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Now Janine Kovac admits everyone was right. Only after complaining that "the non-moms" were having hissy fits, but ok: http://t.co/etKwGuZ5

Ooh, @sopercussion is performing right down the road in Queens this year! Awesome!

Of course, it would be cats. #cats http://t.co/JoaIr11k

"The Heather Blazing," by Colm Tóibín, and "Come On All You Ghosts," by Matthew Zapruder. Am already half in love with Matthew Zapruder.

Someone outside is blaring "Don't Be Cruel" from their car speakers. WTF?

Tonight: breakfast for dinner. Woo!

V excited to go use my gift certificate at @McNallyJackson tonight!

People are STILL discussing whether Beyoncé lip-synced? Nearly two weeks later? You're fucking kidding me, right?

Ok, since @RonHogan apologized for the Edmund Fitzgerald thing, I guess I won't be filing for divorce.

Just so you all know, I'll be filing for divorce from @RonHogan in the morning.

Why oh why can I not write like Jim Shepard? Why?

Doesn't dropping the mic damage some fairly expensive electronic equipment?

AAAAAARRRRGH TWITTER WHEN ANY AWARDS SHOW IS ON TV AAAAAAAAARRRRGH SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP #SAGAwards

O my Luve's like a red, red #Bqhatevwr/That's newly sprung in June

.@rupertmurdoch Actually, Ace, the phrase is "climate change." Maybe you should read up on it before making ignorant remarks like that one.

Weekend read: "@GuardianBooks: Mary Beard: I almost didn't feel such generic, violent misogyny was about me http://t.co/OGTQEUUq"

Wait a minute, wait a minute. There are still people in the world who take @SarahPalinUSA *seriously*? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA >>keeling over<<

.@joeyx666 @Gateau @RonHogan @lmc Ok, all you enabling mofos, I got one. HAPPY NOW???

I don't need another Moleskine, right? Even if it's a Star Wars Moleskine, right?

THX! @GuerrillaGsOT #FF @reellives @TlalocRivas@thunder_maker @a8bhatia @LtlRedX @GDolske @theBoBartlett @ZoeKipping @Marshallshero

Ok, the third sequence of this video is the greatest thing I've ever seen on the Internet: http://t.co/YDl9ZIe1

Dear World: while you're shutting up about Beyoncé, can you also STFU already about Manti Te'o? BASTA, ALREADY.

Could someone explain to me why anyone gives a flying fuck whether Beyoncé lip-synced or didn't? Serious question.

Oh, @realDonaldTrump is pretending to give a shit about people being out of work? How frightfully droll.

On my way to rehearsal. Hoping I don't keel over halfway through.