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Seriously, who's hair gets LIGHTER as they age? I don't think I've ever known someone whose hair didn't darken as they got older, and I have whisps of strawberry blonde in my bangs.

I love the new @Starbucks Veranda Blend. The Blonde Roast is perfect.

Internet shenanigans make me giggly.

#hipsterssayshitlike "I was into ukeleles before ukeleles were into ukeleles."

If you don't open the door for me, I'll just make my own. I gots places to go, people.

You got it, bish! @CakeWalkDancer

I am in a world of shit.

My first ring finger mani. #nails http://t.co/EtVJSZQZ

The cruelty of some people -- countered by the kindness of others -- will never cease to amaze me.

It's a #steampunk sort of day. http://t.co/kXLI7Wk2

I know, I'm horrified by George Lucas too. http://t.co/rIzrVb4t

Um NO, making eye contact and then swerving toward a vehicle is not a substitute for a goddamn turn signal.

Can I just say: Yes, body image is really important and we should encourage our friends to love their bodies... Except if your friend is transgendered. I can't be the only one who thinks that's kind of a dick move, can I?I mean, it's like, "You're perfect just the way God made y-- oh wait."

Note the last drink -- "Honey badger don't give a fuck!" #cajunsteamer #franklin http://t.co/YhvVzCEf

Paypal: If you don't like the violin you bought, just smash it and we'll give you your money back: http://t.co/TT5P83Y1 @Regretsy

I feel like having a little veggies with my alcohol tonight. #bloodymarys

Another zombie parasite. Holy shit you gusy, we really are fucked. http://t.co/N0d4V7ck

Yeah, it's not at all suspicious when you and your gossip buddy go from having a normal conversation to whispering. #annoyingofficegossips

ATTENTION NASHVILLE! I'm looking for a willing victim to be my stage partner at Chattacon the weekend of Jan. 20-22. I cannot help with accommodations, but you will get a pass to the Con for the entire weekend.

I don't wanna! #sleepyheads

Jelly! Stupid Big Girl Job. “@shandennsays: Drinks at 308. http://t.co/4btmfsR4”

Sassy pants: Acquired.

FML. “@SteveNiles Senate is scheduled to vote on #SOPA Tuesday, January 24th. Unless 41 senators block the vote, it is going to pass.”

Printable 2012 calendar (from Anna & Blue Paperie) http://t.co/Ce1D2NaM