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niftybottle

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  1. My brother today to my cat: “You have eyeballs, young lady!”

  2. Yelp just popped up a notification asking me to try a place named, apparently, “Sea Daddy”Uh

  3. Back home, and unsurprisingly my cat NEEEDS ATTENTION NOW!

  4. RT @KrisLigman: No but really.A young man wins one of the highest-profile video game events in the world, and with history and hundreds o…

  5. RT @pubbycat: there was a bear terrorising my grandma’s neighbourhood last night and we found him posted up at the bird feeders minding his…

  6. RT @River_Niles: So we played DnD with my 11yo cousin yesterday and it was his first proper sessionHe had real bad luck with his dice roll…

  7. RT @buttoniris: when people ask you what your sexuality is https://t.co/sVYPy1GEi6

  8. Shitty doodle of the day: what would a half-centaur look like. 3/4 human, so … human legs in the front. The horse b… https://t.co/YlAj7MHkMQ

  9. RT @femmemystique_: I think the thing that really kills me about @Starbucks ditching straws is how blatantly performative it is. I have 4…

  10. RT @ftrain: Daughter: What has two hands and no legs?Me: I don't know.Daughter: I can't tell you until I've eaten the whole thing.(I loo…

  11. RT @azulapologist: I'm so tired of siblings in media not being able to close or intimate without you freaks outright shipping them like I'm…

  12. RT @p0ppyfield: imagine thinking doctors don’t deny you things you need lol https://t.co/KbOBaQSMSh

  13. RT @jeongau: hanahaki au but instead of flowers growing in your lungs being devastating, it’s the only way to survive in a world where the…

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