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Bought fruit candies from fruit candy selling kids on the 4. One of them asked me where I got my shoes. Not sure how to interpret all this.

So @chuckwoolery is now hawking catheters in late-night ads? How apt, on so many levels.

Now that's what I call truth in advertising! http://t.co/3n1oxL6F3K

See's Candy, mofos! #fb

I don't have much to say about Trump, but I'm tweeting about him because it drives him crazy to see the hashtag #FuckFaceVonClownstick

Also: goddamned freezing.

So basically, Luhrman is making "Gatsby" into a remake of "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory." Yep, sounds like a must-see, all right!

Good article by Andrew Leonard; remind me to cross the street if I ever see "Qworty." "Wikipedia’s Shame" http://t.co/15CoGj4XSd via @Salon

Public service announcement: if you're able to see the encore of the @MetOpera HD performance of Giulio Cesare, *go.*. Seriously.

Eugenie Kaye is my new favorite person: http://t.co/JaHPrttHLQ

Ok, are they actually kidding me? Serious bullshit. http://t.co/VzjNTt7D56

And actually, don't be wearing it in the first place.

Dude next to me on the bus is all up himself, but uses his index finger to poke out emails on his iPhone.

And Neruda gets one step closer to taking it all on April 30 @Powells #PoetryMadness

If I have to hear one more thing about the goddamned Paleo diet I'm going to go after someone with a stone club.

This is the most righteously stupid thing I've seen since, I dunno, Tom Green. http://t.co/NZrrBqj1Xi

You know, I have to say it: I'm beginning to think that Jeff Zucker is perhaps not such a bright fellow. http://t.co/ZQS1nFtfAn

Thanks for all the anniversary wishes, everyone! We're planning to have a nice salty day.

Intermission at terrific @sopercussion concert (Is there any other kind?) in Queens!

Prediction for @Powells: Neruda will win it all. #PoetryMadness

One of my guests flaked on the ticket he bought, so I have one ticket to #CarnegieHall for a Sunday afternoon concert. Free to 1st asker!

Wait a minute. @Powells is seriously putting Louise Glück up against W.S. Merwin? Is that meant to be some sort of joke?

Moz has lots of opinions: http://t.co/nB5MTSluFF

I would bet $100 that upon investigation, that hypothesis would be proven correct.

Every time I hear Lizst, I think of Roger Daltrey. Fuck you, Ken Russell.