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*wearing frilly purple Betsy Johnson nightie*Craig: You know, it really disturbs me when you wear that.Me: 0_o Why?Craig: Because my mother used to wear the exact same thing to bed.... fml.

I think it's time to sat farewell to my Pentax K1000. I love it SO much, but without a darkroom it's just languishing in the closet.

125 square inches should be plenty of surface area for bedazzling a naked body, right?

5 more hours! Ahhhh so excited!! And maybe a little overcaffeinated!! Exclamation marks!

7:39am, and I'm already thinking about stalking the Grilled Cheeserie for lunch.

A 1968 take on 20s era flapper beauty. Just stunning. #1920s #1960s #flapper #makeup #beauty #cosmet http://t.co/pu2Laz3C

A BROOCH bouquet? How could I not love this? http://t.co/wXqkGcRx

A coworker in response to my new fur coat being faux:"You're a mass teddy bear murderer!"

A coworker just told me that I sound "pretty passionate" about documenting in

A HUGE thank you to all the fabulous people who came to the Delinquent Debutantes show tonight. You were an amazing crowd for an amazing group of ladies!Also: I am missing approximately 117,544 flecks of microglitter. So if you happen to be in possession of one of those, I'd like it back at your earliest convenience. Thanks in advance!

A huge THANK YOU to everyone who came out to The Pond tonight! Can Randy Alexander throw a party or what?

A new drink: The French Geisha2 parts gin, 1 part St. Germain, 1 part umeshu (plum wine) poured over ice in a Collins glass and topped with Sprite.

A PSA to the clothing-challenged out there: Just as leggings are not pants, rights are not leggings. If the "tunic" you're wearing shows the line where your tights become opaque, for fuck's sake put on a skirt.

A sore back from standing/deadlifts + an earache from hell = one very unhappy pony.

A very wise friend of mine once said, "sorrow shared is divided."But what sort of sorrow is fair to divide?

A wise (wo)man once said, "Whole Foods should've been named Whole Paycheck, because that's what you'll spend there." At least I found all the shit I was looking for in one stop, so that's a bonus.

Aaaaand apparently, some people are getting mass texts from my contact number update -- so if you want to respond, do so in a new text! Sorry everybody!

Aaaaand we're off! I can finish crafting (and freaking out) en route.

Aaaaargh, it never fails: I use my foam roller, and fuck up my knee. #FuckyouITbands

Aaaand I got a speeding ticket on the way home. Karma, you can suck it.

Aaaand I showed up for class a half hour early. I'm awesome.

Aaaand I'm hobbling. That's what we do now. We hobble. #MyITbandshateme

Aaaand I'm hobbling. That's what we do now. We hobble.

Aaaand my knee hurts. Fuck you, IT bands! >

Aaaand we've already making a batch of brandy.