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RT @j_zimms: Figured out my gender https://t.co/LuObQQ21M6

RT @JNRutherford: A man mansplains mansplaining. https://t.co/IrksiHmLH7

RT @jeongau: hanahaki au but instead of flowers growing in your lungs being devastating, it’s the only way to survive in a world where the…

RT @p0ppyfield: imagine thinking doctors don’t deny you things you need lol https://t.co/KbOBaQSMSh

RT @azulapologist: I'm so tired of siblings in media not being able to close or intimate without you freaks outright shipping them like I'm…

RT @ftrain: Daughter: What has two hands and no legs?Me: I don't know.Daughter: I can't tell you until I've eaten the whole thing.(I loo…

RT @femmemystique_: I think the thing that really kills me about @Starbucks ditching straws is how blatantly performative it is. I have 4…

Shitty doodle of the day: what would a half-centaur look like. 3/4 human, so … human legs in the front. The horse b… https://t.co/YlAj7MHkMQ

RT @buttoniris: when people ask you what your sexuality is https://t.co/sVYPy1GEi6

RT @River_Niles: So we played DnD with my 11yo cousin yesterday and it was his first proper sessionHe had real bad luck with his dice roll…

RT @BIG_TONY_YAYO: https://t.co/gWHD4vawio

RT @pubbycat: there was a bear terrorising my grandma’s neighbourhood last night and we found him posted up at the bird feeders minding his…

RT @KrisLigman: No but really.A young man wins one of the highest-profile video game events in the world, and with history and hundreds o…

Back home, and unsurprisingly my cat NEEEDS ATTENTION NOW!

Yelp just popped up a notification asking me to try a place named, apparently, “Sea Daddy”Uh

My brother today to my cat: “You have eyeballs, young lady!”

May, why do you do this(At least they fixed the bug where she didn’t blink ever) https://t.co/x1VJo6hvp7

They are serious about you acquiring their products, and I appreciate that in a business.

This was supposed to say “put portable kleenex in purse” as one item on my todo list, but close enough https://t.co/cnQCfJ6clV

So, my internet connection at home is pretty shit. Like frequently I’m back in the land of dial-up worrying about h… https://t.co/U6y1TzKVD3

Had a moment today: “How does he recognize me?! I cut my hair!” Other people use faces to recognize people, self.

If anybody wants to know anything in particular, I’m definitely ok with discussing in dms, still pondering how much… https://t.co/RmPJ8hbPJm

RT @elliewheels: my doctors are telling me to look for scholarships and grants to cover medical bills that insurance won't pay. that's ou…

RT @mlle_elle: for some reason my Facebook feed is full of Simpsons/Limewire memes and they're all great https://t.co/rgZq1JLzVX

Does this mean Deimos is a horse, does it mean you are your horse, is the horse secretly Deimos’ long lost twin dre… https://t.co/fo0JJRI56Q