Katu

This fantasizing is getting out of hand. If it weren't 1am, it'd be time for a journal entry.

There's something incredibly sexually attractive about his imperfections.

Follow-up from last status: AND, I might add, I got all my homework done. So there. And...now I'm awake at 7:30am because of my coughing and asthma. I am so done with being sick.

You know, saying love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage is fairly ironic, because it wasn't really until the time of the horseless carriage that love marriages became the norm.

I don't normally say this about atheists, but James Randi is awesome.

Funny how when I'm dressed up I hear everything other people say and assume it's about me. I can't possibly be that hilarious.

"You don't know who you are until you're injured." - Steve, my uncle

At the doctor's. Going to beat him into fixing me for real this time.

Oh my God, I just woke up to pee and my uvula is massively swollen and I can barely swallow. I was fine when I went to bed! Wtf??

Left work early, going to try to make a dent on the living room. Wish me luck!

My university is having an Alice in Wonderland themed tea party on the 4th...AND I WON'T HAVE MY LOLI CLOTHES BY THEN. AAAARGH.

Have to be back at work in ten hours! Fun! There had better be stuffed French toast.

Jen and Steffi, sorry, I won't be back online tonight. Got attacked by the sleepies.

Was feeling down. Nothing a little Party Hard couldn't fix, though.

30 more minutes until I get home, then 17 more hours before I do the whole thing over again.

Called in to work cuz I feel fluey again. I think I'm allergic to something cuz this is ridiculous. If it's fish I shall kill myself. Thinking of making a diet plan to eliminate possibilities. But not now. Now, sleep.

My car's like a puma, it lands on all fours... yeah, okay, that's song lyrics. But it's nerdy, so it's okay.

Gashi: "I don't like my name. I wish my name was Lynette Faggotter."

The line to get to the Subway in my uni is preposterous. Have convinced self that am not hungry.

I have received a package for Ms. Jennifer McCool, and possibly also one for Nett!

"There was a giant angel fountain. Only instead of water, blood came out. And it was on fire." - Jarrod

Without getting long winded: I'm proud that I can't think of a single thing in my life that I couldn't joke about, no matter how traumatic.

Hey guys! I sent a buttload of invitations to you just now, asking you to Like the facebook page for my business. It'd be great for me if you did! Thanks! <3

3 bottles of Lilith vs the Giant Crab is not enough.