Katu

Hey guys! I sent a buttload of invitations to you just now, asking you to Like the facebook page for my business. It'd be great for me if you did! Thanks! <3

3 bottles of Lilith vs the Giant Crab is not enough.

I can't tell if I'm turned on by reading, or if it's just Sherlock Holmes, but I need a brisk shower.

Without getting long winded: I'm proud that I can't think of a single thing in my life that I couldn't joke about, no matter how traumatic.

Officially done with school! Yay!

"There was a giant angel fountain. Only instead of water, blood came out. And it was on fire." - Jarrod

I have received a package for Ms. Jennifer McCool, and possibly also one for Nett!

The line to get to the Subway in my uni is preposterous. Have convinced self that am not hungry.

Gashi: "I don't like my name. I wish my name was Lynette Faggotter."

My car's like a puma, it lands on all fours... yeah, okay, that's song lyrics. But it's nerdy, so it's okay.

Called in to work cuz I feel fluey again. I think I'm allergic to something cuz this is ridiculous. If it's fish I shall kill myself. Thinking of making a diet plan to eliminate possibilities. But not now. Now, sleep.

30 more minutes until I get home, then 17 more hours before I do the whole thing over again.

Was feeling down. Nothing a little Party Hard couldn't fix, though.

Jen and Steffi, sorry, I won't be back online tonight. Got attacked by the sleepies.

Have to be back at work in ten hours! Fun! There had better be stuffed French toast.

My university is having an Alice in Wonderland themed tea party on the 4th...AND I WON'T HAVE MY LOLI CLOTHES BY THEN. AAAARGH.

Left work early, going to try to make a dent on the living room. Wish me luck!

Oh my God, I just woke up to pee and my uvula is massively swollen and I can barely swallow. I was fine when I went to bed! Wtf??

At the doctor's. Going to beat him into fixing me for real this time.

"You don't know who you are until you're injured." - Steve, my uncle

Funny how when I'm dressed up I hear everything other people say and assume it's about me. I can't possibly be that hilarious.

I don't normally say this about atheists, but James Randi is awesome.

You know, saying love and marriage go together like a horse and carriage is fairly ironic, because it wasn't really until the time of the horseless carriage that love marriages became the norm.

Follow-up from last status: AND, I might add, I got all my homework done. So there. And...now I'm awake at 7:30am because of my coughing and asthma. I am so done with being sick.

There's something incredibly sexually attractive about his imperfections.