Would you like to receive Girl Scout cookies and if so, what kind is your favorite? no thanks
Would you like a Gnome amigurumi? (smol knitted or crocheted gnome) sure!
-- if so, What gnome colors appeal to you? (three-four colors please) any! be as mellow or as overboard as you'd like
-- do any of these patterns appeal to you (I pretty much have all of them including the ones for humans but I'm not going to make a colorwork sweater for you, sorry. I *might* make a hat or mitts if you like grey, blue, and red as shown because I already have that yarn.) I like most of the little gnomes, Gnome de Plum is particularly cute
How about Gnome tea towel(s)? A bathroom hand towel would be cool, but not sure what to do with tea towels. Everything else in my house is bar mops because they're either getting beaten up in the kitchen or covered in yarn/fabric dye in my workshop
Would you like a cross stitched gnome picture / ornament? sure
What's your favorite way to experience Nature? A hike in the woods, a day lounging on the beach, only as screen savers on your computer? I'm a hike/walk, work in the garden, visit a pretty place, occasionally scenic drive type. If I'm outside this is good.
what kinds of safety and environmental concerns need to be considered for your gnome so they can safely reside at your home? will they live outdoors so they need to be weatherproof (for what kind of weather)? will they be indoors and need to be pet or child-safe? do they need to be very tiny or capable of hanging on a wall? no pet concerns, and would probably live indoors, possibly in my garden box so would need to deal with hot, dry, and daily watering, and then would be brought in for the winter if the gnome were an outdoor one.
How do you feel about zombie or other horror gnomes? I think they're hilarious but I don't do halloween/zombie/creepy all year, so it would not be out most of the year
Do you need any seeds? If so what varieties might you be interested in? Flowers, veg, herbs.. ? I love interesting flowers, and I generally try to plant dill, basil, cucumbers, tomatoes, peas, and beans every year, along with anything else that tickles me that season.
Would you like feathers from my Peacock, Gary (short for Gyrados)? sure!
if BPAL is one of your treasures, which BPAL would you like the mostest? (Maybe one that is available right now from BPAL and one Limited Edition/Discontinued?) I might be looking for a bit of Goblin since apparently the people I live with actually like it on me.
If you are a tea drinker, which (if any) of these teas tickle your fancy? Naughty Vicar sounds delightful, coconut black or cream earl grey are the ones that sound most interesting
would you like a tiny hand drawn gnome picture? that would be awesome
Is homemade vanilla something you might like? I have a "Mother Jar" that I can decant from. These beans have been steeping for 2 years in a very nice bourbon. that sounds lovely. I love to bake but since I'm also limiting consumption of treats, using fancy stuff makes it an event
Are there any colors you would prefer your gnome not to have? can't think of any
If the creativity bites, would you possibly like a small embroidered gnome? Could be an ornament? Any gender preference or details you might like added (small mushroom, bee, heart or egg...)? sure! and I love mushrooms and bees, so a detail of either of those is awesome
Do you have a need for cheese knife? https://ototodesign.com/products/bert-cheese-knife? sadly no, but that is hilarious
I'll be in Seattle next week- any treat you might enjoy from the PNW? Spoopy/ Gothy things? Nice coffee beans? A Nirvana t-shirt...? a scenic postcard?
I'll be back in Disney World next month- anything you might like from Epcot or Hollywood Studios? can't think of anything
Would you be interested in a small copper nature totem that could nestle in your garden or amongst your plants? I can do some chasing to create a mushroom or a leaf or a special bug fren... yes!