coolbananamonkey

wow. you know you're online so much when you go to weather.com and scroll down to look at the comments... >.

i just remembered that Katie is a terrifying person to ride in a car with

i literally cringe whenever i see papyrus or comic sans

DAMIANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

harold j winter, you are a very very bad man, and you WILL get yours. asshole.

has spent all morning disputing transactions that a fucktard made by stealing my account information and using it to buy video games and porn. i better get the 100+ dolllars back soon...

fangirl and proud of it

fiat 500s are sooooo cute

the nightman cometh

Hi, are you the one selling the possets on livejournal? I would love love love ID, the girls love limeys, giddy, fireflies,flossing and ribbands!

omg i'm so good at online shopping

Beady, you're my favorite.

hmph

my favorite food: bacon wrapped anything

i cant wait til im actually 52 so i can feel like how i look >:l

" I danced my heart out last night"

you know you got it, if it makes you feel good

to the girls starting college this fall:rain boots are a must. they aren't an excessive accessory,and if you don't get some before school starts, think of this when your suede vans get not-so-suede-y.

Last night was wonderful, today was awesome, and i am just feeling bubbly and stupendous all around

What's on your mind?

Your feelings are more important, of course. Of course!

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loooove the saxy solos in edge of glory and t.g.i.f.

I like to wear my shower cap like a beret and pretend i am le french.

oh my goodness. i love free things.