StevenBoatman

Sigh. I really don't have the patience for this today.

(Cactoid Jim)One summer day a cowboy strayed way from his lonesome trail Where by a stream he spied his dream, a cowgirl fair and pale(The Red Plains Rider) There in his eyes she heard the sighs of crying steel guitars Sweet music swelled, and then they fell(Together) Twas written in the stars(Cactoid Jim )The leaves turned brown and tumbled down when lo their paths did twine "Since summer's passed,"(The Red Plains Rider )The cowboy asked, (Cactoid Jim )"Does your heart be...

Loving Android Lollipop so far!

"Here's to us!Here's to you and me!Add the bottle and that makes three.Who needs high sobriety?Here's to us!Let's knock 'em back 'til We're out of knocks.Try 'em all like Goldilocks.Pass the bottle and skip the rocks,Here's to us!Here's looking at us, kid,A little...lubricated.In booze we trust, kid.Walkin' a straight line's so overrated.It seems so long we've been without!Pour me a drop to end this drought,Bottoms up 'til we bottom out-Here's to us!To the drop of a hat,...

“If anyone thinks that Christians regard unchastity as the supreme vice, he is quite wrong. The sins of the flesh are bad, but they are the least bad of all sins…. According to Christian teachers, the essential vice, the utmost evil, is Pride. Unchastity, anger, greed, drunkenness, and all that, are mere fleabites in comparison: it was through Pride that the devil became the devil. Pride leads to every other vice: it is the complete anti-God state of mind.”— C.S. Lewis

For any of my NaNo/writer peeps (or anyone who's curious about body language in general) here's some helpful tips from Doctor of Clinical Psychology, Carolyn Kaufman.

There was a gnat.I caught the gnat in my hand.Now I am sitting here confused with the gnat still trapped in my fist, wondering "Well, I caught it. Now what do I do with it?" o.O

*The Steven is laying in bed, playing on his phone**loud THUMP emits from unknown location**The Steven is laying on the floor of his closet, wide eyed and startled*

Since I've seen this going around, let's all learn the real facts: http://www.snopes.com/politics/religion/houston.asp

It's almost time for NaNoWriMo! Who on my friends list is participating this year?

Some days even my favorite BPALs don't help.

And BOOM goes the Android dynamite! Welcome to Android 5.0 Lollipop!

Well, a bit of rest at lunch and break got me down from "shrieking mortal agony" to "dull roaring throb."

Recipe for a Steven:1 part crick in neck2 parts developing headache1 part sensory processing overload1 dash of noise sensitivity1 pinch irritation at annoying people1 large dollop of sleepinessStir well, cook on simmering heat for 8 hours, and serve

Does anyone else ever hear a song (for me, usually a slow one. "Almost Lover" is a prime example), and just have the urge to go dance to it in the rain? Or the snow?No? Just me? Oh, okay.

Curled up in in front of the (virtual) fire, listening to slow/sad songs and lazily browsing the internet (with occasional breaks for laundry). Not a bad way to spend a Saturday.

I want to go stand out in the rain.

Here's a lullaby, for anyone who wants to fly, from their hometown where people drown, and where the townies die.This old library, has thirty books and one dictionary.But thats ok, no one reads anyway,we all watch tv.So here's your lullaby.No boy, don't cry.Just rest your head and go to bed,your time will come to fly...away.Never today, just dream your life away.Sleep(vocalising)All the dogs will die.They just can't seem to stay alive.Cause in this town, our cop shoots t...

Scent of the Day: MoroccoIt's soft enough for wearing at work, but still warm and comforting. Like when you pull your favorite fluffy blanket out of the dryer and it's delightfully warm and snuggly.

*dances out of the bathroom and is humming to self*"Rubber Ducky, you're the one,You make bath time lots of fun,Rubber Ducky, I'm awfully fond of you"(Tl;dr-The Steven is no longer grumpy or stinky!)

Well...the good news is that I have a new water heater which doesn't leak!The less good news is that it doesn't seem to be heating the water. Like, at all.

"The circus arrives without warning.No announcements precede it, no paper notices on downtown posts and billboards, no mentions or advertisements in local newspapers. It is simply there, when yesterday it was not."

Ack. Now Possets Perfumes has a 'Weenie line! I want them. I want all the 'Weenie things.

I need a murderstabbyface emoticon. Badly.

"Well, now it's as clear as day.""Yes. A very foggy day. Viewed through filthy windows. With closed eyes."