StevenBoatman
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Hmm...go to bed a decent hour? Or stay up and play Kingdom Hearts until my eyeballs pop like popcorn? Decisions, decisions...
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There are many types of fear in the world.Nothing quite compared to the panic one feels when, during lunch, one looks down and realizes that part of a time on one's plastic fork is missing...and there's no trace of it on the table or floor.
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Huh. In our digital billboards in the call center, they actually have something acknowledging Rosh Hashanah. Well done on the acknowledging diversity thing!
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So I have the barest of bare-bones outline for my NaNoWriMo story. It's tough, not being able to actually flesh it out until November, but maybe that'll give me the motivation to actually finish it. xDAlso, I just obtained my Adagio holiday tea sampler and holy crap-the chestnut tea smells amazing!
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All these notifications about Ebola in the Trending feed are starting to read like the event log from a game of Plague, Inc....God? It's Steven. Put down the smartphone and back away with your hands up. No more Plague for you!
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There's an old folk saying: obsessions are like fire and water--good servants, but bad masters. See the point is: do you rule your obsession, or does your obsession rule you?~WILSON WILSON, JR., Home Improvement
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How do we fix your vision? By blinding you with bright lights and puffs of air applied directly to your eyes, of course!
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“After a while you learn the subtle differenceBetween holding a hand and chaining a soul,And you learn that love doesn’t mean leaning And company doesn’t mean security,And you begin to learn that kisses aren’t contractsAnd presents aren’t promises,And you begin to accept your defeatsWith your head up and your eyes openWith the grace of a woman, not the grief of a child,And you learn to build all your roads on today,Because tomorrow’s ground is too...
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"Every single call I take,As I fix all your mistakes,Every screw up that I get,Still, I haven't lost it yet.After every dumb mistake,And every single phone you break,All the crazies that I get,But I still haven't lost it yet.I hate everything about you,Why do I help you?I hate everything about you,Why do I help you?"
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"You, therefore, have no excuse, you who pass judgment on someone else, for at whatever point you judge another, you are condemning yourself, because you who pass judgment do the same things. Now we know that God’s judgment against those who do such things is based on truth. So when you, a mere human being, pass judgment on them and yet do the same things, do you think you will escape God’s judgment? Or do you show contempt for the riches of his kindness, forbearance and patien...
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You know, staring at a computer at work all day causes a fair amount of eye strain. It's exponentially worse when you don't have glasses.I'm reaaaaaaaaaaaaally ready to get a new pair. x_x
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"As long as the problems of the poor are not radically resolved by rejecting the absolute autonomy of markets and financial speculation and by attacking the structural causes of inequality, no solution will be found for the world’s problems or, for that matter, to any problems." .. (Pope Francis)[i love this Pope. I'm not Catholic, but he might just be able to make me convert.]
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Our wisdom flows so sweet. Taste and see.TRANSMIT - initiate cephalopod signal - RECEIVE - innate cutle-ink frequency - HANDLE WITH CARE - inhale the Chernobyl syntax - AVOID CONTACT WITH SKIN - initiate the eel mucous lexicon - HARMFUL OR FATAL IF SWALLOWED - flip the Ace of Ruin - WITNESS - The FilthIt Creeps through the crawly cracks of 3AM. That weird dimension. There are thoughts that can only hatch in the human skull at 3AM. It is always 3AM somewhere. It is happening right now. A...
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Lesson learned: Being (mostly) without your glasses is fine when you're well rested. But if you get tired? Welcome to headache city.Thankfully I have an appointment Friday to get a new pair.
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.........FOOTSTEPS JUST STOPPED RIGHT OUTSIDE MY APARTMENT DOOR HOLY MOTHER OF CHEEZEWHIZ I AM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW HALP.
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"A soldier so brave he doesn't need a gun, can keep the whole world safe."~Clara Oswald, "Doctor Who: Listen"
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"What's that in the mirror and the corner of your eye?What's the footstep following, but never passing by?Perhaps they're not just waiting, perhaps when we're all deadOut they'll come a-slithering from underneath the bed."