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  1. dancingchair

    Yukikeisetsu

    Wet, this is a lot of tea and hinoki on me. As it dries, it does turn powdery for a while, kind of like baby powder. After a while, it settles back into tea and hinoki with the floral frangipani coming out more. I think the honey is a delicate, floral variety, so that adds another sweet floral dimension to the whole thing. It is a little powdery, but the other notes are too strong to keep it in that territory. It ends up smelling quite clean, not entirely in a soapy way. I think that might be how the lab's white tea notes wear for me, though. I don't ever get the frost and it doesn't smell particularly chilly to me. It does smell fresh and green, dotted with newly budded flowers. Very appropriate for spring.
  2. dancingchair

    Hearth 2023

    I get a lot of smoke here, more than a subtle hint, but it's a nice smoky note and not overwhelming. The pipe tobacco note is complex and layered, with threads of rich honey and chocolate. I don't get any kind of fruitiness from the cherry wood, but it is maybe a bit spicy. I don't really get a lot of leather, though. Maybe sometimes I can detect it if I really focus. I'm still not 100% sold on smoke as a note because I'm kind of sensitive to it, but this is lovely. I'm glad I finally got to try Hearth!
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    Marshmallow Snow 2023

    Wet, this is a blast of sweet marshmallow and slushy mint. There's an undercurrent of something fruity in here, like pomegranate or plum. Looking at reviews from past years, this could definitely be a pine note because I often confuse them with something fruity and sweet. The mint ends up giving the impression of candy cane dust as this dries. I do also occasionally get a whiff of the snow note from Snow White, but the other notes drown it out. Overall, it is quite sweet and pleasant. I think I'd like it more if the trees were more identifiable as trees to my nose, but that's probably a problem with my sniffer.
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    Slug

    This is all about the dribbles of amber on me. The amber is rich and velvety. There is a fruitiness in it, too, but on me it leans more towards dark red fruits. The honey cream is pretty much exactly how I imagine creamed honey smells: viscous and a little gritty, but the honeyed sweetness is cut with rich cream. It is also buttery, but not overwhelmingly so. I think I also get a clean note in here, maybe from the amber? It's addictive to smell the combo of the clean note and the honeyed amber.
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    Hard Luck Lollipop

    At first, I just get lots of lollipop. The lollipop is cotton candy flavored, but blue cotton candy maybe. I'm not sure I can exactly pick out the petrichor, but this does smell wet. There is a note in here that smells kind of mossy that appears sometimes in the first hour. It's got that bitter, green musky smell. Maybe that's actually the petrichor? I don't really get much grit here either, but there's a wisp of sweet incense after an hour or so of wear. It kind of reminds me of Shore of the Lollipop Sea but not as tooth-achingly sweet. I like the end result with the lollipop-tinged incense quite a bit.
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    Snake Oil Hot Toddy

    Wet, I get a big blast of whiskey that immediately fades into a barrel-aged sweet note. As it dries, it reminds me a lot of Bobbing for Snake Oil because it's sweet and spiced, almost like there are mulling spices swirled at the bottom of the drink. The honey blends really well with the Snake Oil musk, so it's barely detectable. The lemon is kind of like a slice of lemon dropped into a mug of hot tea. It's not very strong, but it does add some zest to the perfume. Snake Oil and whiskey is a wonderful combo.
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    Lavender Honey Cake

    The most prominent note is the honey. It's a lovely balance between funky and floral. The cake note is, indeed, very lightly spiced. I get a breath of spices mixed in the warm yellow cake note. I usually amp spices so this is a big relief for me. The lavender note is present in the wet stage of this perfume, then fades into the honey note. It's a light and cuddly lavender, which might be why the honey absorbs it so well. This is a really nice gourmand with interesting depth. I do love the Lab's musky honey notes, though.
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    Snow Snake 2023

    Smells like Snow White combined with my bottle of 2022 Snake Oil. There's a chilly element, too. There's a component that smells like cool, melty vanilla ice cream. The Snow White flowers meld with the musks and spices of Snake Oil, so it's mostly the sweet parts that I enjoy from Snow White. I just got a decant of this because last year's Snow Snake was a red musk bomb, but this is more like the Snow White/Snake Oil combo I was imagining. I'm definitely thinking about upgrading to a bottle. It's really nice!
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    Blackberry Apple Sufganiyot

    There's lots of jammy blackberry here for me, wrapped up in delicious fried dough. I'm not sure that I get a lot of apple, either, but maybe the apple will get stronger with time. It's pretty straightforward and quite yummy.
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    Lavender Lemon Bar

    I got a small decant of this because the lemon both scared and intrigued me. I shouldn't have been so nervous because it's quite nice! The lemon is the sour curd from a tart lemon bar. The lavender is soft and sweet, keeping the lemon from getting too tart. There is a crust note lurking here, like a crumbly short bread that's kind of soggy with lemon goo from the time it's spent under the lemon curd. As it dries, the lemon and lavender fade in the background and the crust takes over. It's a bit of a bummer for me specifically because the crust is cookie-adjacent and therefore goes a bit bandaid on me. I'm more interested in lemon curd notes than I was before. I like the wet stage of this perfume, with the lemon curd and lavender. If the Lab's cookie note doesn't go weird on you, this will probably work well for you!
  11. dancingchair

    Lavender Brownie

    Wet, this is a lot of camphorous lavender backed by the gooiest brownies you can imagine. The brownie note in this is very realistic and it does smell like brownies specifically, not just chocolate or fudge. I think the lavender here is the same as the lavender in Lavender Earl Grey Cookies and Lavender Buttercream but next to the overwhelming richness of the brownie note, it feels more herbal than sweet. This has huge staying power. I wore Lavender and Brownies to bed last night and I can still smell it pretty clearly on my wrists this morning, although it's mostly just the brownies by now. The throw is perfect for me, not too strong or too faint. I'm still trying to decide how I feel about this one. I love both lavender and brownies, but I didn't like the combination at first. The wet stage definitely bites back. I've worn it a few times now and it's growing on me, though.
  12. dancingchair

    Lavender Earl Grey Cookies

    Lots of bergamot and lavender here! The lavender is the fluffy and sweet variety, like in Lavender Buttercream. This bergamot isn't too loud here, and it pairs well with the sweet lavender note. The lab's cookie note goes plastic on me sometimes but this perfume isn't plastic at all to me. I also think the cookie note is more cakey than buttery, almost like vanilla cake. I don't get a ton of the tea note, but the lavender might be absorbing it.
  13. dancingchair

    To a Wreath of Snow 2023

    The description of this as a four note chord is perfect. The lavender is loud at first, but it's a cloud of sweet lavender and not the rough and herbaceous variety. The tobacco flower is delicate and also sweet. It's the same as the note in Hagstone, I think, which is another favorite of mine. The ambergris adds a salty grit to the perfume. It's not really aquatic or clean to me, it mostly works to ground the other notes and hold back the sweetness of the perfume. I think the oudh also reads as sandalwood to me. It's a higher-pitched wood for sure. I can't really pick it out when I'm smelling my wrist up close, but I get a lot of it from the throw of the perfume. I can see why this is so popular, it's gorgeous. It's situated somewhere in the middle of Hagstone, Every Day is Halloween, and Lavender Lace to me.
  14. dancingchair

    The Picture of Dorian Sufganiyot

    Like other reviewers, this doesn't really smell fried to me. I get a rich pastry cream smell, reminiscent of Bavarian cream or a vanilla custard, wrapped in a thin layer of flaky pastry. Dorian is definitely present, and here it's powdery, like a perfumed powdered sugar finish. The tea is present but faint. The Dorian is strong enough to stop this from being too rich or foody. It's Dorian but more delicious.
  15. dancingchair

    Honeyed Pear Tart

    This one is very funky, but in a way that I like. The pear is very sweet and smells like canned pear in syrup, except the syrup is a thick ooze of honey. The honey steers this into funky town. It's the same musky honey in Honey Taffy Smut, but the pear almost makes it smell dirtier somehow. There aren't any delicate wildflower notes in this honey, it's blunt and filthy. I don't really get any tart crust, but I might be overwhelmed with thick honey goodness. It does smell like the pear disintegrates into the honey after a while and you're left with the pure musky essence of the honey note. I can definitely see how this would be too much for someone, but I adore the lab's dirty honey note. I don't think I ever got banana here, but I could be too primed to think about pears. This one is not for everyone, but maybe you'll like it if you enjoy some funky musky honey.
  16. dancingchair

    Ginger Cake With Quince And Orange Zest

    This is mostly rich ginger cake on me. It's very dense and there are more spices than just ginger in here. I think I get clove and cinnamon, maybe there's also a dash of saffron in there. The spices and bready cake note take over, but I can imagine the orange zest and quince minced up and mixed into the cake. Honestly, if I didn't know this was ginger cake, I would have assumed it was pumpkin bread. It's very yummy!
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    Mummy Milk

    This is more atmospheric than I expected! The tea-stained linen is very prominent. It's not a laundry smell, but like cloth bandages drenched in milky tea. The myrrh is more like a light cloud of incense. The embalming resins add a creepy aura to the whole thing. There is a sweetness, but it doesn't read as coconut so it must be from the condensed milk. I also get an oily note, but it's more like a funeral oil than a french fry to me most of the time. This isn't really what I expected, but it's nice. I am perpetually hoping for more coconut, but this isn't really coconutty at all. It smells clean, but different from your usual clean laundry perfume.
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    Batty Perversion

    I enjoy regular Perversion, but it is pretty sweet. I was hoping for Perversion plus leather to reign in the sweetness, but this isn't really like that on me. Wet, I get a big blast of floral perfume, like a sweet gardenia. As this dries down, it settles into a boozy perfume with a sharp floral edge. The tobacco is present under all the other loud notes, rich and chewy like the note in Perversion. The floral note is still there, loud and proud. I'm not sure where it's coming from, maybe the musk? If I had to list the notes according to how this wears on me, I'd say they were gardenia, wine, and sugared tobacco. I think that this would be a great perfume for someone who wants something that smells expensive and like a floral mainstream perfume, but that's not really for me.
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    Snootier Bat

    Wet, this is a lot of snappy black leather backed up by black musk. Black musk tends to be a a little indolic or bitter or something to me in a way that I don't like, but this black musk doesn't have that. As the perfume dries, it does become all about the sugared incense and musk. I can still smell the leather lurking in the background, but it's not very strong. The incense is soft and sweet, a little powdery. Side by side next to Snooty Bat, this perfume is much softer. The nag champa was sharp on me in Snooty Bat and there isn't a note that goes sharp here. The clove also added extra bite that isn't present in Snootier Bat. This bat might be snootier, but they are cuddly and soft when you get to know them.
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    Batty Snake Oil

    Seconding that this is like Western Diamondback without the sage or sandalwood. The leather is brown and polished. I think the other batty variations have conditioned me to expect caramel, and the Snake Oil vanilla plus leather gives the impression of caramel sweetness. I really like this one. Definitely a Snake Oil for leather fans.
  21. dancingchair

    Is He, You Know

    There is definitely something a little poopy lurking in this one. That note doesn't ruin it for me, because I went into this thinking about zombies and it's more of a sinister undertone than a primary note. It otherwise smells like a classic mossy cologne. It's a little bit sweet from the vanilla and sugar. The lavender is pretty strong at first, but after the drydown the lavender becomes a pleasant purple accent to the patchouli and moss. My skin loves to project moss, and that's what happens here. This zombie smells pretty nice, overall.
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    Batty Lace

    On me, this is all about the caramel musk and the vanilla. The caramel musk is really rich and yummy but I don't think it's too overpowering here. The vanilla balances out the musk nicely. I get dusty wisps of the linen, too, but it is more of a background note. I don't really get any of the flowers, the perfume note, or the leather. I hope the leather makes an appearance eventually. I've never tried Antique Lace before, but I can pick out the same vanilla from other perfumes I have.
  23. dancingchair

    Pumpkin Buttercream

    My sample was also smoky. I don't get much sweetness or buttercream, really. There's quite a bit of spice: mostly clove backed by cinnamon and nutmeg. I said it was smoky but it's not excessive, more like someone roasted the pumpkin over a fire. When I get whiffs of this one while I'm wearing it, I mostly get the spices.
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    A Boy and His Zombie

    This perfume is a lot of fun! Unlike Fairy Lobster Foam, the marshmallow here is pure marshmallow fluff, no milk detected. I'm kind of bad at telling cherry notes apart, but this one is like cherry pie filling. It's very gooey and sweet, but there's more than a splat on me. The lime hard candy is more of a supporting note for the marshmallow and the cherry but it is like your favorite lime green piece of rainbow candy. I don't know that it's particularly complex, but I like it. Candy in perfume is kind of iffy for me, sometimes it can be way too sweet for my liking. I think the marshmallow really helps here to temper the sweetness for me, as weird as that sounds.
  25. dancingchair

    Fig, Autumn Amber, and Tobacco

    Seconding the bougie autumn candle vibes! I don't think that's a bad thing, especially in an atmo spray. The fig is jammy and sweet, but also a little earthy. There is a spice note somewhere in here, maybe that's the autumn part of the amber? The tobacco note is more like a bowl of glowing pipe tobacco than a rich pouch of chewy tobacco. It is smoky, but it's not overwhelming the other notes. Overall, it's quite nice. It'd be good to spray on your throw pillows during October.
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