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I admit it: I am amused by calling Michael Buble "Michael Bubble."

RT @JohnFugelsang: Actually the Affordable Care Act isn't a 'Blueprint for Socialism,' you're thinking of the New Testament.

I'll always fondly remember the time Jesse Helms referred to Kim Jong Il as "Kim Jong 2."

Please please please someone tell me it's true that Rick Perry referred to Kim Jong Il as "Kim Jong the Second." Please. I'll be so happy.

Yay, the Rick Perry story is true! http://t.co/s4Q8WvVs

Dear Henry Alford, I love you v v much. I would like to send you a bag of potato chips.

It's been brought to my attention that there are people who do not, in fact, eat Chinese food on Christmas. Huh.

Watching "Whatever Happened to Baby Jane." Did Bette Davis like *any* other actress?

Supposed to be a high of 27F on Tuesday. Will be a lot of fun going back to work that day.

Apologies to @WE; I meant @WEtv.

One of the problems with The A-Team movie: Sharlto Copley is about 50 times better looking than Bradley Cooper.

I wonder how Joe Dallesandro explains the cover of Sticky Fingers to his grandchildren? #fb

This may be my last tweet before the ants in our kitchen take over and carry us away.

I don't know about you, but I like this cover of "Take on Me" lots better than the original. http://t.co/LKYHcfaz

Operavore just played @GeraldFinley singing "Batter My Heart" from "Dr. Atomic." Best thing I saw performed on the Met Stage in 25 years.

Hey @WQXRClassical, I heart you and all, but you know: there *are* other baritones in the world other than Bryn Terfel.

I think I've created a kale monster. HALP!

You know, IJWTS that there's something fucked up when instead of talking to my husband, who's sitting in back of me, I tweet to him. Hi hon!

Dear me. RT @NY1headlines: Opossum Spotted On Manhattan-Bound D Train http://t.co/2MK3My6E

Yay, Nicolai Gedda on @WQXRClassical!

Why the hell did The A-Team never have an episode where they had to bust an evil mofo who ran a puppy mill? A grievous error, I feel.

Fred Thompson endorsed Newt? Is this some sort of prank or something? #fb

RT @JohnFugelsang: 170K women will now be unable to get Planned Parenthood mammograms, because Komen cares so much about life.

RT @NYPostOpinion Extroverts destroy the world http://t.co/YAcwsriv (Sorry about the News Corp. retweet, but stopped clock twice a day.)

Doing color commentary for the Puppy Bowl must be the best job EVER. #PuppyBowl