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marared

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  1. The skin musk and amber dominate here. The patchouli is very light and the vanilla ... is not nonexistent, but it takes a while to show up and it it takes quite a back seat to the musk and amber. If you want something cozy that doesn't depend on fur or wool, or radiant golden warmth without anything floral, this is a good one to try. I imagine this will warm up and become quite sensual with some body heat.
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    Shadow Games

    First thing I smell in the bottle is black pepper in oudh. Pepper usually burns off with a little time, but this has held on for 15+ minutes although it is less sharp. The oudh is very gentle but is clearly the "shadow" part of this. I would probably have mistaken this for patchouli rather than oudh. It takes a minute for the honey to peek out but it's barely noticeable, and I can't even smell the vanilla in this. Very soft, gentle, low throw.
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    Bronze Dildo

    Oh I like this. I am not usually fond of anything "metallic" because it can be high-pitched and screechy to my nose, but this is a well-loved, well-cared-for dildo that smells more foresty-woody than bronze-y. Musk and oakmoss are at the forefront, with the cardamom giving it just a little zing, and the amber/patchouli/tonka keep it smooth. This reminds me of some of my Serge Lutens perfumes - it smells really expensive. Depending on how this ages over the next few weeks, I might have to get another bottle in my next order...
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    Stung By the Cock Tree in Hell

    This one is really interesting and I'm not sure what to make out of it at first. This is very dark and foresty. There's something very slightly camphoric - not much but on a deep inhale it tickles the top of my nose. The hinoki and mahogany are dominant but it's not a clean wood smell, it's very ... fuzzy, textured, like you rolled an old log out of its resting place, that's the combined effort of the rest of the notes. I think it's probably the oud giving it the darkness - and it is NOT stanky! - and the moss/patch/tobacco/mushroom carrying it the rest of the way. This is what an Ent would smell like. The hinoki is what makes this so interesting, I think. I've loved other blends in the past with this note, and it really conveys the "ancient" sense behind this.
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    Stargazing at Sea

    Aquatic laundry detergent that's pretty at first but turns powdery. Definitely going in the NOPE drawer.
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    Black Honey, Spicy Black Rose, and Amber Oud

    Oudh always makes me a little nervous - sometimes it's stanky, sometimes it lends incredible depth. It's the latter in this case. And when you put this on, do yourself a favor and do a good deep inhale - get it all up in your sniffer. It's not going to be the same scent going in your nose as when it hits further back in your olfactory receptors. The rose is rich but it is not loud. It's slightly powdery at first sniff, but the petals are sweet at the very end of that deep inhale. There is not much honey here - it's just a deep dark rose with an undercurrent of non-barnyardy oudh.
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    White Honey, Lemon Peel, and Salt

    Testing the lemon scents tonight, and this is starkly different from Gold Ribbon. This is bright, sharp, and salty. Not too strong on the lemon - it does not turn into Pledge on me, but it does get more and more sour with time (and by sour I mean flavor-sour, not get-this-oil-off-me sour). The honey is barely there, just a drizzle to keep things together. It is so very salty, though. I need a drink just sniffing this. ...it's a lemon margarita with a salt rim! I'm not sure how much I'm actually going to wear this, but it is a super interesting scent.
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    Penis Bound With Gold Ribbon

    This is SO pretty. My experience is just like the previous review: it starts out a bright lemon cream, and then the amber and musk start glowing underneath it all. It smells like it could be a bar of soap from Lush. Not too loud, not too powdery.
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    By Thys Fyre I Warme My Handys

    Oh, yum. I can smell ALL of the notes in this, depending on how I turn my hand and how long the oil has been on my skin. Mostly, it's a little smoke, oats, and spiced wine. It gets a little wine-ier with time, a bit more honey to it. Fortunately, it does not amp to high heaven the way wine often does on me, and it's just so cozy and pleasant. If I sit there and really inhale and think about it, I can sorta understand how LdyKnight gets "band-aid" out of the scent, but it just doesn't have that effect on my chemistry.
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    Chibi Skull With Last Will and Testament

    This was a hard pass when I first got the box, so I put it away for a couple months and brought it out to try again. Still a hard pass. It's gooey, thick and syrupy, reads almost like fig or raisin pastry filling. It's not sour or anything, but it's just blech. Absolutely nothing like RR/BB to my nose.
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    Ghosts at Aldershot

    When I first got this, fresh out of the mailbox, it was absurd and delicious - minty marshmallow with a hint of lemon. In the two weeks since I got it, it's gotten a LOT mintier - it doesn't smell like a cough drop, but it hits high up into the sinuses like cough drops do, if that makes sense. Almost like mint gum, but with a marshmallow element. That high pitch calms down with a little time, but I want to layer this with something a little sweeter. I bet this would go nicely with TKO...
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    The Grey Columns

    It is indeed very pretty, and very faint. I can only smell it when my nose is pressed to my wrist. On a really deep inhale, I get the smoke, otherwise it's a very warm amber with a slight hint of creamy vanilla. It's not a complicated scent, just calm and pretty.
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    Holiday Survival Juice

    It starts out massively herbal lavender with a nearly camphoric note on deep inhale that's probably the chamomile. The rose geranium lays low (which is good because it can dominate blends a little too much), and the orange peeks out from under everything - but slowly gets stronger and stronger until it shines out over the lavender. Sweet and lovely.
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    Dead Leaves and Molasses Pumpkin Cookies

    I wasn't entirely sure if this was going to be doughy, spicy, gourdy, or leafy, and the answer is ... all of the above. At first, this is spices and cologney leaves, and I like it a lot. The cookie aspect is there, but it's not gourmand, and I prefer it that way. But pumpkin blends are usually pretty loud and buttery, and while this is not pumpkinny at first, nor is it as assertive as usual, it does start rearing its head after a few minutes and changes the scent to spiced pumpkin leaves and no molasses. I don't like it quite as much once that kicks in.
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    Flor De Muerto

    2021 edition! Whoa. This smells no-huh-huh-thing like the previous version - that was more green and fresh , and this is a punch of warm sunny flowers, heady and loud. Heavy floral, amber-rich, almost powdery but doesn't quite cross that line. Put on your most colorful frock, sail through the crowd with this on, and heads will TURN.
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    Lilitu

    I keep trying to figure this one out - one of my minions went "ooh you smell GOOD" this afternoon, though, so clearly it works ok on me! The bottle has a slight oud funk. Not barnyardy at all, but it is definitely oud. On my skin, it's got some kind of cool, almost metallic aspect to it. I think it's the musk and the tea that's giving it that impression. Nothing smoky about it. Oakmoss adds a layer of sweetness - it's not really floral at all, but the black orchid is definitely the most prominent of the flower notes - I don't think I have a decant of Tom Ford's Black Orchid anymore to compare, but I think TFBO is spicier. This is cool, calm, serene - melancholy is a good word for it.
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    Moroccan Pumpkin

    I really love this take on Morocco - the extra spices overtake the carnation and make it much drier, but the pumpkin also adds a buttery element. Jack to me smells different - it has the pumpkin in common, but Jack is sweeter and fleshier, and Moroccan Pumpkin is more like melange on the wind in Dune.
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    Sweet Clove and Vetiver

    A lot of the vetiver scents lately have been really low key - the vetiver has been a supporting note, a gentle river of smoky grass adding depth to blends rather than the assertive top note, and the same holds true here. This is very dry clove, almost cedar-pencil dry, and if you know the scent of vetiver well, you can pick it out, but otherwise it's barely there - definitely not something to worry about if you're on the fence with that particular note.
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    Slay!

    Frottled in an order! I checked the notes first and was a little hesitant to try it, because those are all extreeemely potent notes, half of which can go rank with my chemistry. In the bottle: super-stanky patchouli-oudh. Not the barnyardy sort, which was good, but didn't help my hesitation. On my skin? Totally different - and way better - than I expected. Once it dries, it reminds me a little of Boomslang (presumably the patch, musk, and cacao), but less potent. (I have nothing that is potent as aged Boomslang.) It's a very dry scent and everything melds really well, nothing amps or tries to dominate. Rich, dark, musky but not obnoxiously so. The cacao really makes this enjoyable - it's not chocolatey, but it makes the blend less filthy. Everything behaved on my skin - the blood musk didn't amp to high pitch, the oudh was not stanky on application, the tobacco did not have that fresh gasoline-sweet stank, and I like black patchouli but even that can be a little Too Much sometimes - but everything works seamlessly here. It came out in 2018, so if this has been in the BPAL closet since then, it's benefitted significantly from aging.
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    Winds of Autumn

    I randomly opened bottles to sniff and went OOH I GOTTA TRY THIS ONE. I wish it stayed as fruity as it is in the bottle - on my skin it's much drier with the char, the smoke, and the resin, but the bottle is like Halloween Fruit Punch in all the best ways.
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    Baby’s First Political Campaign

    In the bottle: licorice, for some reason. I knew I didn't order a licorice scent, so I waited a minute and sniffed again, and ... licorice. I think it's the ambrette seed plus the lavender. Once I put it on my skin it doesn't smell so much like licorice - it's a low-key floral lavender with a mildly sharp musky bite to it. I don't get any of the honey, but I think I do get the zest - only the barest hint of citrus, and it's just slightly bitter. ETA: Six weeks later, I get crayola crayons. WHAT EVEN IS THIS. So weird.
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    October 32

    In the bottle: leafy wool. On my skin: the tea immediately makes an appearance, very little cream. Amber is pretty far down in the blend. Over time it melds into a pretty, fresh scent that is probably going to be labeled dryer-sheets by some people.
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    Dead Leaves, Vetiver, and Hinoki

    Deep resinous wood in the bottle. It is initially vetiver-dominant on my skin, but it's very dark and smooth, almost chocolatey - it's not vegetal or scorched. It gets dead-leafier with time, but the wood and the vetiver blend together smoothly and make a wonderful dry autumn blend.
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    Sopor

    In the bottle, it's a gentle dark lavender. Freshly applied on my skin, it's a lot more ... herbal? It has more in common with Dreams Shape The World (which is sharper) than TKO, but it's still very different.. Once I've gone to bed, it develops this powerful, heady, almost opium-like cloud raising from my wrist that is completely different from the bottle. I remember thinking the first night that there was kind of a camphor aspect to it - which is, apparently, the blue tansy. Not lavender marshmallows by ANY measure. But it is indeed soporific! It doesn't make me sleepy or relaxed wearing it before bed, but I've worn it the last two nights and I have gone to sleep and STAYED asleep (other than a cat stepping on my face at 5am).
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    Elderberry Flower & Sandhill Plum

    Super plummy, just as Tom & Galen mentioned in their review. It's very pretty, very purple. It smells a lot like the plum in my beloved Dionysia. However, the elderberry flower doesn't play quite so well with my chemistry - after 10-15 minutes it turns into a mild sort of Craft Store Ambience.
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