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provocateur

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  1. In bottle: Apple!

     

    On skin, wet: A very herby apple. I'm almost tempted to make a pie.

     

    On skin, dry: A rich dark amber apple.

     

    Conclusion: Necessity, indeed.

     

    Rating: 4/5


  2. In bottle: Herby! Very herby

     

    On skin, wet: Lemon? Pine cleaner, with a hint of dark herbal ... something.

     

    On skin, dry: Piney, resinous .. gum. Mastic gum. It must be the sprucewood.

    Conclusion: I feel like I've been camping. Which usually means I should wash this off.

     

    Rating: 0/5


  3. In bottle: Sandalwood!

     

    On skin, wet: Sandalwood. It seems to be just the same one for now.

    On skin, dry: A very soft and luscious sandalwood, with the slightest touch of resin.

     

    Conclusion: Oh, so pretty

     

    Rating: 4/5


  4. In bottle: Very smoky and slight hinting of dragon's blood?

     

    On skin, wet: Cedar? There's definitely a woody note in here. Very smoky.

     

    On skin, dry: A very rich and warm smoky wood. I'd like to guess sandalwood.

    Conclusion: It would figure, given the meaning, that I would be so enamored

    with this.

     

    Rating: 4/5


  5. In bottle: A very light amber

    On skin, wet: Beautiful amber and musk, which then morphs into a musky rose.

    On skin, dry: The dreaded rose powder, with amber.

    Conclusion: This would be so amazing without the rose.

     

    Rating: 2/5


  6. In bottle: Cedar

     

    On skin, wet: Cedar!

     

    On skin, dry: A very rich and warm golden.. cedar.

     

    Conclusion: Cedar! I like cedar, primarily as furniture, however, I didn't mind too much smelling like that. I was hoping for more of the morph that other people seemed to have gotten.

     

    Rating: 3/5


  7. In bottle: Swarthy and musky.

     

    On skin, wet: The musk stays sweet as the honey gets amped up with the cognac, but primarily remains honey.

     

    On skin, dry: The most lascivious patchouli myrrh musk you find.

     

    Conclusion: So very, very hot.

     

    Rating: 5/5


  8. In bottle: Woah, herby. Very herby

    On skin, wet: Very vague and indistinct. I had a hard time picking any notes out outside of "green" or "wet".

     

    On skin, dry: A very sharp herbal blend.

     

    Conclusion: Wow did this hurt my sinuses after a while.

     

    Rating: 0/5


  9. A light, invigorating floral and citrus blend. Tuberose, lotus and jasmine with a hint of lime.

     

    In bottle: Berry soap.

     

    On skin, wet: A floral berry powder. What is making with the berries?

     

    On skin, dry: Lime! Very bright and vibrant, and thank you jasmine for the powder.

     

    Conclusion: I have no idea what caused them, or where they came from, but I'm not down with berry powder.

     

    Rating: 1/5


  10. In bottle: Lemon Zest. It's the very sweet side of sandalwood.

     

    On skin, wet: Lemon pledge. Very cleansery.

     

    On skin, dry: Very wood, as if the sandalwood decided to change it's mind and become not as light, unless that's what the patchouli is doing to it.

     

    Conclusion: Interesting. The shapeshifting part is definitely seen here.

     

    Rating: 2/5


  11. In bottle: Champagne and something else.

     

    On skin, wet: Light florals and musk, that get swirled around tobacco.

     

    On skin, dry: A weird alcoholic floral powder.

    Conclusion: I feel like I've been at the bar hidden in the fairy circle. Eek.

     

    Rating: 0/5


  12. In bottle: Very medicinal.

     

    On skin, wet: Woodsy and resin. Which usually means myrrh and / or sandalwood (for me).

     

    On skin, dry: Well hello florals! I can definitely pick out some lily and perhaps some jasmine.

     

    Conclusion: Thanks for the wild ride but I don't know if I'll get in line again.

     

    Rating: 1/5


  13. In bottle: Fiery! Very warm, more than likely the labdanum, perhaps the ambergis.

     

    On skin, wet: Ambergis. Very ambergis.

     

    On skin, dry: Very faint, somewhat medicinal smelling. I'd assume the narcissus.

     

    Conclusion: Very interesting to say the least. I'm not sure how the medicinal/astringent smell came around, but it could be a variety of things

     

    Rating: 2/5


  14. In bottle: Cleanser-y

     

    On skin, wet: Industrial cleanser, plus lavender.

     

    On skin, dry: Lavender powder.

     

    Conclusion: Ugh. Where did this come from and keep it away from me from now on.

    Efficacy: 0 (There was no aided interpretation of dreams of psychic boost in sleep session)

     

    Rating: 0/5


  15. In bottle: Sandalwood and light musk.

    On skin, wet: Sandalwood.

    On skin, dry: A soft musky sandalwood.

    Conclusion: Well, there was supposed to be other notes in there, but I reckon that's where the "soft" part on the dry down comes in. I'm glad I wasn't attacked by jasmine, but disappointed I didn't get any of the orchid.

     

    Rating: 2/5


  16. In bottle: A very soft scent, with a faint floral sweetness

     

    On skin, wet: Green. Very green. Very plant laden.

     

    On skin, dry: There's a really sharp floral that comes out in the dry down.

     

    Conclusion: This is a very vague and indiscriminate blend that I'm not a great fan of.

     

    Rating: 1/5


  17. In bottle: Rose soap. I'm a little fearful.

    On skin, wet: Rose. Pure Rose. So this is what rose smells like as bpal! (normally I get powder or soapy configurations of rose when it hits my skin).

     

    On skin, dry: A very green hint in the background of the rose.

     

    Conclusion: A very fitting, feminine blend for the Goddess of Love and Attraction. However, I have now learned that I am not a big fan of rose.

     

    Rating: 2/5


  18. In bottle: Woody! Mostly sandalwood, some incense/resinous hints

     

    On skin, wet: Mm. White sage! Which then morphs into labdanum and frankincense.

     

    On skin, dry: Vetiver and sage.

     

    Conclusion: Absolutely fabulous. I can die now. I've found a non-patchouli, non-cinnamon, non-dragon's blood blend I absolutely adore.

    Rating: 5/5

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