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Dear Shooters of Hermitage,I kindly leave this donation of assorted glitters on your ladies' room floor as thanks for your enthusiastic reception as I help Big Daddy celebrate his Big 4-0.Kind regards,Ava

Dear UPS: stop holding my Frederick's package hostage. Xoxo,Brandy

Dearest downtown-centric friends: Will anyone be home tonight around 6 who would be so kind as to loan me a bit of space to get dolled up for a photo shoot? I'll give you cookies**Subject to availability. Reward may be substituted for other sugary treats or booby hugs as necessary.

Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage.

Despite the differences my mother and I have had in the past, when we talk we both still try to get the last word on who loves whom the best. <3

Discussing wedding details with Teh Manthing:"Okay, so when I talk to the wedding people about the ceremony, we want traditional? What about readings?""... Readings? What kind of readings?""Readings... From a book? Like the Bible? You know, a certain passage or something meaningful.""Okay, ask them if they have any Batman comics they could read from. Or maybe a paragraph from Lord of the Rings."

Do I know any rootworkers? I'm interested in picking up my interest/practice of this where I left off, oh, 10 years ago. I would love study resources.

doesn't like sleeping alone :[

Don't feel good. Need snuggles.

Don't forget! There will be much Chrimbus revelry at Division tonight -- come see some of the fine dames of Betty Roulette Burlesque, Big Daddy Cool, and (of course!) Yours Truly! Ladies get in free till 11!

Dude, my eyes are freaking out on me. I am having serious issues with ghosting images.

Dude, WTF happened to my face? I look SO OLD today :/

Every evening in this area, the sound of the blackbirds is fucking DEAFENING. #thisshitisHitchcockian http://t.co/AxjpCd1b

Fact. http://t.co/qcHaiPy8

Fatty wants a donut. :

Feather lashes? Yesplz. http://t.co/zn1HeTHP

feels like a flower that's seen a long drought.

feels like ass.

Filling out wedding coordinator stuffs. All the selected poems suck. What's a good metal song which I could pass the lyrics off as a poem?

FINALLY watched Black Swan. I'm not afraid to say that Darren Aronofsky is one of the only modern writers with interesting female roles.

First time at yoga in nearly a year. Ass = thoroughly kicked.

Flying solo in a new city is pretty fun.

FML. “@SteveNiles Senate is scheduled to vote on #SOPA Tuesday, January 24th. Unless 41 senators block the vote, it is going to pass.”

FML.

Foam roller, meet IT band. I'm pretty sure you two are gonna hate each other.