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.@jeffreymcmanus Do you think you'll be able to make @chuckwoolery's head explode tonight?

1 of 5 stars to Everything Matters! by Ron Currie http://t.co/e1RmjS66

.@jeffreymcmanus @chuckwoolery Yeah, but it's so much easier than actually thinking.

It's probably quite naive of me, but I'm kind of shocked that in 2012, people are still using "co-ed" to describe a female college student.

Great review of Charles Kesler's "I Am the Change," by Mark Lilla. http://t.co/OjGrVJZK

.@MittRomney Hope you're both enjoying #MittZingers, btw. It's trending.

So in the last 24 hours, my husband called me senile and my mother called me fat. Anyone else want to get in on this? Lots of epithets left.

Which way is the living room, now? I know I left it here somewhere.

.@Zoya_NailPolish FYI: I don't buy from retailers who congratulate me for buying their goods. The phrase you're looking for is "Thank you."

4 of 5 stars to Sybil Exposed by Debbie Nathan http://t.co/z3vnu8SP

.@chuckwoolery Not nearly as much as it must hurt you to have no clue what any of them mean.

So, does Dr. Drew practice in the mirror to perfect that faux-empathetic thing he does with his lips?

QOTD from@RonHogan: "You know, tonight is the perfect night to watch The Jazz Singer." I guess this is what I get for marrying a gentile.

We could call it Romnesia: the ability of the v rich to forget the context in which they made their money. http://t.co/ZYtsLzJE

Oh god, are the fucking Emmys tonight? Buh-bye for now, Twitter. I'll come back when you're readable again.

Our house looks like a scene from "The Lost Weekend," except with Mallowmar boxes scattered around instead of liquor bottles.

Now this is funny. @robdelaney RT @MittRomney: If @BarackObama cannot lead his own party, how can he lead America? http://t.co/6wpjlQDR”

Ok, officially sick of lying in bed watching true crime. #sickasadog

Interesting column from @NickKristof about Islamic fundamentalism: http://t.co/4dlpTFL8

Head is no longer swollen. Now I'm just coughing up both lungs. It's not much of an improvement, but hey. #sickasadog

.@chuckwoolery Nah, you're not senile. Senility implies that you had some decent mental capacity in the first place.

I am positive that if I looked in the mirror right now I would find my head had swollen to 3 times its normal size. #sickasadog

.@chuckwoolery Fortunately, you seem to have a very long way to go before you ever have to worry about that.

This may be the most poorly reasoned opinion piece I've ever seen. The author should be embarrassed. http://t.co/3lTEKO3o

Ate a deformed apple. Now feel kind of demoralized.