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StevenBoatman

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  1. Stiiillllll waiting on the maintenance man to come and check the water heater.

  2. How has my Sunday been so far, you ask?Well, let's see....first I woke up to a notice that I had gotten an unauthorized $60 charge to my account. Then I discovered that my water heater is leaking-apparently the bottom is rusted out and it's not holding water like it should. So I had to call our emergency maintenance line and have someone come out to fix it. In the meantime, I have a hot water tap running (to relieve pressure), paper towels around the tank to absorb water, and damp not-quite...

  3. Bwahahaha. The Google Play Newsstand app has been updated with the new Material Design look. That means Android L must be getting closer to release! (rubs hands in anticipation)

  4. "Jesus said to him, “If you would be perfect, go, sell what you possess and give to the poor, and you will have treasure in heaven; and come, follow me.” ~Matthew 19:21"All the believers were one in heart and mind. No one claimed that any of their possessions was their own, but they shared everything they had. With great power the apostles continued to testify to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus. And God’s grace was so powerfully at work in them all that there were no nee...

  5. Well, this is an alarming development. Apparently my laptop charger doesn't actually...charge. Keeping it plugged in allows the computer to run, but the battery is still at about 2%, even after being on the charger all night.Yay. XD

  6. "That's a Nosferatu, Sadie!""Nosferatu? Is that what is sounds like?""Wha-what does it sound like?""A leftover Scrabble rack played as a bluff. Nosferatu...get a double word score and that's 24 points!"

  7. Darn you, Night Vale! Now I'm addicted to The Thrilling Adventure Hour...specifically the Sparks Nevada, Marshal on Mars segments. XD. Who knew that all it would take to get me interested in westerns would be mixing one with sci-fi? XD

  8. So. General announcement for those that don't know. I got a new phone number. Message me for the new one!

  9. Do not stand at my grave and weep,I am not there; I do not sleep.I am a thousand winds that blow,I am the diamond glints on snow,I am the sun on ripened grain,I am the gentle autumn rain.When you awaken in the morning’s hushI am the swift uplifting rushOf quiet birds in circling flight.I am the soft starlight at night.Do not stand at my grave and cry,I am not there; I did not die.~Mary Elizabeth Frye, "Do Not Stand At My Grave And Weep"

  10. 'Ello lovelies! I have an Ello account now! You can find me @protoomega. Follow and friend me if you like!

  11. Thinking I may shut my Facebook page down soon. If you don't already have my email addy or phone number, message me and I'll send them your way (assuming you want to be able to contact me, lol).

  12. Ah. Playing the Tailgate Game always cheers me up!

  13. W-w-why a-am I s-s-so c-c-cold?

  14. "Makin' up a song about Coraline! She's a peach, she's a doll, she's a pal of mine!She's as cute as a button In the eyes of everyone who ever laid their eyes on Coraline When she comes around exploring Mom and I will never, ever make it boring.Our eyes will be on Coraline"

  15. "Blessed be Your nameWhen the sun's shining down on meWhen the world's 'all as it should be'Blessed be Your nameBlessed be Your nameOn the road marked with suffering Though there's pain in the offering Blessed be Your name"

  16. Is that a fever I feel coming on? Oh joy. Just what I wanted.I'm taking some Nyquil and waiting for it to KO me.

  17. Oh dear. Someone's....what's that phrase? Throwing shade?#BendGate #IDontEvenCareIfItIsntTrue #Thisisstillgoodshtuff

  18. “This is the chemical formula for love:C8H11NO2+C10H12N2O+C43H66N12O12S2dopamine, seratonin, oxytocin.It can be easily manufactured in a lab, but overdosing on any of them can cause schizophrenia, extreme paranoia, and insanity.Let that sink in.”— Unknown

  19. WWWEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNIIIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!*initiating Kermit flail in 3..2..1..*

  20. A small sampling of banned books.Support free speech and read a banned book today!

  21. “If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen.”— Henry David Thoreau

  22. “Every gun that is made, every warship launched, every rocket fired signifies, in the final sense, a theft from those who hunger and are not fed, those who are cold and not clothed. This world in arms is not spending money alone. It is spending the sweat of its laborers, the genius of its scientists, the hopes of its children. This is not a way of life at all in any true sense. Under the cloud of threatening war, it is humanity hanging from a cross of iron.”— Dwight D. Ei...

  23. And then there are the days when you find out that you screwed up something at work, and you feel horrible and stupid and like a complete failure of a human being.

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