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Dear Shooters of Hermitage,I kindly leave this donation of assorted glitters on your ladies' room floor as thanks for your enthusiastic reception as I help Big Daddy celebrate his Big 4-0.Kind regards,Ava

I've officially outgrown my apothecary cabinet which houses my perfume.

I HATE EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE RIGHT NOW #ihatetraffic

Helping the MCB bake sale with a Margarita Bundt Cake with lime tequila syrup. I wouldn't be doing my job if your baked treat didn't leave you as tipsy as your drink from the bar!

Okay, Office Neighbor. I'm cool with you playing Christmas songs all day, but I draw the line at whistling them. #ohforfuckssake

It's time to break out the Christmas tunes! But I'm so goth, I listen to Xmas carols in minor key: http://t.co/dbIaTC0O

has the sweetest, snuggliest fluffball tonight! I think she gets jealous when I spend time with other girls...

Craisins and pecans were a great addition to this salad. #omnomnom

United States Post Awful Customer "Service" can suck a dick.

Up in tha club... reading. With an occasional break for dancey-dancey.

Hmm, apparently Tonight's outfit is "Emily Strange: Clubbing Age" themed.I'm just gonna roll with it.

bought a perfect London Fog trench coat (even had the spare buttons!) and an Oscar de la Renta sports coat for Teh Manthing. Total = $20. #fuckyeahthriftstores

For such a shite weekend, at least my Monday's off to a wonderful start!

I am making a bunch of girls VERY happy by way of my shopping addictions.

The technique of teasing hair is a lost art.

Yeah, I am fairly certain I'll be forgoing any future Mercy Lounge events.

I'm wearing lacy underthings beneath my feety pajamas -- because that's how I roll.

Alright, PC. I'm sick of your shit. Tomorrow, your ass gets reformatted.

I am about to smother this man if he doesn't stop snoring.

A HUGE thank you to all the fabulous people who came to the Delinquent Debutantes show tonight. You were an amazing crowd for an amazing group of ladies!Also: I am missing approximately 117,544 flecks of microglitter. So if you happen to be in possession of one of those, I'd like it back at your earliest convenience. Thanks in advance!

Watching Marie Antoinette and lusting after a Rococo gown.

The night sky this evening is breathtaking.

Is finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel!

Gods help me, I own a pair of cowboy boots. BUT they actually look more like European riding boots with a western influence. Thanks to @Andrea Beth Abernathy for the Goodbuy Girls rec!

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