just commenting to say that I agree with all of the previous posters: Picture of Dorian Suf is a sweeter version of Dorian (in my case, 2023 Dorian). I will say that the difference is most prominent in the opening, but after an hour or so of wear, the two smell nearly identical to me with maaaaaaaaaybe an extra pinch of sugar in Dorian Suf.
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    Galbanum, Ti Leaf, and Balsam

    I loooooooooove galbanum so I was quite excited for this trio! Unfortunately, none of it really jived with me. It opens with a bundle of dried grass with a cabinet-y musk and dried down to a soft aquatic note😭 This is my first time trying BPAL's galbanum and balsam notes so not sure if that's how they typically smell
  11. The orange blossom goes *poof* on me almost immediately (though it was lovely during its brief visit) -- I'm left with a powdery red amber and a perfume-y pink pepper. It vaguely reminds me of Twilly de Hermes Eau Poivre (pink pepper/rose/patchouli), but without rose and more of a musky and somewhat powdery base. I rather like this but I don't see myself wearing it often, though I'll be on the lookout for other pink pepper scents in the future 💞
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    TKSnow 2023

    I'm unfamiliar with what BPAL's snow/frozen note should smell like but to me, TKSnow opens with an herbaceous lavender tempered with a sweet (but not gourmand) amber/vanilla base. The lavender is indeed quite strong but recedes quickly, leaving a faint memory of lavender in a lovely pool of the golden vanilla base.
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    Tomie

    This particular blend of sandalwood and vanilla reads very similarly to some mainstream perfume I've smelled in the past -- it reminds me of the Chanel (either No5 or Coco) that a classmate used to wear back when I was a wee one; somehow spicy and peppery and rather piquant, contrary to my expectations. The florals are quite well blended together and I have a hard time picking out a specific flower. This is surprisingly strong on me but it disappears almost entirely after 3-4 hours.
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    Coffee Cream Pie

    In the bottle, this is indistinguishable from a cup of coffee with a healthy dose of hazelnut creamer -- however, on my skin the coffee calms down considerably, settling into an intimate skin scent. I'm having a hard time discerning any chocolate but I'm also unfamiliar with BPAL's chocolate notes. If I press my nose to my arm, I get a wee bit of a bitter note that might be from the dark chocolate, but it seems more like a coffee bitterness. Surprisingly, not as sweet as it sounds!
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    News from Afar

    For some reason I don't pick up a whole lot of evergreen in this one - if it is, it's verrrry soft on me. This is a young, charming cozy amber fragrance that's a bit ubiquitous to my nose -- I get the same type of commercial vibe as RoseThornAndOak.
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