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StevenBoatman

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  1. Soooo...anyone interested in moving? I was thinking maybe Canada, but I'm not so good with the driving on ice and snow and such. How about the UK? Is the weather okay there?I just think it's time to ditch this sinking ship.

  2. Polls will be closing soon, so here's your heads up: If you didn't vote, you have officially lost all right to complain about our elected officials and the job they do. I don't care who you are, if you surrendered by not voting then your opinion doesn't mean anything.So if your polls are still open, get out and VOTE!

  3. Who has two thumbs and has voted? This guy!Now y'all get out there and do your civic doodies before I tan your hides!

  4. Desk moving day at work. Bleh!

  5. "A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the wisest men." ~Willy Wonka

  6. Here's a treaty-treat for you all! An excerpt from my story (tentatively) titled "Old Souls." I present my prologue chapter, entitled "Squall Line."Prologue: Squall LineIt starts with a subtle change, a slight shift in the air pressure. You don’t really notice it at first, but the body does. You might find yourself tense, or perhaps you notice you seem to be looking at the sky more often than normal. Soon, you notice the temperature changing. Maybe it gets a little colder. Yo...

  7. So, seeing as NaNoWriMo has officially begun (word count of 454 so far, what whaaaaat!), I thought I'd post the synopsis here. Be advised this maaaaaaay be subject to change. xDHere we go. The synopsis for Sigma Omega's first novel, titled "Old Souls.""Meet Wendell “Dell” Johnson, a precocious ten year old growing up with his parents in an Oklahoma suburb. Dell is a quiet, bright boy but these days he has a big problem. Ever since the major storm a couple of weeks ago, his...

  8. You know you're nervous about starting your novel when you come up with off-the-wall loads of laundry that suddenly HAVE to be done first. XD

  9. *is listening to Michael Buble and feeling mightely jealous of his voice*Hmmm...*pull out his (virtual) big book 'o Disney spells*Now I know there was a voice stealing one here somewhere....ah! *ahem*:"Beluga, SevrugaCome winds of the Caspian SeaLarynxes, glossitisEt Max LaryngitisLa voce to me!"*waits hopefully* 0:-)

  10. Costume dilemma #8672.5: Where even do you get brown paper sacks? XD

  11. QUESTION AND BACKSTORY!!!!Argh. Costume crafting conundrum. x_x I'm planning on going as Charlie Brown...or at least the ghost costume he wore in the Great Pumpkin. I have a white sheet, and my plan was to cut out a couple of actual eye holes and then color a bunch of "fake eye holes" using a black Sharpie (to simulate the look of the costume in the cartoon). HOWEVER, much like Charlie, I....also had some trouble with the scissors. My eye holes were cut a little off, and now the sheet do...

  12. “Had blogs existed in Dante’s time, there is no doubt he would have added a tenth circle of hell to describe what goes on in the comments section.”— The Sunday Drive Home

  13. Okay! I think I'm actually finished this time!

  14. Ooooh. The water is off for repairs. Grreeeaaaat. *murderous, rictus grin*

  15. I don't care if I'm 26 years old...the new Pokemon game WILL BE MINE.

  16. You know you're a big ol' boy when even the scooters at Walmart don't move with you on them. XD

  17. Holy heffalumps and woozles. What in the name of Dis was WRONG with these people back in the sixties????

  18. *facepalm* Apparently my subconscious misses my days working at Penney's, because I have this strange urge to listen to Christmas carols.

  19. "A Boneyard Wedding on Samhain Eve"

  20. And this project is what we refer to as "biting off more than you can chew.". XD

  21. D&D full results:True Neutral Human Paladin/Cleric (2nd/1st Level)Ability Scores:Strength- 9Dexterity- 10Constitution- 11Intelligence- 12Wisdom- 14Charisma- 9Alignment:True Neutral- A true neutral character does what seems to be a good idea. He doesn't feel strongly one way or the other when it comes to good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Most true neutral characters exhibit a lack of conviction or bias rather than a commitment to neutrality. Such a character thinks of good as better...

  22. Last of the chores are done, dinner is eaten...now it's time to curl up and watch some fun Halloween movies! (Namely Halloweentown 1 and 2, and It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!)

  23. Had one of those days where nothing seems to go right and you feel both useless and worthless. Going to bed now and hoping tomorrow is better.

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