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Seajewel

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  1. Seajewel

    Purple Jelly Dildo

    An effervescent, bright purple grape.
  2. Seajewel

    Olisbokollike

    A shockingly stiff and lightly oiled symmikto proto-baguette with a dribble of sweet cream.
  3. Black and red currant tarts, opium tar accord, roses painted both white and red, clove-soaked carnation petals, a squeeze of grapefruit, and a whole lot of weed.
  4. Orbn't you glad we included this colorful tribute to “high” fantasy? Hemp flowers swirled in billows of incense smoke.
  5. Eyes blazing, muzzle foaming, stomach growling — just as nature intended! A hot, feral blast of musk and weed smoke plunging through a mist-dappled twilit forest.
  6. Miss Margaret Magdalena is a chocolate lab baby so her perfume is a thick, smoky fudge brownie scent with a heavy handful of coffee beans. She has golden eyes with a hint of green, so I added a bit of caramelized amber and green cardamom.
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    Honey Babka

    Laminated dough topped with sugar syrup and streusel.
  8. Seajewel

    Syrnyk

    A dessert akin to a crustless cheesecake with a hint of vanilla and lemon zest.
  9. Seajewel

    Sunyashniki

    The sunflower is the national flower of Ukraine, a symbol of the life-affirming power of the sun that has, in recent days, become a fierce symbol of determination and resistance. This is a scent as bright as the vibrant petals of the sunflower, and as warm and joyous as the sun: flaxen amber, golden musk, neroli, lemon leaf and rind, frankincense, and sweet cedar.
  10. Seajewel

    Yabluchnyk

    A Ukrainian cinnamon apple cake with brown sugar. My grandmother’s yabluchnyk contained black cherries and peaches, so that’s what you’re getting here, too.
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    Wrapped in Sable Garments

    Cacao, smoked mahogany, tonka, sweet aged patchouli, and white sandalwood.
  12. Blackened pomegranate, tobacco absolute, benzoin, brown sugar, and droplets of inky wine.
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    Heart and Mind

    The flowering of amber blood and bone blooming into the Moon’s shimmering mugwort, creaking oaken boughs streaked with frankincense tar, and a trickle of benzoin to echo the cold silence before the end of time.
  14. Seajewel

    A Portrait

    A cluster of sugared carnations with strawberry juice, sweet patchouli, and lush red labdanum.
  15. Seajewel

    Chocolate Doobsickle

    An icy chocolate scent with a whiff of doob smoke.
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    Supposed to be a Pretzel

    … but also kinda smells like popcorn?
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    Witches Lace 2022

    Deep, spicy chestnut bundles of tobacco leaf, sleek red benzoin, smoked amber, tatters of green cognac, opium tar smears, withered mephitic petals, and globs of thick, sweet aged patchouli.
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    Horn of Benediction

    Marble-white sandalwood threaded with veins of ambergris, crystalline holy water, galbanum, petitgrain, white vetiver, flowering sage, and the memory of incense smoke.
  19. Scorched amber with a core of pulsating red musk, thick with dark, sweet aged patchouli root, cypress bough and juniper berries, blackened dried fruits, and clove husk.
  20. Seajewel

    Elphame's Feast

    An ethereal frenzy of diaphanous, otherworldly blooms cascading over cardamom-dusted cream cakes.
  21. Seajewel

    Jack In The Green

    A play of light and shadows in the deepest old growth forest. A patchwork of soft mosses clinging to venerable tree branches, creeping vines speckled with spring blossoms, and a whisper of verdant, untamed green musk.
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    We're #1

    Frozen strawberries with a jolt of sugar syrup.
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