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Vexed by text

I cannot for the life of me insert text into a link on the forums..and its making me miserable so this is my testing page for doing that. Please ignore my blatant idiocy while I attempt this seemingly simple task. Thank you & please stand by.   http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/157067175...8928011?ie=UTF8 I curse you, you irritating long-winded link!! *shakes a fist* Begone with ye!   Ok..uhm.. heh   Raw Food Made Easy   OMG it finally fu#kin' worked!! Why the hell doesnt that work when i post on the forums..?? Huh.   (and yes, i realize I didnt have to 'publish' this but maybe someone else will feel comforted knowing they're not alone..?? hehe)

Astburygrrl

Astburygrrl

 

Scratch me please..oh pllllease..

Ok, more than a single itch..how about 43 of em?(yes, i counted) Thats what i get for going canoeing and not applying Deet/Bug Off..i was a feast for many skeeters and the sad thing is I didnt even realize they were biting me. So i just got done soaking in Aveeno oatmeal bath and it does feel alot better but the urge to tear & scratch my flesh is about to drive me to the brink of madness. I was actually crying cuz it hurt so much yet I had to keep itching away. It doesnt help that most of them are in clusters around my ankles & tops of me feet. Gargh. This always happens, last year I went canoeing and got into a patch of poison ivy and was in HELL for weeks and now this. Geeez. Maybe I should stick to winter sports and spend my summers indoors knitting g-strings or something.   Reek of: Devil's Night Playin' on my ipod: "A Different Kind of Blue" Passengers

Astburygrrl

Astburygrrl

 

I'll take you home...

Soo yeah. I almost forgot I had a blog =0 I've been watching TLC's Take Home Chef w/ Curtis Stone and I think I'm crushin' on the guy big time. Those eyes, the messy hair, the bod.. Ok, there is the chin that i'd like to punch but other than that..he's a tasty dish. Seriously, if he ever came home with me (and i was single) I'd say "oh, can you help me get my extra pots & pans from out of my bedroom closet? That would be grrrreeat. Follow me." I swear my libido has shot thru the roof since I've been off the Pill (2 months now). It's kinda nice to actually want to have sex and not just do it to keep your boyfriend happy, ya know? That may be TMI but hell, its my blog, right? My brother is leaving on Father's Day to bring back his daughter Alyvia, from Georgia. She's going to be staying for 4-6 weeks so we'll really have alot of time to get to know her and show her around North country..lol. Taking her to Noah's Ark Waterpark, going camping, zoo visits, fishing..etc etc. She's never been outside of Atlanta and her mother is a selfish twit(and thats putting it nicely) and never takes her anywhere or buys her anything. She probably wont want to go back home cuz she's gonna get spoiled majorly here. When she turns 12 in November Georgia law allows children to decide who they want to live with...so we'll see what happens then. I'm rambling 2nite and drinking mah mojitos 12 mint leaves & half a lime crushed w/ 4 tsp sugar, add ice, add 1.5 shots rum & add club soda to top it off..absolute heaven on a hot summer night.

Astburygrrl

Astburygrrl

 

Arrrr!

Ok, so the other 2 posts are from March and I just never made them "public" because I'm a fool when it comes to learnin the whole bloggin' craziness. Thanks to Babylon for clueing me rusty brain into how things work.. Atlanta went really really well, my niece Alyvia is the sweetest girl evah..and she has our family's touch of offbeat humor & her laugh is near identical to mine which kinda freaked everyone out! She is flying here for the summer in early June and leaving in late August..so we'll have alot of time to hang out & be nutty once again! I will try to post some pics sometime soon..she's a doll! hehe   Other night @ work(i'm a CNA) they stuck me on a unit that I've never been on before..an all male unit & they were all sexual deviants or extremely aggressive in general. It was a NIGHTMARE and i was scared for my life. Why the FUCK did they stick two girls (the other girl had never been on the unit either) on a unit w/ no explanation or w/ any idea as to how these men were...?! We have no training in dealing w/ outright sexual comments or physical aggression. I know basic self defense and could defend myself pretty well against one man..but what about 2 or 3 @ one time? UGH!!! I was so irrate..i called the shift scheduler and asked why the FUCK we were there to begin with and she simply said " we didnt have a choice..the regulars on that unit called in sick.." and went on with some other lame ass excuses. I told her i was reporting her ass for endangering not only us but the residents as well cuz we are not trained to work such a unit. Mind you, I'm a regular on an Alzheimers unit in the building ACROSS the street and they dragged my ass over there..it was like WHOA..where the HELL did I just transport to? My unit is so calm (mostly) and non aggressive..i watch out for the residents and things are pretty happy & peaceful. Well this unit was like walking into Hell itself..you could feel it in the air..the sexual tension was so thick you coulda spread it on your toast. First thing I get bombarded by sexual commentary "Hey, you're looking good sweetheart..come here..i wanna show you something in my room! It will only take a second..c;mon!" *HEEBIE JEEBIES* Holy fuck. I finally get down to the nurses office and lock the door behind me..the other girl is standing there and is like "What the hell are they thinking putting us on this unit?! OMG. what are we gonna do?" So all night long we went everywhere together and did cares on only the men we felt wouldnt attack us. We got spit on..cursed at and grabbed at..thankfully noone successfully grabbed us or pinned us down. It was so bad that we had to lock ourselves into the unit station for a half hour while some guy pummeled the door and demanded that we wash him up because we are whores and thats our job to wash his privates. GAAAAAH!!! So i opened up the upper half of the door and told him quite bluntly "Yer going to the Green room, "Hannibal"..how do you feel about that?! And if it was up to me you'd be there for eternity!!" I then proceeded to call Mr. Green (padded room) and he was whisked away. Ahhh.. one down..who's next?! LOL (I call him Hannibal cuz he looked like Hannibal Lecters clone..*shudders*) Anyhoo..to sum it up..it was frightening and I'm not a chicken shit kinda girl..i've dealt w/ lots of physical/verbal aggression but not like that..on that kinda level. I have reported the proper people and I'm praying nothing ever happens like that to anyone ever again. <le sigh> Time for some Melatonin & a cuppa..and hopefully some pleasant dreams   Listening to: Ryan Adams "Cold Roses"

Astburygrrl

Astburygrrl

 

Avast!

So i'm gettin on a plane to go to Atlanta, GA tomorrow morning to visit my niece i've never met yet (she's 11 now). Whole dang family is going and I hate flying on big planes! Little planes dont bother me, heights dont bother me..its just the whole 'i'm flying thru the air like a goddamn bullet awaiting impact' thing that gets me everytime. At least in small planes you can see where you're going and talk to the pilot.etc etc. and I can land a small plane if needed! I'm so damn miserable thinking about it. I will wear Tulzcha on the plane because it calms me nerves.. so say a lil prayer for me guys, ok? hehe I'm wearing my threadless.com shirt that came today! i loves it! (thanks to Babylon for enabling heh) http://www.threadless.com/product/291/Chance   oh, and if the plane does crash..Babylon gets me stash! There, its official now.   *off to practice using her pillow as a seat cushion/flotation device*

Astburygrrl

Astburygrrl

 

eh?

I'm just a tad excited today! Going to paint my bathroom "wading pool" blue..its so soothing to me frazzled soul. I must get back to spackling my holes in the wall though. Sounds like fun, doesnt it? I know yer jealous

Astburygrrl

Astburygrrl

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