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voodoocatwoman

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  1. Forget everything you know about “brand awareness” and consider a timeline in which Injured Dickchest becomes a viral internet sensation, complete with animated TV spinoff and celebrities’ kids repping our merch. If you enjoy being able to afford our products, be grateful that IDAL never made it past the brainstorming stage.

     

    Champaca blossom, bourbon vanilla, pink pepper, and green tea.

     

    I love this.  It's a blast of champaca blossom, very sweet floral.  I know there is no tobacco in it but something is fooling my nose into believing that there is a little tobacco in there somewhere.  I think that this will be a dabbing scent rather than a slather (it could overpower with its sweetness) but it will be one I reach for frequently.  PS-  I am VERY grateful.  It would be sad not being able to afford IDAL products.   


  2. Tagline: “Extraordinary scents for extraordinarily forlorn people.”

     

    Truffles and clove bud with smoky incense, cardamom pod, and ginger.

     

    Spicy and smoky.  It's a deep and husky fragrance (to me).   Definitely not for the forlorn but perfect for someone who likes a spicy fragrance.    This says evening to me.  


  3. All activism scents all the time, except we’re too self-conscious to release them. They sit on a shelf and our friends love trying them on whenever they visit. We think they’re just being nice.

     

    Himalayan cedar and patchouli with vanilla husk and mint.

     

    On application this scent is mint and cedar.  I don't get any patchouli or vanilla, just DREADED HAMSTER CAGE.   If you like cedar, you will love it.  It's just a resounding nope for me.  

     

    ETA: 4 hours later...

     

    Wait.  Hold the presses.  The hamsters have left town and taken their cage with them.  In its stead, they have left a soft combination of patchouli and vanilla.   If I can get through the cedar phase of this scent, it turns really lovely.  


  4. If America’s political outlook doesn’t improve soon, this one is still a solid rebranding option.

     

    Yuzu, pink grapefruit, King mandarin, white musk, and lemon peel.

     

    Wow!  This is a WAKE UP...NOW! fragrance.  I love citrus scents, grapefruit in particular, and the very first thing I get is a squirt of super juicy grapefruit, yuzu and lemon.  Once it settles, the zing fades a bit and the mandarin and musk come out.   It softens and turns a bit soapy.  I like it.


  5. Incredible. It smells just like a bowl of freshly cut strawberries. It is the most genuine fruit scent I have ever sniffed. I don't need to wear it. I just want to shove the bottle far enough up my nose so that it doesn't fall out and go on with my day. I would look silly though and before long, my nostrils would no longer match, so I will put it in a scent locket and keep the fresh strawberries with me all day long. SO GOOD.


  6. I just got knocked back into the early 60s. This smells just like the bubble gum that I used to buy for a penny. (was it called Bazooka? I think it was) It is the first few flavorful chews that I loved so very much before it lost its flavor and I tossed it in the trash so I could do it all over again. I also really get the carnation and after a short time, it takes on a root beer scent. Then it goes soapy and fades pretty quickly.


  7. Jasmine and honeysuckle tap dancing in my nose. Delightful and heady and two of my favorite flower scents of all time.

     

    Soon a milk note appears. Yuck. Get away from my flowers. Go bother some cookies.

     

    Later... horrid milk is gone. Left behind is a softer version of my beloved dynamic floral duo. I really like it. Definitely a ladylike dab just a little bit kind of scent and not a drown yourself in it scent. That way, I will get 'hey honey, we're Jasmine and Honeysuckle. Nice to meet you' instead of 'YO! JASMINE AND HONEYSUCKLE HERE LIVING LARGE. WHAT? QUIET DOWN, MY ASS.'


  8. Silvered honey zapped with fizzy champagne grape.

    It says it has fizzy champagne grape. That does not even begin to describe the effervescence. This is more shaken up cola spewing out of the bottle than champagne on me. And it has staying power for hours and hours. It is cheery and fun. I rather like it.

  9. Wet, it is the most wonderful cacophony of scent. It is the proverbial imp box in a bottle. If it stayed like this, I don't think I would ever wear any other perfume. EVER. But it morphs.

     

    Sharp herbal. Not so unpleasant that I want to scrub my arm until it bleeds but this is definitely not what I signed up for. Fortunately, again it morphs.

     

    Several hours later, it is soft and powdery, a little incense-ish. I do like it but I do not see it as something I would want to wear daily. Maybe for those days when I simply cannot make up my mind as to what to wear. Then it will be perfect. A little bit of everything.


  10. I was so looking forward to this blend because I am the biggest gardenia fan. Unfortunately, the only gardenia I get in this scent is buried beneath a pile of rotting garbage.

     

    Ick.


  11. This definitely smelled like a woods in autumn as the leaves fall and the air turns crisp. Unfortunately, it turned into something so incredibly heavy and overpowering that I had to wash it off because it was invading my nostrils and making it difficult to breathe.


  12. I used to worry about that too, but if you got notification from paypal that your payment was successful, then the lab got your order. If you don't hear from them with a CnS in a few weeks, I would take Numanoid's advice and send them an email. The lab has excellent customer service and you'll get a response from them quickly.

     

    *jellus of your large order*


  13. I love this scent. In the beginning, it is mostly musk and seaspray, but then it softens and I can smell patchouli with a tinge of sarsaparilla. I can see how some would think it masculine. There's a tiny bit of rum at the end of the sniff.

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