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I have one free ticket to my choral performance at Carnegie Hall tomorrow night. Let me know if you're interested!

Yeah, too bad there were no armed officers at the Empire State Building earlier this year when 11 were shot. Oh, wait. #NRAargument

It is v v important for @cielamara to look at the Google Doodle today.

Mythbusting: Israel and Switzerland are not gun-toting utopias http://t.co/4tYFeOBK

The @NRA: A Lobby for Criminals http://t.co/aDitvnRM

And...at least one NRA member here on Twitter yammering predictably about "protecting my home" and "personal responsibility." Unreal.

The Museum of Mathematics is about a block away from the Museum of Sex. I'm sure that means something but I don't know what.

So, has anyone owned up to putting that awful jacket on the monkey yet?

Dude on New Jersey Transit bus whistling "Colonel Bogey's March." Although he probably thinks of it as the "Comet It Makes you Vomit" song.

Just started War and Peace. My book club's book this time, believe it or not. Although we gave ourselves two months to read it.

Well, @BretEastonEllis, at least you can take comfort in the knowledge that no one will ever consider you overrated for any reason.

Most people don't use the word "raiments" in everyday speech. But @RonHogan isn't most people.

This actually sounds good, but I'd actually rather not see "chopped," "salad," and "fingers" in the same sentence: http://t.co/vviUVKU8

An episode of "To Catch a Thief" with Joseph Cotten *and* Cesar Romero? Oh, we are SO WATCHING THIS.

So it turns out that Judson Phillips is an idiot who doesn't know how to read. Wow, who ever would have guessed? http://t.co/59cv8Z4x

Even good looking men look pretty goofy in tuxedos, really.

Ah, I see I'm on the crazy train this evening again. Awesome.

Well, that didn't take long: I turned off Liz and Dick after 15 minutes. Bleccch.

My, that @chrisbrown seems like such a nice fellow. Witty and intelligent, too.

Anyone use Zootool? How is it?

Text from my mother just now: "Do you have yourac bool air with you?" Um, I dunno.

Why in the hell does my cat like to take a dust bath? Is this normal?

HAHAHAHAHAHA. ::keeling over:: http://t.co/2kliVo9N

The chorus I sing with has a new website. Check it out! And come to the concert on December 22, too: http://t.co/mEKnSdbH

This is good: “@HumanityCritic: Throatchop Politics: Dear White People, calm the fuck down - http://t.co/IiXPFKh6”