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RhinestoneHousewife

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  1. RhinestoneHousewife

    Godfather Death

    This was a frimp from the Lab. In bottle: Whoa. Smelling this right out of the bottle was like getting slapped in the face with a homeless mans dick. I veeery reluctantly put some on. Wet on skin: Ok, so this changed. Now I smell like a slightly older sweaty man rubbed up on me. It's got an Old Spice thing going on? Reminds me of my dad's cologne in the 70's. Dry on skin: It's settled down and softened but I still don't like it. Verdict: Not for me.
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    Fearful Pleasure

    5ml Bottle In the bottle: Spicy like a craft store. Wet on skin: Yep, I smell just like Michael's! Dry on skin: The craft store smell has gone away after about 30 minutes and now it's a spicy, slightly floral scent on me. I like it.
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    Red Devil

    Not sure what's in this, but I like it! In bottle: Smells like almond cherry cinnamon candy. Wet on skin: All of the above plus some floral I can't place. Dry on skin: Yum! The devil has settled down into a warm, spicy lightly floral smell. Super yummy and one of my employees even commented on how good it smelled. Verdict: Bottle worthy for me!
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    Wanton

    Frimp in my order. In the bottle: Herbal and incense-y. Wet on skin: Cheap rose scented incense. Dry on skin....well here's what the hubs said, "Are you wearing a new oil? To which I reply, "Yes, but I don't think I like it." And he says, "It's smells like cheap gas station incense." And I did! Definitely not for me.
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    Casanova

    I got this as a frimp from the Lab. In bottle: As others have said, very mens cologne-y. Wet on skin: I think it smells like Calvin Klein Obsession? Dry on skin: Definitely reminds me of a Ck fragrance but it's much more sexy and sophisticated. I can't detect any single notes but it's all working for me. Masculine. An hour: It's settled down, but still very sexy. I'd totally flirt with a boy or girl wearing this. Yummy. I can't help but sniff my arm. Verdict: I think I need a bottle of this. I've been using it as a layering scent. Something a bit more girly to even in out a bit. It's a very masculine scent, but I think anyone can wear it if they like it. I've layered it with Plunder and Poisoned Apple so far. I'd also like to try it with Yule Cat and see what happens......
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    Somnus

    I received this as a frimp from the Lab: In bottle: Very strong floral....soapy and sharp smelling Wet on skin: Smells like old lady flowery soap. Dry on skin: Dove soap. That's what it smells like. Very sharp and it hasn't mellowed at all. Verdict: I slept the same as usual except every time I woke up (I wake frequently most nights) I realized that I really didn't like the smell of this. Definitely not for me.
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    Dragon's Claw

    I got this as a frimp from the Lab. In the bottle: Sandalwood and super incense-y Wet on skin: Sandalwood Dry of skin: Sandalwood, more powdery. Dry down: Softer sandalwood. I like it but I feel like I could get the same effect with a sandalwood single note. I'll let it sit for a bit and see if it changes.
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    Red Lantern

    06' Version In the bottle: Sweet candy smell. Wet on skin: It smells like a fruity Italian soda. Dry on skin: Creamy, warm and sweet...I love it!
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    The Lion

    I got a frimp from the Lab. In the bottle: Spicy amber and slightly masculine. Wet on skin: Softer amber, sandalwood, and something warm. Dry on skin: It all blends into a gorgeous warm and sensual smell. Still slightly masculine but in a good way. Verdict: Bottle worthy.
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    Cockaigne

    Oh, how I wanted to love this! In the bottle: Buttery, cakey goodness.....sweet! Wet on skin: Buttery goodness with a hint of tobacco? Dry on skin: It has settled down a bit and I can smell the wine coming out now. Uh-oh, something has happened. Now that it's been on for a while it has a sickly sweet/sour smell to it. Like wine that has sat in an open bottle and fermented. Or like some pee'd on an old banana peel. Weird. Verdict: I really wanted to buy a 5ml bottle of this but unfortunately the fermented smell never went away. *sad panda*
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    Ether

    In the bottle: Watery, light floral, with a bit of a soapy smell. On the skin: The soapiness disappears, and I start getting a daisy smell? Dry down: It settled into a very pretty, soft and light floral. Verdict: I don't normally like floral scents but this is very pretty and mellows into a soft flowery summer time smell.
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    Aeval

    I got this as a frimp in my last order. In the bottle: Strawberry Suave shampoo. Wet on skin: Strawberry Suave shampoo and plastic. Dry on skin: It's dried down to a very pretty floral. Like when I walk in my garden after a fresh rain and everything is blooming. Half hour later: Ew! Now it smells like a cat has come along and pooped in my garden. Seriously getting a cat poop smell under all the floral. An hour later the cat poop has faded away but I don't think this is a scent for me.
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    Prurience

    A frimp of this has broken just a bit to so that it wasn't saveable but I wanted to give it a shot before I tossed it. In the imp: Ew...just ew. It smelled like burned, smokey urine. On the skin: Same but morphed into a medicinal smell. I got a bit nauseous and had to wash it off. Verdict: Definitely not for me.
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    Plunder

    I bought a 5ml bottle of this on recommendations from people in my introduction post and I'm glad I did! I love it. In the bottle: Cinnamon stick with cloves Wet on skin: Cinnamon stick with cloves and maybe some sandalwood? Dry on skin: Now I'm getting Market Spice Tea. I love Market Spice Tea! Strong, warm and scrumptious. I accidentally layered this with Yule Cat and made me love them both more when put together. Verdict: I'm glad I got a bottle!
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    Yule Cat

    I bought this just because of the name, I admit it. In the bottle: Whoa! Evergreen and Cedar. And I forgot to do the wafting thing. Strong! Wet on skin: It's changed into the stuff in the bottle that you buy to spray onto a fake Christmas tree to make it smell like a real one. Dry down: Wow.....it's quite pleasant! It's settled to a green woodsy smell with some floral or musk. Exactly how I'd imagine a sexy woodsman or woodwoman would smell. And this stuff has some powerful throw to it. A little goes a long way. Even better: I tested some Plunder right next to it and I love them together!
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    Pumpkin V (2009)

    My very first review.....yay! I'll try to do it right. I carve a lot of pumpkins for Halloween and when I first smelled this, I immediately thought of this jack o lantern that I carved last year: In the bottle: Pumpkin. And lots of it. Wet: Cinnamon and quite a bit of craft store potpourri smell. Dry down: Cinnamon, a bit of hazelnut, a bit of coffee and maybe just a touch of apple? Verdict: I love it, which is a good thing because this stuff has a lot of throw and it's still pretty strong.
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