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Nothing can ruin my evening quite like a Stockwellepisode. #fb

i suppose it would be ridiculous for me to ask why "African Booty Scratcher" is trending.

I really don't care what it takes; I'm going to fly on this plane: http://t.co/R1YLkuNO

A majority of the Hello Kitty Supreme Court. http://t.co/PGjjD2sH

Man, I never noticed until recently what a depressing song "You Are My Sunshine" is. #fb

Watching "The Strange One." Nothing homoerotic about this picture. Nope, not a thing. #fb

So, is it safe to come back on Twitter now? #oscars

One of the best recitals I've seen in ages tonight at Alice Tully Hall: @GeraldFinley and @juliusdrake performing Loewe, Schubert, et al.

Ok, I've finally decided I'm Muppet impaired. It take a big person to admit it.

Make the Mormon of your choice posthumously gay for eternity. (h/t Howard Berkey) http://t.co/OoatSusK

Hannibal BASE jumping off an office building to fake Giorgio Moroder. Awesome. #ateam

As I said, this may be Rush Limbaugh's Army-McCarthy moment: http://t.co/ZO3tAAJp #HateRadio

Rush Limbaugh is trying to paint himself as a satirist now? A-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ::keeling over::

RT @TheDailyEdge: #GOP Faces Enthusiasm Problem, Especially Among Women Who Don't Want Vaginas Probed w/Metal Wands for No Medical Reason

Ok, so Sockerbit on Christopher Street is pretty much the best candy store EVER. You should go there RIGHT NOW.

Ok, the Oreo's birthday was actually yesterday, but you know what I mean.

Ladysmith Black Mambazo are as awesome as ever. #fb

Hunkering down in the living room. You are not going to get me on public transport today, nuh-uh.

Now is the time of year where all I really care to do is sit around eating Cadbury Creme Eggs and stale Peeps.

Another reason to love Robert Vaughn, as though you needed one. http://t.co/Mh7jtMAp

So, am I the only person who thinks "Ravenous" is a comedy? Really?

Tim Tebow in NYC. Hoo boy. Well, with any luck he'll get around to reading Matthew 6:5 and 6:6 before then, but I don't have high hopes.

Yes, that's right, mofos: I watch The A-Team UNIRONICALLY.

How is it I've taken all these years to see Ross McElwee's "Sherman's March"?

Very excited to be on a date with @RonHogan here at @PublicTheaterNY to see Elevator Repair Service's Gatz! #GatzPlay