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    Lolita

    Not a terribly strong scent. Floral with a hint of citrus. Too flowery to be a candy, but too sweet to be a flower. Definitely feminine. I'm going to pass on this imp of unknown age to someone who would appreciate it more.
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    Schmendrick 2021

    Disclaimer: I don't like chamomile. This comes off as quite foodie, probably due to the sage, caramel, and raisins. It is more herbal than it is sweet. (Raisins aren't really sweet anyway.) As it dries, it smells more and more like a kitchen. Herbs and spices and some disinfectant in the cupboard. In a masculine way. I'm not really a fan. Thanks for the empty frottle though!
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    Love Me

    This is a lovely, dark red-orange in my imp of unknown age. Wet: A sweet, musky floral. As it dries, I get a bit of cola, which I love. Though the sweetness of cola is syrupy, there is a sharpness there that is not quite spice, but close. Like a warm afterthought of cinnamon. It's probably something like carnation honestly, which I usually associate with sharp spice anywho. Just a tiny bit of orange peel or something is trying to say hi as well. This is fun; I'm going to keep it!
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    Maiden

    This is nice and girly and fades quickly. It's a quite green floral. There's something almost citrusy about it as well. I like the scent of carnations but not so much white tea. I'd like some musk or spice thrown into this. Perhaps it would be good layered with something else? I'll be passing this along to someone who can appreciate it more than I. My imp is of unknown age.
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    Debauchery

    Red musk yessss I love red musk. I don't know what civet is. I tried looking it up, but all I get is a nocturnal tropical mammal. Debauchery does actually have the midnight jungle feel to it, now that I think about it. Oh HELLO now I know what it is. It's not poop but it's kind of poop. I don't know how I feel about this all of the sudden? I mean I do enjoy the complexity, and I keep on sniffing myself trying to figure out what exactly is going on. I guess this would be a nice scent for when I'm feeling like Catwoman or something. (My coworker just mentioned that the office smells nice now; I have been immediately identified as a culprit so I think I'm gaining a reputation for testing perfumes.) I'm going to keep this imp. It's a little strong for office-wear, as most of my red musks are, but maybe good for around the house or going out.
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    Samhain

    2021 Version I suppose this isn't exactly what I was expecting. The spicy apple cider is very prominent. There are damp woods, and off in the distance something sweet is cooking. It took my awhile to put my finger on the menthol, like Tiger Balm. Can't unsmell it now. As it dries, the sweetness from the apples comes out a bit more. I don't hate it, but I don't love it either. It makes my nose tickle a little bit. I may pass it on.
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    Kitsune-Tsuki

    Fruity and floral. I do think it smells feminine and "Japanese," if I may be so bold as to claim a country for the scent. I don't think I would ever wear this, but it is a quite nice blend. It might be the first I've come across that has daffodil as a note. Maybe that's why I find it especially fresh. The jasmine is not overwhelming, thankfully. The white musk is clean and prevents the whole blend from becoming household cleaner-like, and the plum gives it a sweetness that prevents it from being just another floral. My imp is of an unknown age.
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    Yggdrasil

    Wet: Very herby, very green, kinda minty. As it dries, the woodiness comes out. I think this is very fitting for a tree-based scent. My nose burns a little bit. More dry: Very sandalwoody. My office says I smell like an Indian grocer. One of my co-workers thought I was eating curry at 8:30 in the morning. Not my cup of tea. (My imp is of unknown age.)
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    Pumpkin Spice Absinthe

    I loooove this, I just wish it stayed longer!! I adore pumpkin spice, and the addition of the absinthe freshens it and makes it sparkle. I wouldn't call this boozy, but it's definitely yummy. I associate absinthe with a strong licorice-like flavor, but surprisingly that sharpness is absent here. Like I said, I just wish the freshness that pops when it's immediately wet on my skin would linger longer. It fades away, but the scent as a whole lasts a long while after. I have a third of a bottle of this that I purchased, and I'm thinking I need to get my hands on some more... (I have the 2021 edition; please let me know if this review needs to go elsewhere! I couldn't find the proper thread.)
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    Wicked

    I have an imp of unknown age. It's a quite feminine scent, frankly. The jasmine and myrrh are both strong, and I suppose there is a bit of rose I can pick up as well. This isn't for me unfortunately. Way too floral, and it bugs my nose a bit in that burning way.
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    Coyote

    I have an imp of unknown age. Upon first sniff on my wrist, I thought I was picking up leather. This smells like burnt sienna; a warm brown. There's a sweetness somewhere here. The leatheriness fades away quickly to reveal the dirt and grass and musk. It's dusty for sure, and smells very natural (as in nature). It smells like clean mammals. It's starting to tickle my nose the wrong way unfortunately. I think it's a great concept, executed very well, but just not for me.
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    Marshmallow Chick Sanguinem Menstruum

    The copper tang of blood musk, swept by a cloud of dying bees and red poppies of madness, drizzled over a freshly-microwaved marshmallow treat. I got a free decant of this, dated April 2019. What a treat! Wet on my skin there is just a little sweetness, not cloying or syrupy at all. The musk is honestly the dominating note. However, there's a gourmand note here that I can't quite put my finger on... it's... Toasty! I think what's surprising to me is that this is much more salty than it is sweet. What does salty smell like, you wonder? Well, here you go. I like this a lot I think, it's very interesting and I keep on wanting to sniff myself!
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    Jareth

    I purchased a lab bottle of this for my partner, who loves Bowie. Wet on my skin: Ooo, this is nice. I do get a bit of the vanilla, and I'm not even sure what else. Some of the musk, I'm sure. As it dries down, the leather and oudh become more apparent to me. I'm usually not a fan of these notes, but I'm glad my partner likes this blend. They feel it's very sexy. I've just done a bit of reading about what a fougere is, and I do agree that Jareth belongs in that class of colognes. "Woody, sharp, and slightly sweet." I don't have too much experience with tonka but I do think it's contributing to this aura. Now if only all leathery blends could be this nice on me...
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    Marie

    I have an imp of unknown age. This is quite a simple scent in theory, but very pleasant and well-blended. I think I like violets? As long as they don't turn soapy. I like that the rose is just an afterthought here. This makes me feel fancy in an tea and crumpets sort of way, lace doilies and all. I don't think I'd wear it regularly but I am excited to try out more scents that feature violets.
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    Baghdad

    I have an imp of this that I won in a giveaway. I can only assume it's an original and not the Resurrected variety. Wet on my skin - wow, I'm instantly transported to some bazaar selling wooden crafts, intricate fabrics, and incense. The sandalwood, saffron, and nutmeg seem to be the power players here for me. There is a hint of stinkiness that I can't quite put my finger on, of the wood/earth variety. As it dries down, the rose and some powderiness becomes apparent. There's a hint of citrus, too. This is a lovely scent, and it's kinda of a bummer that it's been discontinued. Such fun to try out and test it!
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    Kubla Khan

    I have an imp of unknown age. Wet on my wrist, this is quite perfumey. I can definitely pick up the florals (jasmine, lilies, roses, etc.) and there is a bit of sweetness for sure. It's quite complex I think, but it is coming off as a bit soapy unfortunately. This isn't quite what I was expecting from the name of "Kubla Khan," I guess. I will pass this one on to someone who will enjoy it more!
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    Vice

    First sniff, this smells kind of like the prep soap that we use in the embalming room. That's not a great thing. I have an imp of unknown age. I do get black cherry and chocolate, and I suppose that extra little sumthin sumthin is the orange blossom. The icky scent luckily fades away as it dries down. This is interesting, but I don't think that I need to keep it. It is kind of making me crave something sweet though...
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    Jazz Funeral

    I have an aged imp from 2014. As others have noted, it's not as boozy as it is when fresh. There's only the slightest hint of cocktail, and that might just be my imagination. I'm not a big fan of florals, but the magnolia and miscellaneous other funeral flowers are blended so nicely with the other notes. I'm also not a big fan of mosses in general, as they make me nauseous, but it's surprisingly not bothering me here. This would be a nice, everyday, spring scent! It's a garden party that got rained on, it's melancholy and sweet at the same time. I can't stop sniffing myself; everytime I do, I get something a little different. Two funeral directors I work with like it on me as well (though we don't live anywhere near NOLA, just sayin'). I'm hesitant to purchase a bottle however, since this imp is so old... I guess I could consider putting one away for some years, but I'd rather just keep an eye out to see if anybody's selling.
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    Black Rose

    This feels very Midwest grandma on me. It's fairly green, surprisingly. I am going to pass on this imp of unknown age to someone who appreciates roses more, because I don't really. If there was more musk, it might've been a different story.
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    Étienne De Boray Oak

    Oh gosh, no thank you. There is something quite peppery present here. There are quite a few notes here that I typically shy away from. As it dries, it gets surprisingly quite perfumey, maybe because of the pine cutting through the mosses mosses and moldy lavender. The honey, which I couldn't detect at first, also comes out to play in a golden, non-syrupy way. I got this tester/decant for free and while I appreciate trying something I would never purchase for myself, I can't help but feel like it's been wasted on me!
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    Port Royal

    Mmm, this is yummy! There is some sort of citrus at play here, and the wood is very apparent as well. The rum is soft and unoffensive for an alcohol. Trying to pick out the prostitute's perfume, I suppose there's some sort of floral in here? Oh no, as it dries, I am getting this bubblegum note that others have also noted. I wonder if it's partly the clove's fault. My nose is starting to burn after repeatedly sniffing myself. I like this, but I don't LOVE it. I think I'm going to try it on my partner's skin and see what we think from there. Thank you labbies for the frimp!
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    Jack

    Mmmm I kinda smell like a pumpkin patch! There's some pulpiness there, some breadiness from the nutmeg, and then the peach as well. This started off such a winner, but as it dries down, the peach becomes more prominent and I just don't like it. It's the nauseous stomach acid fake peach smell that we use in the states. If you could remove this from the scent, I would love it!
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    Robin Goodfellow

    I took a sniff out of my lab frimp and it's not looking promising, folks. Wet on my skin it is very masculine and cologne-like. There is definitely a woody element, and unfortunately moss as well, which I'm not a fan of. There is a hint of sage, which is an interesting touch. I do like many musk scents, so it's probably its presence that has got me on the fence here about Robin Goodfellow. I guess wood and moss centered blends are just not my thing, usually.
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    Van Van

    I have a nearly full, clean looking imp of unknown age. Immediately I get hit with some sort of yellow lemon - lemon balm? Lemon verbena? Lemongrass? There is some sugar there but the metallic aspect is more prominent to me. Like a sexy mechanic who is addicted to lemon drops or something. There is the slightest bit of floral there, perhaps rosy, but not enough to turn me off of it. Maybe a slight vanilla note as well! All in all, this is a quite interesting blend. I think it would be a great spring/summer scent. I'd like to try layering this before deciding on whether or not to keep the imp or maybe go larger.
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    The Forest Reverie

    Yup, I get the opium right away. It's quite bitter and metallic. There's a hint of sweetness, perhaps coming from the grape vine, but it's sort of a sickly combination. The lilies and roses don't do much to soften it for me. I'd say it's quite a masculine scent; a woodsman who is bringing his fresh catch from the lake back to the cabin. It just isn't working for me though. This testing was a fresh from the lab frimp.
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